The Boss confronts Alice about calling Catbert a "furry log."
Office Politics, furry log, teamwork, nickname, hostile environment, squirrel-infested stump, Boss, Alice
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The Boss presents Asok with a chair as an award for his hard work.
Management, award, hard work, dedication, reward, happiest moment of my life, lucky, chair, stolen, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert gives Dilbert advice on dealing with bad service at stores.
Personal, bad service, store, CEO, fire, sexy, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert
Catbert considers changing his department's name to "Workplace Services."
Personnel, change, department, name, workplace services, evil, laugh, Catbert, Boss
The Boss introduces the new VP of Marketing.
Marketing, experience, unrelated industry, technology, shampoo, smooth sailing, prediction, astrology, Boss, marketing VP, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss wants to make sure everything is perfect for the CEO's visit.
Secretary, perfect, visit, doughnuts, fresh, delicious, batch, taste, panic, gum, Carol, Boss, CEO, Dilbert
The Boss interviews an admitted thief.
Interview, supervision, steal, harass, show myself out, Boss, job applicant
The Boss interviews a candidate who claims to thrive on vague objectives and is excited by criticism.
Interview, supervision, vague objectives, recognition, contribution, criticism, excite, proud, Boss, job applicant
Wally claims to be a subject-matter expert in a very narrow field.
Professional, worthless, subject matter expert, narrow field, knowledge, lunch, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Dilbert gets a Blackberry, but it doesn't look good when he uses it in a meeting.
Start of saga: Dilbert gets a Blackberry
Technology, Blackberry, e-mail, work, day, night, productivity, meeting, masturbating, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Wally
Dilbert admits to being addicted to e-mail.
Technology, addict, e-mail, endorphins, spike, loneliness, despair, sending to yourself, masturbation, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert gets a Blackberry for Bob.
Technology, Blackberry, e-mail, day, night, delicious, Dilbert, Bob
Wally shows Asok how to cover a stupid mistake. Just convince the Boss it was his own fault.
Office Politics, erased, customer database, backups, explain, laptop computer, prototype, don't touch, stupid, injury, Asok, Wally, Boss
The FBI has traced all Internet spam to Dilbert's house.
Start of saga: Dogbert, the source of all Internet spam
Law, FBI, sunglasses, traced, source, Internet, spam, revolution, pill, body fat, Rolex watch, FBI agent, Dilbert, Dogbert
FBI agents confront Dogbert about his sending of spam.
Law, FBI, source, Internet, spam, director, fired, dress up, mammal, creepy, FBI agent, Dogbert
Carol is collecting for Ted's baby shower. Wally takes a refund.
Office Politics, collecting, money, baby shower, taxes, subsidise, brat, refund, responsible, poor fiscal planning, Carol, Wally
The Boss encourages everybody to vote. Wally objects.
Politics, election, close, important, vote, smart, well-informed, evenly divided, intelligence, factor, complain, result, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dogbert goes to work for the cable company.
Start of saga: Dogbert goes to work for the cable company
Dogbert-Schemes, cable company, tool, gizmo, abuse, service window, Regis and Kelly, telephone headset, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert abuses another cable company customer.
Dogbert-Schemes, cable company, picture, fuzzy, glasses, couch, tech support, telephone headset, Dogbert, customer
In preparing for a presentation to the VP, the Boss tells Dilbert to not have any content.
Presentation, pre-meeting, problems, fix, budget, deadline, reduce, technical, confuse, nothing, summary, question, nauseated, dizzy, great job, success, hate humanity, Boss, Dilbert, VP
The Boss mistakenly thinks he left his chapstick in Wally's cubicle.
Management, chapstick, taste, different, glue stick, quiet, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert tells a small businessman he must do a credit check before doing any work.
Start of saga: Customers with bad credit
Business, credit check, work, policy, resent, deadbeat, parking garage, acorn, Dilbert, small businessman
Dilbert determines they must sell to customers who have bad credit.
Business, sales target, customers, bad credit, bonus, accounts receivable, worthless, key, surprised, unclean, Dilbert, Boss
Dogbert determines Dilbert is a sociopath.
Personal, bonus, selling, customer, can't pay, delicious, congratulation, sociopath, Dogbert, Dilbert
Tina misinterprets the way Dilbert is sitting.
Start of saga: Tina misreads Dilbert's body language
Office Politics, respect, work, sitting, hate, fury, thousand suns, die, sat down wrong, wedgie, Tina, Dilbert, Wally, Asok, Boss
Tina tries to reconcile with Dilbert.
Office Politics, talk, work out, problem, utter disrespect, Tina, Dilbert
The Boss predetermines Dilbert won't meet his deadline and dings his performance review.
Performance Review, deadline, finish, schedule, ding, disagree, raise, imagine, future, average, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss plans on sending Wally to Elbonia. He wants Wally to first take a class in Elbonian culture.
Start of saga: Wally goes to Elbonia
Society, meeting, Elbonia, class, culture, accident, offend, gesture, hello, mittens, bedroom floor, proposition, sexual harassment, Boss, Wally, Elbonian