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2006-05-01
Dilbert wants to borrow money from Dogbert to open his own business.
Dogbert-Schemes, project, cancelled, vice president, billion dollars, sucker, garbage, barge, scow, oceanfront, real estate, lend, money, business, Dilbert, Dogbert

2006-05-02
Dogbert explains to Ratbert how he made a billion dollars in shady real estate deals.
Dogbert-Schemes, billion, dollar, shady, real estate, deal, moral, story, crime, doesn't, pay, escrow, ruin, rat, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

2006-05-03
Bono mistakes Ratbert for Dogbert and tries to get him to donate his billions of dollars to charity.
Dogbert-Schemes, potato chips, persuade, persuasion, donate, billion, third world, country, guilt, force, wrestle, fight, decoy, headlock, telephone headset, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert, Bono

2006-05-04
Dogbert buys Dilbert's company and fires him.
Start of saga: Dogbert buys the Company and fires Dilbert
Dogbert-Schemes, complaining, management, company, billion, buy, fix, whining, fired, Dilbert, Dogbert

2006-05-05
Dilbert goes online looking for a great job and finds an opening for a condiment.
Downsizing, unemployed, job hunting, online, experience, relocate, blender, packaged, condiment, Dilbert

2006-05-06
Dilbert doesn't get hired because he solved their problem during the interview.
Downsizing, interview, engineering, distribute, power supply, job hunt, Dilbert, interviewer

2006-05-07
Wally from the future travels back in time to refresh his cup of coffee.
Ethics, time travel, future, unethical, past, coffee, die, kill, awkward, hole, chest, Boss, co-worker, Dilbert, Wally, Future Wally

2006-05-08
Dilbert talks to the Garbageman about employment and love.
Society, unemployed, valuable, member, garbage, bag, trashcan, love, date, Dilbert, Garbageman

2006-05-09
Dilbert has a blind date with a woman who knows how to use Photoshop.
Dating, online, unemployed, picture, restaurant, wine, disfigured, Dilbert, woman

2006-05-10
Dilbert wonders why ultra-wealthy Dogbert still lives with him.
Dogbert-Schemes, billions, underground, city, palace, elevator, linen closet, topside, coffee, women, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman

2006-05-11
Dilbert visits a career counsellor who labels him a loser.
Interview, whine, billionaire, checkbox, loser, Dilbert, career counsellor

2006-05-12
Dilbert starts a high tech company in the garage.
Start of saga: Dilbert invents a new search engine
Business, company, garage, homeowner, rule, parking, driveway, laptop computer, Dilbert, Dogbert

2006-05-13
Dilbert invents a search engine and dating service.
Technology, laptop computer, search engine, single, matching, dating, date, service, keyword, threat, e-mail, mother, education, taught, Dilbert, Dogbert

2006-05-14
Alice threatens to quit, but decides to stay when the Boss offers her a raise.
Office Politics, quit, project, raise, announce, shout, disloyal, reward, Alice, Boss, Dilbert, Carol, Asok

2006-05-15
Dilbert goes to a patent lawyer to patent his search engine algorithm.
Law, search engine, algorithm, google, patent, billionaire, girlfriend, suspenders, wing, Dilbert, lawyer, monkey

2006-05-16
Dilbert explains he's not afraid of Google.
Technology, Google, competition, squash, evil, death ray, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Eric Schmidt

2006-05-17
The Google founders discuss how to kill Dilbert without being evil.
Technology, Google, evil, death ray, gizmo, space station, ISS, orbit, bet, the dumb one, loser, winner, Larry Page, Sergey Brin

2006-05-18
Dogbert activates his space defence shield to protect their house.
Technology, Google, death ray, space station, ISS, orbit, intercept, rocket, threat, question, Dogbert, Dilbert

2006-05-19
Vijay funds Dilbert's start-up company.
Entrepreneur, venture capitalist, VC, garage, money, product, forklift, massage oil, Vijay, Dilbert

2006-05-20
Dilbert's old company launches a lawyer to talk to him about his patent.
Law, funding, search engine, start-up, optimism, lawyerpult, patent, catapult, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss, lawyer

2006-05-21
In order to be productive, work is getting done during the Boss's meeting.
Meeting, laptop computer, sound, clickety, airplane, scooter, locust, talk, landed, parked, napping, attendance, productivity, Boss, Dilbert, Asok, Alice, Catbert

2006-05-22
The Boss claims Dilbert thought up the search engine before they fired him, therefore it's theirs.
Law, search engine, fired, own, lawyerpult, catapult, attorney, holograph, kick, attack, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert, lawyer

2006-05-23
A lawyer explains the details of the non-compete agreement Dilbert had signed when he worked for the company.
Law, non-compete agreement, contract, earn money, sleep indoors, procreate, sex, medical care, doctor, ceremonial dagger, suicide, lawyer, Dilbert, Boss

2006-05-24
Dilbert demands his old job back.
Personnel, lawyer, patent, old job, cubicle, Dilbert, Catbert

2006-05-25
The Boss gives Carol the new office supply catalogue to peruse instead of a raise.
Start of saga: The Boss, master of non-monetary compensation
Management, good news, office supply catalogue, imagine, order, shopper's high, raise, Boss, Carol

2006-05-26
The Boss rewards Alice by letting her punch Ken in marketing as hard as she wants.
Benefits, budget, reward, non-monetary, compensation, marketing, punch, surprise, Boss, Alice

2006-05-27
The Boss rewards Asok by offering to listen to a boring story about his life.
Benefits, reward, non-monetary, compensation, story, pirate, Boss, Asok

2006-05-28
Dilbert refuses to accept a game card that has a chance of winning free groceries.
Retail, game card, cash register, grocery store, grocery, penny, bill, procedure, grape, floor, taste, victory, Dilbert, cashier, Dogbert

2006-05-29
The Boss introduces Lou Serdecisions to Dilbert. Lou asks Dilbert to cover for him during the project kickoff meeting.
Character, loser, decision, cover, shelf paper, kitchen cabinet, project, kickoff, meeting, dish, wood, Dilbert, Boss, Lou Serdecisions

2006-05-30
The Boss tells Asok his job is being outsourced to India.
Start of saga: The outsourcing of Asok's job to India
Outsourcing, India, moved, relocated, Sandeep, photocopy, Boss, Asok

2006-05-31
Asok tells Wally about his job being outsourced to India.
Outsourcing, India, interesting, Wally, Asok