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2004-03-01
The Boss is made an "aspect" manager.
Start of saga: The Boss is made an "aspect" manager and is replace by a witch
Management, aspect, corporate objective, fire, morale, Boss, CEO

2004-03-02
The Boss announces to his people he has been made an aspect manager.
Management, announcement, meeting, aspect, report, celebration, morale, genius, Boss, Asok, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, CEO

2004-03-03
The Boss tells Carol he's being transferred to a new job.
Secretary, transfer, suffer, incompetence, Carol, Boss

2004-03-04
Zenox, the new manager, introduces herself to the department.
Management, witch, growl, undead, witch's hat, broom, meeting, dress code, winged monkey, tough, bitch, Zenox, Alice, Dilbert, Carol, Wally, Asok

2004-03-05
Zenox motivates her new employees by changing their heads to animal heads.
Management, new boss, motivate, goat head, spell, finish, improvement, sadistic, fair, frog head, monkey head, Zenox, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

2004-03-06
The Boss returns to announce he's dispatched the replacement manager.
Management, manager, witch, fire, automatic sprinkler system, water, CPR, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Asok

2004-03-07
Asok's good work is rewarded with more work.
Management, project, schedule, punished, rewarded, challenge, plant, bullshit, performance review, fertilise, Asok, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

2004-03-08
Wally reports he's reached a high level of unverifiable productivity.
Work Avoidance, meeting, unverifiable, productivity, phone calls, consensus, leadership, priorities, status report, Boss, Wally, Alice

2004-03-09
Dilbert asks the Garbageman how to make his job more enjoyable.
Family, enjoy, advice, spouse, marriage, kids, trashcan, Dilbert, Garbageman

2004-03-10
Wally doesn't want to put a banana peel in his trash.
Teamwork, banana peel, trash, stink, speech, throw, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

2004-03-11
The Boss compares their repeat customer rate to the recidivism rate of prisons.
Marketing, repeat, customer, prison, recidivism, criminal, experience, television, advertisement, tattoo, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Asok, criminal

2004-03-12
The Boss asks Asok for a 360-degree review.
Management, 360-degree, evaluate, risk, retribution, quality, lazy, evil, manipulative, Asok, Boss

2004-03-13
Dogbert tells Dilbert how to manipulate other people.
Dogbert-Schemes, manipulate, lying, lie, victim, treachery, advice, Mayo Clinic, Dogbert, Dilbert

2004-03-14
Carol asks for a day off to go to her twin sister's funeral.
Family, day off, vacation, twin sister, funeral, insensitive, gerbil, casket, bury, Carol, Boss

2004-03-15
Dilbert explains how their product continues to sell.
Marketing, presentation, target market, shopper, design, attack, reorder, customer, Dilbert

2004-03-16
Asok reports an error on his paycheck.
Start of saga: Asok has to fix a paycheck error
Bureaucracy, error, paycheck, bowels, injustice, correct, reward, honesty, Asok, Boss

2004-03-17
Asok enters the bowels of the company bureaucracy.
Bureaucracy, anus, asshole, correct, payroll, error, glare, lunch, human leg, Asok, troll

2004-03-18
The bureaucracy troll directs Asok to the automated phone system.
Bureaucracy, payroll, problem, sadistic, automated phone system, tech support, irrational number, telephone, human leg, lunch, Asok, troll

2004-03-19
Marketing has a meeting without engineering support.
Marketing, meeting, schedule, engineering, gerbil, marketeer, Dilbert

2004-03-20
Dilbert asks a question of Mo, the slow responder.
Character, reliability, specs, slow responder, delay, say something, stare, Dilbert, Mo

2004-03-21
The director of marketing gives an update to the department.
Marketing, meeting, presentation, update, budget, racehorse, flagship, thoroughbred, starting gate, sailboat, lunch, horse meat, Boss, Director of Marketing, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, Asok

2004-03-22
The Boss announces the new records retention policy.
Law, lawsuits, policy, records retention, concussion, forget, memory, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

2004-03-23
Carol asks the Boss to speak at her son's school on career day.
Start of saga: The Boss speaks at a school for "Career Day"
Leadership, speak, speech, school, career day, bitterness, despair, punish, Carol, Boss

2004-03-24
The Boss gives a career day speech describing the students' futures.
Leadership, grow up, container, cubicle, spine, joy, motivate, fear, brochure, future, Boss, student

2004-03-25
The Boss finishes up his career day speech.
Leadership, pre-meeting, questions, generation, connect the dots, Boss, student

2004-03-26
Ratbert attends a meeting as Wally's "seat filler."
Start of saga: Ratbert is a seat filler
Meeting, position, seat filler, proud, pride, career, false alarm, fired, Ratbert, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

2004-03-27
Catbert fires Ratbert.
Personnel, human resources, position, excessed, flesh, bones, yoga, hug, fired, downsized, Catbert, Ratbert

2004-03-28
The Boss reminds his people quality is their top priority.
Management, quality, top priority, safety, law, shareholder value, responsibility, lie, honesty, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

2004-03-29
Dogbert plans to start his own television talk show.
Start of saga: The Doctor Dogbert Show
Dogbert-Schemes, bathrobe, television, talk show, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, qualified, Dogbert, Dilbert

2004-03-30
Dogbert has the first episode of his new "Doctor Dogbert" show.
Dogbert-Schemes, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, lazy, selfish, immoral, listen, judgement, time-waster, miracle worker, television camera, Dogbert, guest

2004-03-31
Dogbert interviews Bob on his "Doctor Dogbert" show.
Dogbert-Schemes, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, plastic surgery, addicted, dinosaur, advice, freak, television camera, Dogbert, Bob