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2004-04-01
Doctor Dogbert interviews a couple who have a common problem.
Dogbert-Schemes, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, television camera, couple, common problem, sleep, hot dog bun, snore, Dogbert, husband, wife

2004-04-02
Carol brings her sick son to work.
Health, school, son, shake hands, bite, disease, spots, Boss, Carol, Traylor

2004-04-03
Alice asks the Boss if she can put his picture on her stapler.
Entertainment, picture, stapler, personal items, eat paper, Alice, Boss

2004-04-04
No one at the leadership meeting took notes.
Leadership, meeting, notes, e-mail, forgot, Boss, CEO, manager, Carol

2004-04-05
The Boss describes to a job applicant how he rewards his top performers.
Management, reward, top performers, workload, performance, average, motivational posters, Boss, applicant

2004-04-06
Dogbert plans to start his own airline.
Dogbert-Schemes, no-frills, airline, arms, run, eat, saliva, bathrobe, Dogbert, Dilbert

2004-04-07
Wally adds mumbling and peevishness to his arsenal.
Work Avoidance, coffee maker, mumble, peevish, arsenal, benefit, knowledgeable, share, Wally, Dilbert, Tina

2004-04-08
A co-worker wants to borrow Dilbert's spare chair for a meeting.
Office Politics, chair, meeting, wallet, keys, company ID, shoe, PDA, sock, collateral, Dilbert, CFO

2004-04-09
An accounting troll admits how inaccurate their system is.
Accounting, inaccurate, profitable, manage, random, success, funding, hug, troll, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

2004-04-10
Tina asks Wally for the approved vendor list.
Work Avoidance, vendor, list, network, password, information, plausible, user name, Tina, Wally

2004-04-11
Alice shuts up a co-worker who keeps having side conversations during a meeting.
Meeting, pay, calculated, side conversation, interruption, distraction, base salary, explode, theory, test, smoke, Boss, Alice, co-worker, Wally, Dilbert, Carol, Asok

2004-04-12
Dogbert starts a company that specialises in performing tainted research.
Start of saga: Dogbert's tainted research company
Dogbert-Schemes, specialise, tainted research, doughnut, association, skinny, heaven, bright lights, revived, hospital, interview, Dilbert, Dogbert, patient

2004-04-13
Dogbert performs some tainted research for the Boss.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert Research Company, killed, design, product, tainted, killed, jinx, Dogbert, Boss

2004-04-14
Dogbert figures out how to get some publicity for the tainted research he performed.
Dogbert-Schemes, television, tainted, research, media, celebrities, blood, environment, humour, Larry David, hybrid car, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert

2004-04-15
Dilbert's Mom asks Dilbert if he's made her proud yet by becoming a manager.
Family, mother, pride, proud, manager, son, host, cooking show, television, too much salt, kitchen, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert

2004-04-16
The Boss avoids answering Dilbert's e-mail and voicemails.
Management, status report, project, ignore, e-mail, voicemail, hallway, stories, sinuses, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

2004-04-17
The Boss's plan is to invent something everyone wants to buy.
Leadership, presentation, sales, plan, invention, doohickey, visionary, schedule, Boss, Dilbert

2004-04-18
Dogbert goes into the extreme makeover business.
Dogbert-Schemes, extreme makeover, next level, antlers, nose, ears, surgery, age, hunch, tail, pinchers, claws, lips, Dogbert, Dilbert, victim, woman

2004-04-19
Dogbert volunteers to be Dilbert's real estate agent.
Start of saga: Dogbert the real estate agent
Dogbert-Schemes, bathrobe, breakfast, sell, buy, house, real estate, agent, maybe, escrow, Dilbert, Dogbert

2004-04-20
Dilbert describes his house's defects to Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, rain, sewer, driveway, lake view, rabid squirrels, roof, skylight, fire hazard, fireplace, Dilbert, Dogbert

2004-04-21
Dogbert wants Dilbert to sign a pile of real estate documents.
Dogbert-Schemes, initial, steaming mound, documents, overprice, real estate, agent, scarecrow, fine print, clause, Dogbert, Dilbert

2004-04-22
Dogbert takes a client to see some real estate.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, property, endangered, frogs, banshee, farm, access road, cesspool, tormented souls, Dogbert, client

2004-04-23
Dogbert pressures a client into buying a house.
Dogbert-Schemes, real estate, agent, buy, someone else, appreciate, value, Dogbert, client

2004-04-24
Dilbert feels he shouldn't need to hire professional movers.
Personal, unmanly, friends, pickup truck, weak, walk, boxes, couch, legs, Dilbert, Dogbert, mover

2004-04-25
A former international pop star goes to work for the company.
Society, international, pop star, recognise, bought, CD, compact disk, album, downloaded, sell, rich, business manager, stole, perform, musicians, venues, guitar, Boss, pop star, Asok

2004-04-26
Alice asks the Boss why the new engineer gets paid more than she does.
Office Politics, engineer, pay, justify, attitude, smile, eyes, blind, Alice, Boss

2004-04-27
The Boss looks at the suggestions from the suggestion box.
Management, suggestions, money, diagram, wavy lines, hot, hell, Carol, Boss

2004-04-28
Catbert would prefer employees only marry each other.
Benefits, married, employees, cost, spouses, marry, save money, fluorescent light, glisten, head, bald, Catbert, Boss, Alice, Wally

2004-04-29
Wally takes every pill that was offered via e-mail spam.
Health, addicted, spam, pill, drug, offered, mix, ginkgo biloba, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

2004-04-30
The Boss steals Dilbert's idea to eliminate their product's least popular features.
Leadership, recommendation, eliminate, popular, features, revenue, steal, idea, infinity, Dilbert, Boss, Asok, Alice, Wally