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2006-12-01
Dilbert admits to a woman he worked at the company that restated its earnings.

2006-12-02
The CEO wants to clear up questions about the restatement of earnings. Wally asks if he will return his 25 million dollar bonus.

2006-12-03
The Boss wants Alice to use her vacation days by the end of the year but still wants the project done by then.

2006-12-04
A contract employee says he can't enjoy time off because he only gets paid for the time he works.

2006-12-05
Catbert says an absence counts as an occurrence no matter how long it is.

2006-12-06
Carol has a candy dish on her desk but doesn't want Dilbert to take any candy.

2006-12-07
Dogbert says machines are more important than some employees.

2006-12-08
The only employee who knows how to program the legacy machines has quit. Dilbert is to step in.

2006-12-09
A family of squirrels has taken over the legacy payroll database. They make demands.

2006-12-10
Dogbert's tech support advises a man to hand over his personal identity and check into rehab.

2006-12-11
Asok asks for the Boss's comments on a proposal before it is submitted.

2006-12-12
Asok has telekinesis but is not allowed to use it in front of the ungifted.

2006-12-13
Asok invents a room-temperature superconductor instead of finding a new vendor for toner cartridges.

2006-12-14
Alice is interrupted by a cell phone during a presentation. She destroys the phone.

2006-12-15
The Boss assigns Wally to the director of marketing because the Boss hates the director.

2006-12-16
The director of marketing asks Wally if Wally can do an assignment right.

2006-12-17
Dilbert asks the Boss why he never showed up for the budget meeting the Boss had requested.

2006-12-18
Dilbert sent an overly brief e-mail which Tina interpreted as he hates her.

2006-12-19
Dilbert tells Wally Tina is mad at him because of residual anger.

2006-12-20
An insurance seller closes a deal and the client dies just after signing the contract.

2006-12-21
An insurance seller closes a deal with the Boss just before the building catches fire.

2006-12-22
A politician is having an affair with a squirrel, Dogbert tells Dilbert.

2006-12-23
Wally teases that a politician had an affair with a squirrel. Dilbert responds another choked his secretary.

2006-12-24
Wally tells Asok not to return dishes to the cafeteria. Someone else will do it instead.

2006-12-25
Dilbert finds a way to save a million dollars for a cost of ten thousand. The Boss doesn't like it.

2006-12-26
They don't pay enough to hire qualified employees so hire unqualified ones with good attitudes.

2006-12-27
The Boss admits a new employee can't be trained, but doesn't want to fire him because there's now a hiring freeze.

2006-12-28
A vampire gives a pep talk for the employees to donate blood. The vampire is not part of the Red Cross.

2006-12-29
Catbert questions why the Boss allowed a vampire to run a blood drive.

2006-12-30
The Boss asks Carol's advice on which diet to follow.

2006-12-31
Dilbert must get approval from the change control board before talking with vendors to get their prices.