Doctor Dogbert interviews a couple who have a common problem.
Dogbert-Schemes, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, television camera, couple, common problem, sleep, hot dog bun, snore, Dogbert, husband, wife
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Carol brings her sick son to work.
Health, school, son, shake hands, bite, disease, spots, Boss, Carol, Traylor
Alice asks the Boss if she can put his picture on her stapler.
Entertainment, picture, stapler, personal items, eat paper, Alice, Boss
No one at the leadership meeting took notes.
Leadership, meeting, notes, e-mail, forgot, Boss, CEO, manager, Carol
The Boss describes to a job applicant how he rewards his top performers.
Management, reward, top performers, workload, performance, average, motivational posters, Boss, applicant
Dogbert plans to start his own airline.
Dogbert-Schemes, no-frills, airline, arms, run, eat, saliva, bathrobe, Dogbert, Dilbert
Wally adds mumbling and peevishness to his arsenal.
Work Avoidance, coffee maker, mumble, peevish, arsenal, benefit, knowledgeable, share, Wally, Dilbert, Tina
A co-worker wants to borrow Dilbert's spare chair for a meeting.
Office Politics, chair, meeting, wallet, keys, company ID, shoe, PDA, sock, collateral, Dilbert, CFO
An accounting troll admits how inaccurate their system is.
Accounting, inaccurate, profitable, manage, random, success, funding, hug, troll, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally
Tina asks Wally for the approved vendor list.
Work Avoidance, vendor, list, network, password, information, plausible, user name, Tina, Wally
Alice shuts up a co-worker who keeps having side conversations during a meeting.
Meeting, pay, calculated, side conversation, interruption, distraction, base salary, explode, theory, test, smoke, Boss, Alice, co-worker, Wally, Dilbert, Carol, Asok
Dogbert starts a company that specialises in performing tainted research.
Start of saga: Dogbert's tainted research company
Dogbert-Schemes, specialise, tainted research, doughnut, association, skinny, heaven, bright lights, revived, hospital, interview, Dilbert, Dogbert, patient
Dogbert performs some tainted research for the Boss.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert Research Company, killed, design, product, tainted, killed, jinx, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert figures out how to get some publicity for the tainted research he performed.
Dogbert-Schemes, television, tainted, research, media, celebrities, blood, environment, humour, Larry David, hybrid car, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert's Mom asks Dilbert if he's made her proud yet by becoming a manager.
Family, mother, pride, proud, manager, son, host, cooking show, television, too much salt, kitchen, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert
The Boss avoids answering Dilbert's e-mail and voicemails.
Management, status report, project, ignore, e-mail, voicemail, hallway, stories, sinuses, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss's plan is to invent something everyone wants to buy.
Leadership, presentation, sales, plan, invention, doohickey, visionary, schedule, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert goes into the extreme makeover business.
Dogbert-Schemes, extreme makeover, next level, antlers, nose, ears, surgery, age, hunch, tail, pinchers, claws, lips, Dogbert, Dilbert, victim, woman
Dogbert volunteers to be Dilbert's real estate agent.
Start of saga: Dogbert the real estate agent
Dogbert-Schemes, bathrobe, breakfast, sell, buy, house, real estate, agent, maybe, escrow, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert describes his house's defects to Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, rain, sewer, driveway, lake view, rabid squirrels, roof, skylight, fire hazard, fireplace, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert wants Dilbert to sign a pile of real estate documents.
Dogbert-Schemes, initial, steaming mound, documents, overprice, real estate, agent, scarecrow, fine print, clause, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert takes a client to see some real estate.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, property, endangered, frogs, banshee, farm, access road, cesspool, tormented souls, Dogbert, client
Dogbert pressures a client into buying a house.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, buy, someone else, appreciate, value, Dogbert, client
Dilbert feels he shouldn't need to hire professional movers.
Personal, unmanly, friends, pickup truck, weak, walk, boxes, couch, legs, Dilbert, Dogbert, mover
A former international pop star goes to work for the company.
Society, international, pop star, recognise, bought, CD, compact disk, album, downloaded, sell, rich, business manager, stole, perform, musicians, venues, guitar, Boss, pop star, Asok
Alice asks the Boss why the new engineer gets paid more than she does.
Office Politics, engineer, pay, justify, attitude, smile, eyes, blind, Alice, Boss
The Boss looks at the suggestions from the suggestion box.
Management, suggestions, money, diagram, wavy lines, hot, hell, Carol, Boss
Catbert would prefer employees only marry each other.
Benefits, married, employees, cost, spouses, marry, save money, fluorescent light, glisten, head, bald, Catbert, Boss, Alice, Wally
Wally takes every pill that was offered via e-mail spam.
Health, addicted, spam, pill, drug, offered, mix, ginkgo biloba, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss steals Dilbert's idea to eliminate their product's least popular features.
Leadership, recommendation, eliminate, popular, features, revenue, steal, idea, infinity, Dilbert, Boss, Asok, Alice, Wally