Dilbert wants to borrow money from Dogbert to open his own business.
Dogbert-Schemes, project, cancelled, vice president, billion dollars, sucker, garbage, barge, scow, oceanfront, real estate, lend, money, business, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Dogbert explains to Ratbert how he made a billion dollars in shady real estate deals.
Dogbert-Schemes, billion, dollar, shady, real estate, deal, moral, story, crime, doesn't, pay, escrow, ruin, rat, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert
Bono mistakes Ratbert for Dogbert and tries to get him to donate his billions of dollars to charity.
Dogbert-Schemes, potato chips, persuade, persuasion, donate, billion, third world, country, guilt, force, wrestle, fight, decoy, headlock, telephone headset, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert, Bono
Dogbert buys Dilbert's company and fires him.
Start of saga: Dogbert buys the Company and fires Dilbert
Dogbert-Schemes, complaining, management, company, billion, buy, fix, whining, fired, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert goes online looking for a great job and finds an opening for a condiment.
Downsizing, unemployed, job hunting, online, experience, relocate, blender, packaged, condiment, Dilbert
Dilbert doesn't get hired because he solved their problem during the interview.
Downsizing, interview, engineering, distribute, power supply, job hunt, Dilbert, interviewer
Wally from the future travels back in time to refresh his cup of coffee.
Ethics, time travel, future, unethical, past, coffee, die, kill, awkward, hole, chest, Boss, co-worker, Dilbert, Wally, Future Wally
Dilbert talks to the Garbageman about employment and love.
Society, unemployed, valuable, member, garbage, bag, trashcan, love, date, Dilbert, Garbageman
Dilbert has a blind date with a woman who knows how to use Photoshop.
Dating, online, unemployed, picture, restaurant, wine, disfigured, Dilbert, woman
Dilbert wonders why ultra-wealthy Dogbert still lives with him.
Dogbert-Schemes, billions, underground, city, palace, elevator, linen closet, topside, coffee, women, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman
Dilbert visits a career counsellor who labels him a loser.
Interview, whine, billionaire, checkbox, loser, Dilbert, career counsellor
Dilbert starts a high tech company in the garage.
Start of saga: Dilbert invents a new search engine
Business, company, garage, homeowner, rule, parking, driveway, laptop computer, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert invents a search engine and dating service.
Technology, laptop computer, search engine, single, matching, dating, date, service, keyword, threat, e-mail, mother, education, taught, Dilbert, Dogbert
Alice threatens to quit, but decides to stay when the Boss offers her a raise.
Office Politics, quit, project, raise, announce, shout, disloyal, reward, Alice, Boss, Dilbert, Carol, Asok
Dilbert goes to a patent lawyer to patent his search engine algorithm.
Law, search engine, algorithm, google, patent, billionaire, girlfriend, suspenders, wing, Dilbert, lawyer, monkey
Dilbert explains he's not afraid of Google.
Technology, Google, competition, squash, evil, death ray, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Eric Schmidt
The Google founders discuss how to kill Dilbert without being evil.
Technology, Google, evil, death ray, gizmo, space station, ISS, orbit, bet, the dumb one, loser, winner, Larry Page, Sergey Brin
Dogbert activates his space defence shield to protect their house.
Technology, Google, death ray, space station, ISS, orbit, intercept, rocket, threat, question, Dogbert, Dilbert
Vijay funds Dilbert's start-up company.
Entrepreneur, venture capitalist, VC, garage, money, product, forklift, massage oil, Vijay, Dilbert
Dilbert's old company launches a lawyer to talk to him about his patent.
Law, funding, search engine, start-up, optimism, lawyerpult, patent, catapult, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss, lawyer
In order to be productive, work is getting done during the Boss's meeting.
Meeting, laptop computer, sound, clickety, airplane, scooter, locust, talk, landed, parked, napping, attendance, productivity, Boss, Dilbert, Asok, Alice, Catbert
The Boss claims Dilbert thought up the search engine before they fired him, therefore it's theirs.
Law, search engine, fired, own, lawyerpult, catapult, attorney, holograph, kick, attack, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert, lawyer
A lawyer explains the details of the non-compete agreement Dilbert had signed when he worked for the company.
Law, non-compete agreement, contract, earn money, sleep indoors, procreate, sex, medical care, doctor, ceremonial dagger, suicide, lawyer, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert demands his old job back.
Personnel, lawyer, patent, old job, cubicle, Dilbert, Catbert
The Boss gives Carol the new office supply catalogue to peruse instead of a raise.
Start of saga: The Boss, master of non-monetary compensation
Management, good news, office supply catalogue, imagine, order, shopper's high, raise, Boss, Carol
The Boss rewards Alice by letting her punch Ken in marketing as hard as she wants.
Benefits, budget, reward, non-monetary, compensation, marketing, punch, surprise, Boss, Alice
The Boss rewards Asok by offering to listen to a boring story about his life.
Benefits, reward, non-monetary, compensation, story, pirate, Boss, Asok
Dilbert refuses to accept a game card that has a chance of winning free groceries.
Retail, game card, cash register, grocery store, grocery, penny, bill, procedure, grape, floor, taste, victory, Dilbert, cashier, Dogbert
The Boss introduces Lou Serdecisions to Dilbert. Lou asks Dilbert to cover for him during the project kickoff meeting.
Character, loser, decision, cover, shelf paper, kitchen cabinet, project, kickoff, meeting, dish, wood, Dilbert, Boss, Lou Serdecisions
The Boss tells Asok his job is being outsourced to India.
Start of saga: The outsourcing of Asok's job to India
Outsourcing, India, moved, relocated, Sandeep, photocopy, Boss, Asok
Asok tells Wally about his job being outsourced to India.
Outsourcing, India, interesting, Wally, Asok