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2007-02-01
Dilbert wants to make it to his cubicle without human contact.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 106

2007-02-02
The Boss asked for a button on the interface and then doesn't remember it.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 106

2007-02-03
Dilbert sees an opening for an engineer in research and development.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 106

2007-02-04
Dogbert kicks off the project by assigning blame for its eventual failure.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 107

2007-02-05
Dilbert asks for permission to apply for the job in R&D. The Boss applied there too.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 108

2007-02-06
The Boss gives a twenty-year service award.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 108

2007-02-07
Dilbert tells the Boss Marketing isn't cooperating.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 108

2007-02-08
The Boss asks Wally what are his goals for the coming year.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 109

2007-02-09
Asok said he set his year's goals higher than he can achieve.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 109

2007-02-10
The Boss worries Dilbert set a goal to decompose in his chair.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 109

2007-02-11
The Boss juggles budget money around while everyone else complains.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 110

2007-02-12
A co-worker invades Dilbert's personal space with his non-standard facial hair.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 111

2007-02-13
A co-worker gets lodged in Dilbert's ear. A doctor tells how to get him out.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 111

2007-02-14
Employee appreciation day costs $25 apiece.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 111

2007-02-15
Dilbert compares his project to fifteen drunken monkeys with a jigsaw puzzle.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 112

2007-02-16
The Boss volunteers management help for projects. No one wants it.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 112

2007-02-17
The Boss offers ideas about Alice's project. She does not want them.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 112

2007-02-18
The new company health plan is for everyone to use Google to diagnose their own problems.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 113

2007-02-19
Dogbert runs public relations for the company. He tells the media their products are deadly and are being recalled.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 114

2007-02-20
Dogbert, PR rep, convinces media to do a story on their products.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 114

2007-02-21
Dogbert tells the Boss to do something that has never been done, to get free publicity.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 114

2007-02-22
Dogbert convinces a reporter to publish his press release.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 115

2007-02-23
Dogbert says his PR campaign caused their stock price to be grossly over-inflated.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 115

2007-02-24
The Boss finds a dead horse in the hall and starts punching it.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 115

2007-02-25
The Boss puts Dilbert in charge of the project but does not give a budget or assign resources or allow Dilbert to create a project plan.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 116

2007-02-26
There's asbestos in the ceiling but Carol doesn't need to worry.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 117

2007-02-27
The employees are whiny about asbestos in the ceiling and the Boss in a hazmat suit.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 117

2007-02-28
Asok uses his telekinesis to take care of the asbestos problem.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 117