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2004-04-01
Doctor Dogbert interviews a couple who have a common problem.
Dogbert-Schemes, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, television camera, couple, common problem, sleep, hot dog bun, snore, Dogbert, husband, wife

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 22

2004-04-02
Carol brings her sick son to work.
Health, school, son, shake hands, bite, disease, spots, Boss, Carol, Traylor

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 22

2004-04-03
Alice asks the Boss if she can put his picture on her stapler.
Entertainment, picture, stapler, personal items, eat paper, Alice, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 22

2004-04-04
No one at the leadership meeting took notes.
Leadership, meeting, notes, e-mail, forgot, Boss, CEO, manager, Carol

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 23

2004-04-05
The Boss describes to a job applicant how he rewards his top performers.
Management, reward, top performers, workload, performance, average, motivational posters, Boss, applicant

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 24

2004-04-06
Dogbert plans to start his own airline.
Dogbert-Schemes, no-frills, airline, arms, run, eat, saliva, bathrobe, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 24

2004-04-07
Wally adds mumbling and peevishness to his arsenal.
Work Avoidance, coffee maker, mumble, peevish, arsenal, benefit, knowledgeable, share, Wally, Dilbert, Tina

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 24

2004-04-08
A co-worker wants to borrow Dilbert's spare chair for a meeting.
Office Politics, chair, meeting, wallet, keys, company ID, shoe, PDA, sock, collateral, Dilbert, CFO

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 25

2004-04-09
An accounting troll admits how inaccurate their system is.
Accounting, inaccurate, profitable, manage, random, success, funding, hug, troll, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 25

2004-04-10
Tina asks Wally for the approved vendor list.
Work Avoidance, vendor, list, network, password, information, plausible, user name, Tina, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 25

2004-04-11
Alice shuts up a co-worker who keeps having side conversations during a meeting.
Meeting, pay, calculated, side conversation, interruption, distraction, base salary, explode, theory, test, smoke, Boss, Alice, co-worker, Wally, Dilbert, Carol, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 26

2004-04-12
Dogbert starts a company that specialises in performing tainted research.
Start of saga: Dogbert's tainted research company
Dogbert-Schemes, specialise, tainted research, doughnut, association, skinny, heaven, bright lights, revived, hospital, interview, Dilbert, Dogbert, patient

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 27

2004-04-13
Dogbert performs some tainted research for the Boss.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert Research Company, killed, design, product, tainted, killed, jinx, Dogbert, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 27

2004-04-14
Dogbert figures out how to get some publicity for the tainted research he performed.
Dogbert-Schemes, television, tainted, research, media, celebrities, blood, environment, humour, Larry David, hybrid car, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 27

2004-04-15
Dilbert's Mom asks Dilbert if he's made her proud yet by becoming a manager.
Family, mother, pride, proud, manager, son, host, cooking show, television, too much salt, kitchen, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 28

2004-04-16
The Boss avoids answering Dilbert's e-mail and voicemails.
Management, status report, project, ignore, e-mail, voicemail, hallway, stories, sinuses, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 28

2004-04-17
The Boss's plan is to invent something everyone wants to buy.
Leadership, presentation, sales, plan, invention, doohickey, visionary, schedule, Boss, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 28

2004-04-18
Dogbert goes into the extreme makeover business.
Dogbert-Schemes, extreme makeover, next level, antlers, nose, ears, surgery, age, hunch, tail, pinchers, claws, lips, Dogbert, Dilbert, victim, woman

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 29

2004-04-19
Dogbert volunteers to be Dilbert's real estate agent.
Start of saga: Dogbert the real estate agent
Dogbert-Schemes, bathrobe, breakfast, sell, buy, house, real estate, agent, maybe, escrow, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 30

2004-04-20
Dilbert describes his house's defects to Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, rain, sewer, driveway, lake view, rabid squirrels, roof, skylight, fire hazard, fireplace, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 30

2004-04-21
Dogbert wants Dilbert to sign a pile of real estate documents.
Dogbert-Schemes, initial, steaming mound, documents, overprice, real estate, agent, scarecrow, fine print, clause, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 30

2004-04-22
Dogbert takes a client to see some real estate.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, property, endangered, frogs, banshee, farm, access road, cesspool, tormented souls, Dogbert, client

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 31

2004-04-23
Dogbert pressures a client into buying a house.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, buy, someone else, appreciate, value, Dogbert, client

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 31

2004-04-24
Dilbert feels he shouldn't need to hire professional movers.
Personal, unmanly, friends, pickup truck, weak, walk, boxes, couch, legs, Dilbert, Dogbert, mover

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 31

2004-04-25
A former international pop star goes to work for the company.
Society, international, pop star, recognise, bought, CD, compact disk, album, downloaded, sell, rich, business manager, stole, perform, musicians, venues, guitar, Boss, pop star, Asok

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 32

2004-04-26
Alice asks the Boss why the new engineer gets paid more than she does.
Office Politics, engineer, pay, justify, attitude, smile, eyes, blind, Alice, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 33

2004-04-27
The Boss looks at the suggestions from the suggestion box.
Management, suggestions, money, diagram, wavy lines, hot, hell, Carol, Boss

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 33

2004-04-28
Catbert would prefer employees only marry each other.
Benefits, married, employees, cost, spouses, marry, save money, fluorescent light, glisten, head, bald, Catbert, Boss, Alice, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 33

2004-04-29
Wally takes every pill that was offered via e-mail spam.
Health, addicted, spam, pill, drug, offered, mix, ginkgo biloba, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 34

2004-04-30
The Boss steals Dilbert's idea to eliminate their product's least popular features.
Leadership, recommendation, eliminate, popular, features, revenue, steal, idea, infinity, Dilbert, Boss, Asok, Alice, Wally

Book: The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, page: 34