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2004-06-01
Catbert deduces a woman's age, gender, marital status, weight, etc.
Personnel, illegal, law, age, sex, gender, marital status, married, single, weight, ethnicity, disabilities, mongrel, spinster, Christmas, religion, Catbert, woman

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 48

2004-06-02
Wally announces he has ergophobia -- a fear of work.
Work Avoidance, ergophobia, abnormal, persistent, fear, work, words, coffee maker, Wally, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 48

2004-06-03
The Boss takes Asok to lunch to find out what's being said behind his back.
Office Politics, lunch, wine, fertiliar, restaurant, drunk, snitch, Boss, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 49

2004-06-04
The Boss refuses to make a decision and summons a demon instead.
Start of saga: The dark demon of ineffective management
Management, decision, demon, ineffective, smite, request, Boss, demon

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 49

2004-06-05
Alice dispatches the demon sent to smite her.
Management, overlord, smite, decision, request, drywall, Alice, demon, Dilbert, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 49

2004-06-06
Tina criticises Dilbert's e-mail to Alice.
Office Politics, typo, e-mail, confusion, professional, gossip, critical, appearance, function, scoff, Tina, Alice

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 50

2004-06-07
The Boss hires a prima donna.
Start of saga: The prima donna
Character, hate, indispensable, obnoxious, authority, rules don't apply, pants, prima donna, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 51

2004-06-08
The new prima donna expounds upon his own greatness to the Boss.
Character, indispensable, greatness, thwart, pants, underwear, rules, scoff, jeer, gibe, mock, sneer, fleer, flout, prima donna, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 51

2004-06-09
The new prima donna tells Asok he is about to begin.
Character, pants, patent office, hardware, software development, prima donna, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 51

2004-06-10
The prima donna demands an assistant.
Character, pants, assistant, document, miracles, Smithsonian, Louvre, assignment, prima donna, Boss, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 52

2004-06-11
The Boss assigns Asok to work for the prima donna.
Character, assistant, arrogance, noise, ta-da, case closed, Asok, Boss, prima donna

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 52

2004-06-12
Dilbert discovers Tina has multiple personalities.
Personality, e-mail, insult, real-time, kind, gentle, flame, Dilbert, Tina

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 52

2004-06-13
Dilbert asks a young driver why he plays his music so loud.
Society, music, blast, window, psychopath, egocentric, antisocial, behaviour, mate, peer imitation, cognitive dissonance, perception, Dilbert, driver

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 53

2004-06-14
A small businessman explains to the Boss why they must pay on time.
Start of saga: The "small" businessman
Business, small business, pay, bill, invoice, businessman, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 54

2004-06-15
Alice shows a small businessman how to get into their preferred vendor system.
Business, quality, product, preferred vendor, invoice, scowl, baby sling, harness, Boss, businessman, Alice, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 54

2004-06-16
The Boss forgets the meaning of an acronym.
Management, earning, interest, taxes, depreciation, ammonia, accretive, acronym, Boss, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 54

2004-06-17
Dogbert explains his new conversation strategy to Dilbert.
Personal, questions, bah, answer, manners, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 55

2004-06-18
Dilbert asks the Boss for a raise.
Management, profits, raise, effective, oppress, communism, Dilbert, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 55

2004-06-19
Management can't decide where to make the budget cuts.
Leadership, budget cuts, systematic, data-driven, focus, death spiral, clockwise, equator, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, manager

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 55

2004-06-20
The Boss assigns Dilbert to take over Bill's project with he transfers.
Project, absorb, transfer, whatchamacallit, whosits, budget, fax number, key contacts, questions, Dilbert, Boss, Bill, Dogbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 56

2004-06-21
Wally tells Alice what he admires about her.
Office Politics, admire, performance, appearance, compliment, tingling, insult, Wally, Alice, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 57

2004-06-22
Wally announces he is half done with the online sexual harassment course.
Training, online, sexual harassment, study, course, actors, happy, porn, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 57

2004-06-23
The Boss interviews a job applicant who sued his last employer.
Start of saga: The Boss can't find any highly trained job applicants
Interview, judgement, sue, Boss, job applicant

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 57

2004-06-24
The Boss interviews a job applicant with a criminal past.
Interview, resume, allegedly, stole, steal, give it back, tourist, cellar, Boss, job applicant

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 58

2004-06-25
A belligerent job applicant shows up for her interview an hour late.
Interview, late, overwork, vacation, hire, Boss, job applicant

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 58

2004-06-26
The Boss complains to Catbert about not being able to find a qualified job applicant.
Personnel, job applicants, unpleasant, work environment, low pay, skyscraper, shovel, abuse, dental plan, benefits, Boss, Catbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 58

2004-06-27
Dilbert doesn't remember a co-worker's name, and doesn't care.
Engineer, remember, forgot, name, introduce, awkward, pressure, hardware specs, Dilbert, co-worker, Alice

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 59

2004-06-28
Wally is attracted to a co-worker with a disastrous life.
Start of saga: The co-worker who is a problem magnet
Dating, disaster, magnet, problems, legal, financial, medical, romantic, stalk, woman, Wally, Dilbert, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 60

2004-06-29
Wally decides to stalk the new hire.
Work Avoidance, bored, stalk, line, queue, wait, romance, plan b, bathroom, restroom, flowers, Wally, co-worker

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 60

2004-06-30
Wally asks the new hire for a date.
Dating, disaster, problem, source, choices, groceries, dinner, move in, Wally, woman

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 60