The CEO plans to announce to the stockholders the Company earned 100 million dollars.
Start of saga: The CEO announces how the stockholders' profits were spent
Management, stockholders, earning, profit, stock options, incentivised, incentive, furniture, steal, CEO, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Asok, Alice
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The CEO tells the Boss how the shareholder meeting turned ugly.
Management, shareholder, meeting, ugly, profits, stock options, base salary, energy, spank, secretary, CEO, Boss
Dilbert and Wally watch as the new employee opens her first paycheck.
Professional, new employee, paycheck, college, cash, ear guards, deductions, coffee, spill, stain, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker
Dilbert asks the Boss for clarification on his assignment.
Management, clarification, assignment, judgement, damned, advice, calamity, plan, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss introduces the newly-hired buck-passer to Dilbert.
Start of saga: The buck-passer
Character, hired, buck-passer, cheaper, handshake, time, Boss, Buck, Dilbert
The newly-hired buck-passer tries to pass off some work to Alice.
Character, buck-passer, alley, ass, butt, Buck, Alice
The buck-passer uses Asok as a human shield to avoid an assignment.
Character, buck-passer, do-it, assignment, tear-away shirt, Boss, Buck, Asok
Dilbert gets criticised for pointing out a problem with a co-worker's plan.
Office Politics, problem, plan, negativity, meeting, theory, morons, drunk, sober, Dilbert, co-worker
The Boss gives performs drive-by managing on Dilbert.
Management, drive-by management, what's his name, outrun, clarification, Boss, Dilbert
A vendor says their software has two versions, the Boss picks the cheap one.
Vendor, enterprise software, flavors, versions, smiley face, frowny face, emoticons, premium package, user friendly, economy, option, user interface, ruin your life, cheap, mouse, girlfriend, e-mail, romantic invitations, adult web site, porn, hundred percent, vendor, Boss, Dilbert, Asok, Alice, Wally
The Boss discovers other conference callees are using the restroom during the call.
Meeting, hear, conference call, restroom, bathroom, speakerphone, burn, ruler, telephone, Boss, Carol
Catbert announces he's postponing is plan to bury poor performers in kitty litter.
Management, good news, employee turnover, postpone, bury, poor performers, scented, kitty litter, litter box, quality, downhill, Catbert, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss explains to an employee that is P/U ratio is climbing.
Start of saga: The highly productive but useless guy
Productivity, P/U, ratio, usefulness, mistake, distraction, less work, backwards, Boss, employee
The highly productive but useless guy gives Dilbert a useless statistical analysis.
Productivity, productive, useless, statistical analysis, statistics, correlation, disk storage, absenteeism, data, diagram, co-worker, Dilbert
The new vice president of ethics is to help employees decide right and wrong, the Boss says.
Ethics, vice president, right, wrong, project, charge, time, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss has an energy saving award for Ted.
Management, kudos, suggestion, motion sensors, calculate, energy savings, lost productivity, meeting, plaque, burn, heat, break even, Boss, Dilbert, Ted, Wally, Alice
The Boss asks Dilbert why he has no accomplishments.
Management, accomplishment, misconception, customers, meeting, confused, objective, home computer, upgraded, paraphrase, Boss, Dilbert
Ratbert asks Dogbert why a runny nose stops running when you're asleep.
Family, runny nose, asleep, nose fairy, pinch, nostril, knowledge, Ratbert, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert notices all of his problems are caused by other people.
Society, problems, other people, discomfort, bother, oblivious, effect, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert starts a school for the socially oblivious.
Start of saga: Dogbert's School for the Socially Oblivious
Society, Dogbert's School for the Socially Oblivious, pair, social defect, cancel out, kids, fascinating, training, Dogbert, student, woman, man
Dogbert teaches the socially oblivious to recognise when they are being boring.
Society, Dogbert's School for the Socially Oblivious, recognise, boring, yawn, talking about yourself, breakout session, golf, training, Dogbert, woman, man
A co-worker asks a nonsense question at the end of a three-hour meeting.
Meeting, question, business, project management, process, optimise, strategic core, issues, gibberish, co-worker, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Carol is surprised the Boss is still alive.
Office Politics, alive, deadly plot, fault, pay, salary, afford, entertainment, Carol, Boss, Alice
Asok asks Wally how to be stress free.
Office Politics, stress, unrealistic belief, care, expectations, budget numbers, promise, to-do list, lie, steal, stapler, coffee mug, Asok, Wally, Ted
Dilbert asks an accounting troll to explain some expense figures.
Accounting, explain, expense, figures, base ten counting system, odd, even, digits, HP printer ink, high gloss paper, taste, Dilbert, troll
Ted wants to leave work early to spend time with his kids.
Family, leave early, quality time, kids, Ted, Boss
The Boss asks Dilbert a question, but doesn't intend to listen to the answer.
Start of saga: The Boss can't remember the issue
Management, issue, simple, misleading, explanation, understand, listen, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss asks Dilbert to explain the issue yet again.
Management, ask, question, explain, issue, comprehend, conflict, understand, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss announces all vacations are cancelled until the project is finished.
Start of saga: The Boss cancels vacations
Vacation, project, finished, punish, inability, plan, staff, wedding guests, arranged marriage, cancelled, Boss, Asok, Dilbert
Wally wants the Boss to believe he has non-refundable plane tickets to Tahiti.
Vacation, cancelled, non-refundable, plane tickets, Tahiti, exception, sceptical, Wally, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss wants to impress the new senior vice president with his leadership skills.
Leadership, meeting, impress, skill, underling, intern, chummy, conversation, slacker, motivation, blows nose, necktie, Boss, Asok, senior VP, Carol