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2007-01-01
The Boss outlines the strategy in terms of food -- their meat and potatoes is their bread and butter.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 93

2007-01-02
The Boss announces he's on a diet and may not be as sharp as everyone expects him to be.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 93

2007-01-03
Wally eats a doughnut in front of the Boss to tease about his diet.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 93

2007-01-04
The Boss looks for a diet buddy to make it easier. Tina develops an eating disorder.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 94

2007-01-05
The Boss can't concentrate because of his diet so spouts worse gibberish than usual.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 94

2007-01-06
Dogbert, diet guru, gives the Boss some inspiration by threats.
Note: Scott published an alternative version where Dogbert calls the Boss an overweight walrus with diabetes.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 94

2007-01-07
Tina edits a letter before the Boss sends it. She starts by looking for words that aren't words and sees what's left.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 95

2007-01-08
The Boss makes Dilbert into a sales engineer and switches him to be paid on commission.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 96

2007-01-09
Dilbert, sales engineer, has to lie to cover up the sales rep's statements.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 96

2007-01-10
Dogbert shows Dilbert how to lie to be a good sales support engineer.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 96

2007-01-11
The sales rep made the sale, now Dilbert has to install the product. The rep promised some extra features as well.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 97

2007-01-12
The network product is a box of leaves and twigs. Dilbert has to integrate it into the network.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 97

2007-01-13
Dilbert hooks up a box of twigs and leaves into a customer's network by running a cable through it.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 97

2007-01-14
Carol schedules a pre-meeting for after the meeting as that's the only time where everyone was free.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 98

2007-01-15
Ratbert is so happy he sings.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 99

2007-01-16
Dilbert orders sugared doughnuts and always gets plain doughnuts. Ratbert always licks off the sugar.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 99

2007-01-17
Dogbert helps the Boss remember his password. It's "123."

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 99

2007-01-18
Dogbert runs a password recovery service for morons. Ned uses his first name.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 100

2007-01-19
The Boss asks Carol to book a staff meeting. The topic uses a combination of buzzwords for strategy and objectives.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 100

2007-01-20
The Boss wants to close the gap between strategy and objectives.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 100

2007-01-21
All travel must be booked through the corporate web site. Alice complains about the discount Elbonian airlines.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 101

2007-01-22
An alien wants to work with engineers to transfer his great knowledge.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 102

2007-01-23
An alien wants to share his knowledge but the company doesn't allow it.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 102

2007-01-24
An alien tries to share his technology with Alice.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 102

2007-01-25
An alien is frustrated no one wants his advanced knowledge.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 103

2007-01-26
Dilbert doesn't want to attend a meeting right away because it will interrupt his lunch.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 103

2007-01-27
The Boss asks Asok to buy an award case then buy some awards to fill it.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 103

2007-01-28
A VP doesn't know who reports to him.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 104

2007-01-29
Dogbert comes up with a foolproof way to identify losers on the payroll.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 105

2007-01-30
Dogbert identifies a mutant who is the best fit for the job.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 105

2007-01-31
The new philosophy is called "a bias for action." Dilbert wants to know which program is being eliminated to make room.

Book: Positive Attitude, page: 105