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2006-03-01
The Boss criticises Asok for not doing better when cheating for him.
Ethics, online, class, course, ethics, believe, perfect score, tired, push-up, gym, cheating, Asok, Boss

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 81

2006-03-02
The Boss misunderstands when asked to design and build the Company's Centre of Excellence.
Leadership, design, build, centre of excellence, presidential library, honour, life's work, time, learn, asking, question, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert, Asok

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 82

2006-03-03
It's announced the vice president of marketing is leaving the company.
Marketing, leaving, vice president, accomplishment, margin, sales, lower, confusing, marketing campaign, piano, Dilbert

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 82

2006-03-04
The Boss makes a decision reminiscent of "King Salmon".
Leadership, right, wrong, king, salmon, Solomon, split, difference, wise, wisdom, fish, math, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 82

2006-03-05
Alice cleans up the Boss's laptop so it will run faster. She's outraged when she discovers he has disabled the firewall.
Note: Scott originally had the word "porn" in the strip. An editor suggested changing it to "smut". Scott published both versions of the panel on his website.
Psychology, laptop, slowing down, smut, porn, pornography, hard drive, computer, delete, deleting, film, clip, lighting, server, firewall, outrage, stapler, Boss, Alice, Carol

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 83

2006-03-06
The Boss wants Dilbert to ask the legal department to change their minds about the legality of his plan.
Law, legal, change, mind, panning for gold, water fountain, spirit, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 84

2006-03-07
Dilbert holds a purposeless meeting and recommends just sitting silently until the time is up.
Meeting, purpose, meeting, purposeless, silently, quietly, time, better, useless, Dilbert, man

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 84

2006-03-08
An accounting troll eats the guy who suggests building a second prototype.
Accounting, build, second, prototype, budget, eat, devour, fault, caring, Dilbert, co-worker, troll, Alice, Wally

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 84

2006-03-09
Wally proves the Boss wrong about the budget not being written in stone.
Meeting, budget, approved, approval, schedule, written in stone, stone, tablet, lucky, Dilbert, Boss, Wally

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 85

2006-03-10
Wally wants to get in on Asok's arranged marriage (if she has a hot sister).
Personal, relative, arranged marriage, totally hot, low standard, sister, love, coffeemaker, Asok, Wally

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 85

2006-03-11
The Boss has a meeting about Dilbert's project, but doesn't invite Dilbert.
Meeting, project wombat, project manager, invite, invitation, meeting, smooth, smoother, knowledge, expertise, Alice, Boss, Dilbert, Asok, Wally

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 85

2006-03-12
Dogbert holds a catch-and-release seminar for CEOs.
Presentation, catch-and-release, seminar, fish, entertainment, philosophy, company, spin off, spouse, marriage, divorce, golf, decisive, decision, Dogbert, CEO

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 86

2006-03-13
Wally explains to Asok the detailed meaning of Alice's look.
Office Politics, look, the look, kill, opinion, thousand expressions, die, natural causes, soon, Buddha, wood chipper, Alice, Asok, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 87

2006-03-14
Dogbert uses pepper spray as an external antidepressant.
Dogbert-Schemes, invented, invention, external, antidepressant, bad mood, apply, other people, pepper spray, mace, eye, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 87

2006-03-15
Wally gives a plant coffee dregs after the plant maintenance contract was cancelled.
Start of saga: The unluckiest plant in the world
Nature, meeting, cancelled, plant, maintenance, contract, save money, adopt, water, coffee, dreg, abuse, Alice, Boss, Wally, Asok, Dilbert

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 87

2006-03-16
The plant Wally has been feeding coffee dregs grows enormous.
Nature, feeding, plant, mulch, coffee, dreg, shredded, status report, decaf, growth, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 88

2006-03-17
Dilbert opts for him and his date to be seated in the "loud guy" section.
Dating, restaurant, seated, seating, loud guy, section, good story, Dilbert, woman, hostess, loud guy

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 88

2006-03-18
Asok wonders about his purpose in life. Wally has it figured out.
Philosophy, wonder, purpose, life, transport, quantity, coffee, coffeemaker, urinal, despair, Asok, Wally

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 88

2006-03-19
Wally tries to blackmail Dilbert by threatening to give him a bad peer review.
Office Politics, peer review, 360 degree review, compensation, negative review, raise, blackmail, threat, anonymous, distrust, distrust, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 89

2006-03-20
Right before lunch, Dogbert's tech support service requires a password.
Tech Support, tech support, password, lunch, telephone, client, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 90

2006-03-21
The Boss asks Asok to attend the technology steering committee meeting in his place.
Management, attend, stead, technology, steering, committee, tall, senior management, existence, seat, coffee, Asok, Boss, senior manager

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 90

2006-03-22
Carol doesn't like the way Dilbert asked for help, so she ignores him.
Secretary, three-ring binder, reservation, reserve, conference room, phone call, give up, leave, telephone, big jerk, still there, Dilbert, Carol

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 90

2006-03-23
Famous artist "Dogberto" explains his plans for decorating the lobby.
Start of saga: The famous artist Dogberto
Dogbert-Schemes, famous, artist, Dogberto, lobby, plan, drop cloth, home depot, drape, security desk, guard, gas, light, fire, burn, beret, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert, Wally, Alice, Asok

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 91

2006-03-24
"Dogberto" explains his plans for decorating the courtyard.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogberto, idea, drape, plan, tarp, sculpture, courtyard, message, art, negative space, positive, winning, winner, beret, Dogbert, Boss

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 91

2006-03-25
An Elbonian sells the Boss on having his product manufactured in Elbonia.
Start of saga: The Elbonian MP3 player
Outsourcing, factory, manufacture, product, penny, downside, translation, translate, plastic, spleen, pig-footed, bandicoot, Boss, Elbonian

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 91

2006-03-26
Carol brings her daughter to work so she can learn about working in a corporate environment.
Secretary, daughter, working, corporate environment, project, cut, finger, injured, injury, safety, awareness, campaign, dog costume, mascot, safety hazard, spot, woof, scissors, tattoo, Boss, Carol, Traylor

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 92

2006-03-27
Dilbert shows the Boss the prototype from the Elbonian factory.
Outsourcing, prototype, factory, expert, good, mp3 player, plumber's helpers, plumbers helpers, plunger, gizmo, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 93

2006-03-28
Dilbert had a conference call with the Elbonians at 3am.
Outsourcing, gizmo, prototype, mp3 player, conference call, time difference, time zone, groggy, English, speaker, Dilbert, Elbonian

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 93

2006-03-29
The Elbonian MP3 player prototype will need a lot of marketing.
Outsourcing, factory, prototype, mp3 player, large, big, tractor, polka, marketing, budget, asbestos, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 93

2006-03-30
The Boss examines Dogbert's marketing resume.
Marketing, marketing, expert, resume, Nobel Prize, Olympic, gold medal, biathlon, ski, buy, crap, shoot, Dogbert, Boss

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 94

2006-03-31
Dogbert explains how to market their new MP3 player.
Marketing, guru, consumer, tractor, mp3 player, free, iPod, towing, landfill, pricing, price, cost, Dogbert, Boss, Wally

Book: Try Rebooting Yourself, page: 94