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2004-01-01
Asok informs Dilbert he won't be allowed to move his own computer.
Project, Office Relocation Project, permission, move, computer, steal, movers, cubicle, Ethernet, stapler, theft, clipboard, Asok, Dilbert

2004-01-02
Asok explains to Alice her cubicle is below an air duct.
Project, desirable, cubicle, air duct, cooler, colder, facilities, penguin, ice, clipboard, Asok, Alice

2004-01-03
Asok explains to Tina her new cubicle is smaller than her old one.
Project, clipboard, butter, small, torso, slide, rats, Asok, Tina

2004-01-04
The VP of marketing introduces the new version of their product.
Marketing, new version, product, unveil, customer, engineer, boxing glove, fist, punch, spit, vice president, Dilbert, Wally

2004-01-05
Wally adds a finger holder to his piece of paper.
Work Avoidance, paper, finger holder, hallway, work, Wally, Asok, co-worker

2004-01-06
Wally wins the expense cutters award.
Management, expense, cell phone, bill, speech, award, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Asok, Alice

2004-01-07
The Boss takes an employee's new computer for his own.
Management, power shopping, new computer, mood, Boss, employee

2004-01-08
Ted experiences an "involuntary separation from payroll."
Downsizing, involuntary, separation, payroll, fire, Boss, Ted

2004-01-09
Dilbert has a plan to generate electricity from smokers taking smoking breaks.
Engineer, smoke, cigarette, presentation, proposal, kinetic energy, electricity, break, power, ramp, slope, testing, smoker, Dilbert

2004-01-10
Dilbert asks to fly with the CEO.
Start of saga: Dilbert flies halfway around the world for a presentation
Travel, CEO, speech, conference, save money, corporate jet, inhale, exhale, breathe, Boss, Dilbert, secretary

2004-01-11
The Boss reacts to Dilbert informing him of a hole in their Internet security.
Management, hole, Internet, security, job, 24-7, network, fixed, blame, Al Gore, Dilbert, Boss

2004-01-12
Dilbert needs the Boss to approve his business travel.
Travel, approval, exhausted, bored, stiff, headache, constipated, Dilbert, Boss

2004-01-13
Dogbert suggests Dilbert smuggle a weapon on to the plane.
Travel, suitcase, smuggle, airplane, upright position, rights, advice, jail, complain, Dilbert, Dogbert

2004-01-14
Dilbert goes through airport security.
Travel, airport, security, jacket, shoes, epidermal layer, epidermis, skin, skeleton, crime, Ishtar, Glitter, Gigli, X-ray, Dilbert

2004-01-15
Dilbert has trouble finding overhead storage on the plane.
Travel, overhead storage, anxiety, anxious, delay, flight, schedule, New York, Iowa, Dilbert, stewardess

2004-01-16
The guy in the seat in front of Dilbert wants to lay back and sleep.
Travel, flight, work, laptop computer, sleep, Dilbert, traveller

2004-01-17
The hotel staff member is hyper-friendly.
Travel, hotel, iron, socks, suspicious moles, second job, over-trained, shaved, donate, kidney, organ donor, Dilbert, man

2004-01-18
The Boss orders Dilbert to ask for a price reduction of an already-signed contract.
Business, price, contract, hurt to ask, self-loathing, Boss, Dilbert, vendor

2004-01-19
Dilbert's hosts think he's giving a presentation, but he's there to get a presentation.
Meeting, world, flew, presentation, proprietary document, unprepared, man, Dilbert

2004-01-20
Dilbert learned to not call anybody named Jack from a plane.
Travel, key learning, lesson, call, airplane, hijack, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Asok

2004-01-21
The Boss contradicts Dilbert. Dilbert loses credibility.
Start of saga: Dilbert loses credibility
Management, change, telephone, credibility, Boss, Dilbert

2004-01-22
The Boss contradicts Dilbert in a meeting.
Management, resources, project, contradict, credibility, good cop, bad cop, beg, Dilbert, co-worker, Boss

2004-01-23
The company fired the sales department to cut costs.
Management, profit, fire, sales department, cost, strategy, warehouse, beg, write, read, book, Boss, Dilbert

2004-01-24
Dogbert points out the contrast in greatness between himself and Dilbert.
Philosophy, breakfast, bathrobe, contrast, greatness, notice, Dogbert, Dilbert

2004-01-25
The CEO demonstrates why he deserves his large salary.
Management, question, answer, special ability, golden egg, Asok, Boss, CEO, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

2004-01-26
Dogbert suggests a new name for the company.
Business, change, name, illusion, progress, onomatopoeia, sound, awareness, Duhflushtech, Inc., Dogbert, Boss

2004-01-27
Asok asks Wally who he should report a deadly safety flaw to.
Start of saga: Asok discovers a deadly safety flaw in their product
Safety, deadly, lethal, flaw, defect, inform, report, stock, layoff, career, negligence, negligent, death, customer, first dozen, Asok, Wally

2004-01-28
Asok tells Alice he will be a murderer if he fails to report their product's safety problem.
Safety, blow, whistle, problem, defect, murder, kill, wuss, squirrel, flavor, scone, Asok, Alice

2004-01-29
Asok goes over the Boss's head to report their product's safety problem.
Safety, flaw, defect, problem, CEO, die, death, forward, pointy-haired, ignore, delegate, Asok, Boss, secretary, CEO

2004-01-30
Dogbert is hired to put a spin on the company's deadly product.
Safety, public relations, PR, deadly, lethal, death, sued, taint, jury pool, victims, ethics, moral, strategy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss, Wally, Asok

2004-01-31
Dogbert's P.R. plan includes preserving the Boss's karma.
Dogbert-Schemes, public relations, PR, risk, plan, bad karma, universe, inoculate, Britney Spears, hairstyle, back hair, Dogbert, Boss