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2007-12-01
The Boss says they're not to say they don't have enough resources. Instead, say their resources are dedicated to other, higher priorities.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 113

2007-12-02
Tina asks for a minute of Dilbert's time. He say no because it always takes longer than she says.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 114

2007-12-03
The next project is a private shuttle to the moon. If there are any mistakes, innocent tourists will die.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 115

2007-12-04
Dilbert complains to Dogbert he has to design a private moon shuttle in three months. Dogbert says he send over a scapegoat.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 115

2007-12-05
The Boss asks Asok to test pilot their new moon shuttle prototype. Asok suggests a monkey instead.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 115

2007-12-06
Asok gets into the moon shuttle prototype. His co-pilot is the grim reaper.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 116

2007-12-07
The Boss reports Asok died during the test of their new moon shuttle prototype.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 116

2007-12-08
Dilbert clones Asok from his DNA. The DNA gets mixed up with some candy.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 116

2007-12-09
The Boss asks Dilbert for an estimate. Dilbert says he hasn't had time to gather requirements. The Boss says he won't hold him to the estimate.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 117

2007-12-10
Dilbert tells Asok he died in space and was cloned from some DNA. Now Asok has to reincarnate into his clone.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 118

2007-12-11
Asok compares stories with Carol. Asok died and reincarnated into his own clone, then did some shape shifting.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 118

2007-12-12
Carol asks Wally to not drink so much coffee. Then she won't have to order so much.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 118

2007-12-13
Mordac made some network changes and is on vacation for three weeks, out of touch.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 119

2007-12-14
Wally complained he couldn't work as everything he had to do needed something else done first. Like a mobius strip.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 119

2007-12-15
A co-worker asks Wally why he's at her meeting. He says he's creating the illusion of work.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 119

2007-12-16
The Boss can't give Dilbert the maximum raise as he didn't exceed expectations. Dilbert said the expectations were set too high.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 120

2007-12-17
The Boss interviews a dead horse and asks if he can take a beating.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 121

2007-12-18
The Boss hired a dead horse and introduces him to the group. He says the horse can do good work if beaten enough.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 121

2007-12-19
The Boss can't tell Dilbert about the politics of his project, nor tell him about the new strategic direction or the upcoming reorg.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 121

2007-12-20
The Boss asks Alice to move to a cubicle closer to the rest of the department. Alice asks why.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 122

2007-12-21
Wally asks to skip the staff meeting because it will waste an hour of his life.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 122

2007-12-22
The Boss asks Dilbert what he's done to enhance their strategy into the next adjacency. Dilbert doesn't know what that means.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 122

2007-12-23
The Boss is off to the management retreat. He won't be reachable because he'll be too busy golfing, swimming and drinking. Carol is to count sheets of paper while he's gone.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 123

2007-12-24
Dilbert finished the useful part of his presentation and asks for questions from unqualified people.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 124

2007-12-25
The Boss moves Bruce to a different job because he's totally incompetent at his old job.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 124

2007-12-26
Wally did not finish his tasks because he thought other people wouldn't finish their tasks either.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 124

2007-12-27
Dilbert complains his new cubicle is too small. Catbert says he was spoiled before.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 125

2007-12-28
Alice submits her resignation. The Boss asks her to stay for a 20% raise. She accepts.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 125

2007-12-29
Ratbert wants to know what kind of party they're having for New Year's Eve. Dilbert says there's no sense in a party.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 125

2007-12-30
Alice is interviewed for a management job. She says she wants it because of money, prestige, abusing subordinates and she speaks fluent managerese.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 126

2007-12-31
Wally is upset because people stop working on the day before a holiday. He does it all year round.

Book: This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, page: 127