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2006-07-01
Stinky Pete arrives to help Alice with her technical problem.

2006-07-02
A new employee, Amber Dextrous, is introduced to Dilbert. She can do two things at the same time.

2006-07-03
Stinky Pete describes his trip to work, eating an onion sandwich and rolling in a sewage spill.

2006-07-04
Carol says she can no longer work with Dilbert because of something he said about her.

2006-07-05
Carol welcomes attendees to a meeting of insane chicks.

2006-07-06
At a meeting of insane chicks, someone complains about her boyfriend.

2006-07-07
Catbert discovers embellishments on the Boss's resume.

2006-07-08
After discovering the Boss lied on his resume, the Boss goes to see the VP of HR.

2006-07-09
The Boss asks Dilbert to do a project in his spare time. Dilbert doesn't know what spare time means.

2006-07-10
An Elbonian says they discovered the mud in Elbonia is caused by an abundance of oil and coal near the surface.

2006-07-11
The Boss asks Dilbert to write a business case lobby the government to attack Elbonia.

2006-07-12
Dogbert wants to be hired as a lobbyist to convince Switzerland to attack Elbonia.

2006-07-13
Dogbert the lobbyist says he'll get the government to include industrial waste in the food pyramid.

2006-07-14
Dogbert bribes a congressman to vote for tax breaks for Dogbert's client.

2006-07-15
Dogbert tells an Elbonian governments will attack his country and liberate him and his oil.

2006-07-16
Wally agrees to look into getting technical specifications for a co-worker. The co-worker wants the specifications.

2006-07-17
Wally says he's late to the meeting because he was stuck behind some slow walkers.

2006-07-18
Asok goes to a meeting instead of the Boss. The other people wanted the Boss's input instead.

2006-07-19
Wally asks the Boss what type of decision-making he'll use today, authoritative, consultative voting or consensus.

2006-07-20
Wally is disappointed the Boss has never praised him for a job well done.

2006-07-21
Dilbert faced a choice at work: do something important or something useless that looked good.

2006-07-22
Dilbert asks Carol where Asok is. She says it's not her job to keep track of the employees.

2006-07-23
Alice wonders how Wally can be so relaxed when there is so much to do. Wally says he achieves his goals of not taking pride in his work.

2006-07-24
Asok says Wally should not have eaten that burrito since he's not certified in ISO.

2006-07-25
Dilbert asks if it's more important to follow the documented process or to meet the deadline.

2006-07-26
A co-worker asks Wally for the new design specs. She doesn't expect Wally will actually provide them.

2006-07-27
Before a meeting with a Marketing guy, Alice slams his head on the table.
Note: Two versions were published. One was for a meeting with Human Resources, the other for Marketing. Note that this alternative version may not have been official.

2006-07-28
Catbert confronts Alice about her slamming the heads of Marketing people onto tables.

2006-07-29
Alice, in an interview, slams the person's head on a table to find out the best place for him to work.

2006-07-30
The Boss's plan for funding a new project involves playing budget chicken with a director.

2006-07-31
The Boss interviews a job hopper who has had fifteen jobs in two months.