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2008-01-01
Dilbert is happy he had a great day at work. No one interrupted and he got s lot done.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 127

2008-01-02
Dilbert tells Tina he came into work on New Year's day because he forgot it was a holiday.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 127

2008-01-03
Wally didn't have time to finish the traffic estimates because he spent all week shopping on the company's online supply ordering site.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 128

2008-01-04
Wally doesn't want to attend a meeting on Friday morning because it's bagel Friday.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 128

2008-01-05
Asok is creeped out because he heard the Boss hired a mole.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 128

2008-01-06
Topper says he hasn't slept in a month, died went to heaven, returned as a zombie and more.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 7

2008-01-07
Ratbert, employee mole, reports what the people think of the Boss -- a worthless, self-important gas bag.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 8

2008-01-08
Ratbert announces he is the secret mole who will report all missteps to the Boss.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 8

2008-01-09
Asok is worried none of his projects relate to the company's priorities.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 8

2008-01-10
Tina is to make it look like the budget aligns to the company's priorities.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 9

2008-01-11
The Boss complains Dilbert's design will never work in the real world.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 9

2008-01-12
Asok asks Catbert what he can do to get a raise.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 9

2008-01-13
Dilbert is to help Ted on his project. Dilbert wonders what's in it for him.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 10

2008-01-14
The Boss takes Wally out of the loop because it's too hard to keep everyone informed.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 11

2008-01-15
Wally's new cubicle is a giant mushroom because he's out of the loop.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 11

2008-01-16
Asok wants to present his project to the board of directors.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 11

2008-01-17
Asok wonders who will present his project to the board of directors.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 12

2008-01-18
The CEO presents Asok's slides to the board of directors even though he doesn't understand them.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 12

2008-01-19
Asok learns the CEO didn't understand the slides Asok made.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 12

2008-01-20
Dilbert tells Catbert he has a bad attitude because his project is failing and the Boss is no help.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 13

2008-01-21
Wally says he is an incubator of innovations.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 14

2008-01-22
Ratbert is assigned to configure the new software.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 14

2008-01-23
Ratbert tells Alice not to interfere while he configures the software.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 14

2008-01-24
Alice tells the Boss the new software is a disaster.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 15

2008-01-25
Wally says his new chair can be configured so many ways, it's probably configured wrong.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 15

2008-01-26
An Elbonian wants to be hired and will demean himself to the Boss.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 15

2008-01-27
Alice basks in the time between plans are made and someone thwarts them.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 16

2008-01-28
Alice gives the Boss an hour to make a difficult decision.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 17

2008-01-29
Dilbert pre-rejects a co-worker's idea.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 17

2008-01-30
Dogbert, financial planner, says a person could live to be 200 but most of the time will be in squalor.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 17

2008-01-31
Dogbert, financial planner, insults a client by saying investing is too complicated.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 18