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2006-09-01
Alice uses mixed sports metaphors during a presentation.

2006-09-02
An executive compensation review board meets and a clown suggests fifty million dollar salary for the CEO.

2006-09-03
Even though Dilbert accomplished all his goals for the year, the Boss can't give much of a raise.

2006-09-04
Dilbert is worried about buying a product that might have a new version next week.

2006-09-05
The Boss hires a decorated army combat veteran.

2006-09-06
Dilbert asks the army vet how is the transition to corporate life.

2006-09-07
Dilbert and the war veteran swap hardship stories. Dilbert's was about running out of staples.

2006-09-08
The Boss asks the war veteran to take a birthday card around for signatures.

2006-09-09
Alice asks Dilbert what he will wear for Ted's wedding.

2006-09-10
Dilbert tells Alice a new supplier will be found for the casing. Alice is worried it might not happen.

2006-09-11
Dilbert is in charge of installing the system Lyin' John sold to their biggest customer.

2006-09-12
Dilbert tells a customer he can't install the system Lyin' John sold them without losing money.

2006-09-13
Dilbert reports the customer doesn't want to voluntarily pay more money to cover the bidding error.

2006-09-14
Dogbert gives advice on how to get more money out of an underbid contract.

2006-09-15
The Boss tells an interviewee he wants employees who are passionate.

2006-09-16
The Boss's new strategy is to hire passionate people instead of smart ones.

2006-09-17
Alice is always the one who has to fetch the extra chair for the meeting room.

2006-09-18
The Boss sends Alice to a communication class.

2006-09-19
Dogbert welcomes people to his communication seminar. He demonstrates how to pretend to listen while using a Blackberry.

2006-09-20
Dogbert says there's no point in listening to other people. They either agree or say something stupid.

2006-09-21
Dilbert provides the latest numbers from Yvonne, who had sextuplets, her house burned down and she had shoulder surgery.

2006-09-22
Asok gives the Boss some hearsay about Ted's project.

2006-09-23
The Boss tells Ted he heard Ted's project is floundering.

2006-09-24
In Dogbert's school of management, he shows how to get employees to do the impossible.

2006-09-25
Catbert gives asylum to Asok, the office snitch.

2006-09-26
The Boss hires a lady because she is so attractive.

2006-09-27
The Boss introduces Ellen, who is unqualified but totally hot.

2006-09-28
Carol complains the Boss hired Ellen only because she's hot.

2006-09-29
Dilbert wants to introduce himself to the new, hot employee.

2006-09-30
Alice asks the Garbageman how to get rid of Ellen the new, hot employee.