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2007-05-01
An Elbonian asks Dilbert to help him escape from Dogbert's running-shoe factory in the basement.

2007-05-02
A cartoonist in a cubicle may embarrass the company so the Boss must assign absurd work until he quits.

2007-05-03
A cartoonist looks around the office for inspiration.

2007-05-04
The Boss asks the cartoonist to stop mocking the management of the company in the newspapers.

2007-05-05
The cartoonist says his side job is doing well so he hands in his resignation to the Boss.

2007-05-06
A new guy asks Dilbert how long before the dark cloud of hopelessness and despair begins to go away.

2007-05-07
Dilbert ignores e-mail from people who don't include his original message in their reply.

2007-05-08
A co-worker complains Dilbert never answers her e-mail. He says her e-mails are hard to read.

2007-05-09
Wally goes to meetings and never gets any action items by using a certain facial expression to ward them off.

2007-05-10
After his presentation, Dilbert asks if there are any questions designed to increase his workload for their entertainment.

2007-05-11
Dogbert's tech support advises to turn off everything including lights, water heater, microwave and refrigerator.

2007-05-12
Dogbert's tech support selects a product from the caller's computer to blame for all the problems.

2007-05-13
Disgruntled Doug is to work on the company's pricing model, and the Boss puts him in a cardboard box instead of a cubicle.

2007-05-14
A co-worker asks to move to a window cubicle after 25 years without one.

2007-05-15
Dilbert is happy no one can take his name until his credit card company calls and says someone stole his identity.

2007-05-16
Dogbert advises the Boss to get a dashboard application to show metrics so he can ignore it when making policy decisions.

2007-05-17
The Boss is worried the metrics on his dashboard aren't good so needs to falsify them.

2007-05-18
The Boss awards Carol some morale dollars she can use to redeem for gifts and services she doesn't want or need.

2007-05-19
The Boss asks Ted to work late every night until they catch up. And work every weekend.

2007-05-20
Every project Dilbert worked on got cancelled after the reorganisation. It's like he didn't exist.

2007-05-21
Dilbert asks a co-worker to sign off on a plan in writing so he can't raise any objections later.

2007-05-22
Other department heads won't sign off on the business plan so they'll look good in comparison.

2007-05-23
At a productive management retreat, they golfed hard until they came up with a new vision for the company.

2007-05-24
Catbert asks Asok to have more of a winner's mentality.

2007-05-25
Ted is so busy his head explodes.
Note: This strip is almost identical to one published on 2008-09-18.

2007-05-26
Dilbert is asked to help with a technical analysis but wants his lawn mowed in return.

2007-05-27
Alice is employee of the month but doesn't want any of the rewards.

2007-05-28
Dogbert the lawyer threatens a web page company for stealing people's cursors.

2007-05-29
Ratbert teases Dilbert he will wear clothes he doesn't want to wear and spend the day where he doesn't want to be.

2007-05-30
Ratbert brags he will be eating Dilbert's computer cables.

2007-05-31
Asok gets a text message from the Boss. "KEEP UP WRK."