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2004-05-01
Dogbert tells the Boss how to rob his small suppliers.
Dogbert-Schemes, rob, steal, small supplier, unauthorised, deductions, invoices, complain, standard, industry, practise, chickens, Dogbert, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 34

2004-05-02
Dogbert explains stock investing.
Investment, stock, schedule, project, footnotes, nanotechnology, gibberish, discount brokerage firms, secret society, Dogbert, Boss, Wally, CEO, accountant, investor, Donald Trump look-alikes, analysts

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 35

2004-05-03
Alice complains to Catbert about barely having time to bathe.
Overwork, bathe, hygiene, tongue, bath, loofah, crazy, Alice, Catbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 36

2004-05-04
The Boss tells Dilbert to call the faults "future development" and ship the product.
Management, software development, faults, bugs, ship, label, Dilbert, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 36

2004-05-05
The Boss goes to a meeting with his boss without first stretching his lying muscles.
Management, meeting, stretch, lying, muscles, strain, pain, Boss, Carol, Boss's boss, manager

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 36

2004-05-06
The Boss announces they've moved their call centres to Elbonia.
Start of saga: The Elbonian call centre
Outsourcing, call centre, tech support, name, telephone headset, Boss, Elbonian, Wally, Asok, Dilbert, Alice

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 37

2004-05-07
The Elbonian call centre operator tells a customer they are out of that software.
Outsourcing, call centre, tech support, software, stock, porcelain unicorn figurine, pants, country, money, Elbonian

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 37

2004-05-08
The Elbonians are reminded to use their American accents.
Outsourcing, call centre, tech support, American, accent, dawg, Chevy, missile, cafeteria, Elbonian

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 37

2004-05-09
Dilbert has to get approval to go to a mandatory meeting.
Meeting, mandatory, approval, request, writing, rules, murder, cash, Dilbert, Boss, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 38

2004-05-10
A non-credible co-worker does some name dropping at lunch.
Start of saga: The non-credible guy
Character, dance, Madonna, vogue, music video, liar, Gandhi, co-worker, Alice, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 39

2004-05-11
The non-credible co-worker makes some more outrageous claims.
Character, reality TV, preposterous, hostility, curiosity, Einstein, co-worker, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 39

2004-05-12
The non-credible co-worker claims to have approval for his expenses.
Character, approval, expenses, suspicious, heart transplant, surgeon, illiterate, co-worker, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 39

2004-05-13
The Boss has Wally update and distribute the safety manual.
Start of saga: Safety manual update
Safety, update, distribute, manual, budget, binders, cheapest, deadly, injure, injury, bandages, attack, Boss, Wally, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 40

2004-05-14
Wally asks for the Boss's approval on the new safety manual.
Safety, approval, manual, attack, blood, protective gloves, goggles, injury, Wally, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 40

2004-05-15
Wally announces the new safety manuals are safety hazards.
Safety, bandages, injuries, manual, binders, sharp edges, curse, web site, carpal tunnel, RSI, eye strain, high blood pressure, hypertension, Wally, Asok, Boss, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 40

2004-05-16
Dogbert asks Dilbert to review his celebrity business plan.
Dogbert-Schemes, celebrity, business plan, crime, media, lawyer, Johnny "Red" Galipigos, fame, reality TV, cheat, weight gain, fat, tabloids, weight loss, children's books, rehab, addicted, painkillers, narcotics, drugs, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 41

2004-05-17
Carol delights in the secret society of executive secretaries' plan to take over the world.
Start of saga: The secretaries plan to take over the world
Secretary, secret society, executive secretaries, world, schedule, subjugation, humiliation, misery, Carol, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 42

2004-05-18
The secretaries' plan to rule the world fails because they'd need their own secretaries.
Secretary, secret society, executive secretaries, power, evil overlords, rule the world, fell apart, plan, ceremonial robes, Carol, secretary

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 42

2004-05-19
The CEO says he wants to change the DNA of the Company.
Management, CEO, DNA, medical, frightened, stale, rejection, Boss, Catbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 42

2004-05-20
The Garbageman loans Dilbert is anti-stupidious gun.
Management, stupidity, trashcan, gun, annihilate, intact, directions, pointy hair, meeting, disintegrate, vaporise, Garbageman, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Asok, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 43

2004-05-21
The Boss tells Alice she's exceeded her e-mail storage allocation.
Management, exceed, e-mail, storage, allocation, server, real work, document, Boss, Alice

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 43

2004-05-22
An annoying co-worker asks Dilbert for a favour.
Office Politics, Dilby, Dil-Boy, Dilly-Dally, Dilbo Baggins, Dill Pickle, favour, spit, grave, dead, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 43

2004-05-23
The Boss says people are saying Dilbert is too negative in meetings.
Performance Review, negative, meeting, marketing, ideas, cold fusion, perpetual motion, antigravity, MRI, attitude, tongue scraper, flagpole, electrified, Boss, Dilbert, marketeer

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 44

2004-05-24
Dilbert visits a customer's offices.
Engineer, office, science, feng shui, technical merits, witch doctor, astrologer, new age, Dilbert, customer

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 45

2004-05-25
Dilbert visits a customer who was a liberal arts major.
Start of saga: Dilbert visits a customer
Engineer, visit, zombie stare, technical, language, liberal arts major, colour, Dilbert, customer

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 45

2004-05-26
The Boss introduces their new mascot: Kudos, the Bear-er of Good Morale.
Office Politics, kudos, bear, morale, meeting, mascot, suit, costume, punishment, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 45

2004-05-27
Wally escapes a meeting by daydreaming.
Meeting, escape, horror, work avoidance, mind, happy place, pool, coffee, giant cup, doughnut, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 46

2004-05-28
The Boss asks Dilbert about cutting his budget by 25%.
Start of saga: The Boss cuts Dilbert's project's budget
Project, product development, budget, ulcer, heart disease, pustules, envy, Boss, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 46

2004-05-29
Dilbert has a plan for finishing the project with the reduced budget.
Project, meeting, plan, cut corners, bungling, budget, design, prototype, testing, manufacturing, product recall, shipping, juggle, Dilbert, Boss, Alice

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 46

2004-05-30
The Boss complains to his employees they're on a tight budget and can't afford frills.
Management, document, paper clip, budget, salvaged, inefficient, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 47

2004-05-31
Alice rips a co-worker's heart out of his chest.
Philosophy, check, forgiveness, permission, heart, Internet, Alice, co-worker, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 48