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2005-02-01
The Boss confronts Alice about calling Catbert a "furry log."
Office Politics, furry log, teamwork, nickname, hostile environment, squirrel-infested stump, Boss, Alice

2005-02-02
The Boss presents Asok with a chair as an award for his hard work.
Management, award, hard work, dedication, reward, happiest moment of my life, lucky, chair, stolen, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, Wally

2005-02-03
Dogbert gives Dilbert advice on dealing with bad service at stores.
Personal, bad service, store, CEO, fire, sexy, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert

2005-02-04
Catbert considers changing his department's name to "Workplace Services."
Personnel, change, department, name, workplace services, evil, laugh, Catbert, Boss

2005-02-05
The Boss introduces the new VP of Marketing.
Marketing, experience, unrelated industry, technology, shampoo, smooth sailing, prediction, astrology, Boss, marketing VP, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

2005-02-06
The Boss wants to make sure everything is perfect for the CEO's visit.
Secretary, perfect, visit, doughnuts, fresh, delicious, batch, taste, panic, gum, Carol, Boss, CEO, Dilbert

2005-02-07
The Boss interviews an admitted thief.
Interview, supervision, steal, harass, show myself out, Boss, job applicant

2005-02-08
The Boss interviews a candidate who claims to thrive on vague objectives and is excited by criticism.
Interview, supervision, vague objectives, recognition, contribution, criticism, excite, proud, Boss, job applicant

2005-02-09
Wally claims to be a subject-matter expert in a very narrow field.
Professional, worthless, subject matter expert, narrow field, knowledge, lunch, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

2005-02-10
Dilbert gets a Blackberry, but it doesn't look good when he uses it in a meeting.
Start of saga: Dilbert gets a Blackberry
Technology, Blackberry, e-mail, work, day, night, productivity, meeting, masturbating, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Wally

2005-02-11
Dilbert admits to being addicted to e-mail.
Technology, addict, e-mail, endorphins, spike, loneliness, despair, sending to yourself, masturbation, Dogbert, Dilbert

2005-02-12
Dilbert gets a Blackberry for Bob.
Technology, Blackberry, e-mail, day, night, delicious, Dilbert, Bob

2005-02-13
Wally shows Asok how to cover a stupid mistake. Just convince the Boss it was his own fault.
Office Politics, erased, customer database, backups, explain, laptop computer, prototype, don't touch, stupid, injury, Asok, Wally, Boss

2005-02-14
The FBI has traced all Internet spam to Dilbert's house.
Start of saga: Dogbert, the source of all Internet spam
Law, FBI, sunglasses, traced, source, Internet, spam, revolution, pill, body fat, Rolex watch, FBI agent, Dilbert, Dogbert

2005-02-15
FBI agents confront Dogbert about his sending of spam.
Law, FBI, source, Internet, spam, director, fired, dress up, mammal, creepy, FBI agent, Dogbert

2005-02-16
Carol is collecting for Ted's baby shower. Wally takes a refund.
Office Politics, collecting, money, baby shower, taxes, subsidise, brat, refund, responsible, poor fiscal planning, Carol, Wally

2005-02-17
The Boss encourages everybody to vote. Wally objects.
Politics, election, close, important, vote, smart, well-informed, evenly divided, intelligence, factor, complain, result, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

2005-02-18
Dogbert goes to work for the cable company.
Start of saga: Dogbert goes to work for the cable company
Dogbert-Schemes, cable company, tool, gizmo, abuse, service window, Regis and Kelly, telephone headset, Dogbert, Dilbert

2005-02-19
Dogbert abuses another cable company customer.
Dogbert-Schemes, cable company, picture, fuzzy, glasses, couch, tech support, telephone headset, Dogbert, customer

2005-02-20
In preparing for a presentation to the VP, the Boss tells Dilbert to not have any content.
Presentation, pre-meeting, problems, fix, budget, deadline, reduce, technical, confuse, nothing, summary, question, nauseated, dizzy, great job, success, hate humanity, Boss, Dilbert, VP

2005-02-21
The Boss mistakenly thinks he left his chapstick in Wally's cubicle.
Management, chapstick, taste, different, glue stick, quiet, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

2005-02-22
Dilbert tells a small businessman he must do a credit check before doing any work.
Start of saga: Customers with bad credit
Business, credit check, work, policy, resent, deadbeat, parking garage, acorn, Dilbert, small businessman

2005-02-23
Dilbert determines they must sell to customers who have bad credit.
Business, sales target, customers, bad credit, bonus, accounts receivable, worthless, key, surprised, unclean, Dilbert, Boss

2005-02-24
Dogbert determines Dilbert is a sociopath.
Personal, bonus, selling, customer, can't pay, delicious, congratulation, sociopath, Dogbert, Dilbert

2005-02-25
Tina misinterprets the way Dilbert is sitting.
Start of saga: Tina misreads Dilbert's body language
Office Politics, respect, work, sitting, hate, fury, thousand suns, die, sat down wrong, wedgie, Tina, Dilbert, Wally, Asok, Boss

2005-02-26
Tina tries to reconcile with Dilbert.
Office Politics, talk, work out, problem, utter disrespect, Tina, Dilbert

2005-02-27
The Boss predetermines Dilbert won't meet his deadline and dings his performance review.
Performance Review, deadline, finish, schedule, ding, disagree, raise, imagine, future, average, Boss, Dilbert

2005-02-28
The Boss plans on sending Wally to Elbonia. He wants Wally to first take a class in Elbonian culture.
Start of saga: Wally goes to Elbonia
Society, meeting, Elbonia, class, culture, accident, offend, gesture, hello, mittens, bedroom floor, proposition, sexual harassment, Boss, Wally, Elbonian