The Boss asks Dilbert to find out what a $2.37 expense was for.
Management, expense, research, engineer, clerk, trivial task, project, cancel, assignment, kudos, Boss, Dilbert
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The Boss announces layoffs are to be performed by a designated firer.
Downsizing, layoffs, human resources, designated firer, cubicle, toast, stranger, gaaa, scythe, Boss, Ted, Carol, weasel of layoffs, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
The weasel of layoffs visits Ted.
Downsizing, layoffs, experience, humiliate, tape, list of defects, why, scythe, weasel of layoffs, Ted
The Boss asks Asok to summarise some project summaries, and then summarise the summary.
Management, project summaries, summarise, shorter word, doomed, Boss, Asok, Dilbert
Carol juggles personal calls on two telephones at the same time.
Personal, telephone, cell phone, motor noise, scorpion king, action figure, Barbie, type, nose, message, trifecta, Carol, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss asks Dilbert to do Ted's job as well as his own.
Management, two jobs, poorly, raise, hire, promise, verbal praise, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss asks Carol to tell the kids to stop skateboarding in the parking lot.
Strategy, skateboard, parking lot, kids, reason, master plan, joy, universe, fool, blame, insurance, globe, Boss, Carol, Catbert
Tina tries to tell Dilbert about her vacation but he's not interested.
Office Politics, vacation, sunset, food, selfish attempt, happy memories, expense, film, out of the loop, Tina, Dilbert
Dilbert creates a source of unlimited free energy. Dogbert wants to use it to rule the world.
Science, magnetic-cancellation wheel, unlimited free energy, technology, rule the world, steal, tool, gizmo, ear, perpetual motion, Dilbert, Dogbert
Bob had always dreamed of becoming fossil fuel until Dilbert's invention of unlimited free energy.
Dogbert-Schemes, dream, decompose, fossil fuel, invention, life, purpose, disposable evil lackey, gizmo, perpetual motion, Bob, Dogbert
Dogbert describes his questionable business practises to cash out his business. They gag a rat.
Dogbert-Schemes, boost revenue, offshore subsidiary, expense, capital, prospect, media, industry analyst, cash out, gag a rat, bribe, business practise, Dogbert, Ratbert, Bob
A reporter from Moneybags Magazine interviews Dogbert about his success.
Dogbert-Schemes, Moneybags Magazine, send him in, employee, claim, lazy, foot massage, cover story, Bob, Dogbert, reporter
Dogbert says he made billions by selling his stock before he drove his company into bankruptcy.
Family, stock, bankruptcy, weasel dance, clap, sing along, ear, bathrobe, Dogbert
Wally scares some school kids with tales of horrible things they do to you at work.
Office Politics, rip, ego, box, rot, dead, envy, career day, afraid of work, Wally, kid, Dilbert
The Boss asks Dilbert to write a letter from the Boss to a customer, then the Boss will sign it.
Management, write a letter, customer, sign, valuable executive time, efficient, possible outcome, endless loop, criticism, hassle, paragraph, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert calculates he has six months to live, based on his current stress levels.
Start of saga: Dilbert has six months to live
Personal, calculate, impact, health, life expectancy, workload, six months to live, stress, remind, shop, card, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert visits a lawyer to draw up a will.
Law, estate planning, six months to live, will, mentally incompetent, beneficiary, moustache, suspenders, Dilbert, lawyer
Dilbert's lawyer says a living trust can eliminate probate costs.
Law, estate planning, probate, living trust, inconvenient system, watch, witty observation, moustache, suspenders, lawyer, Dilbert
Dilbert says he will have an early death due to overwork. The Grim Reaper shows up.
Personal, early death, overwork, visit, love my job, scythe, Dilbert, Grim Reaper, Boss, Wally
The Grim Reaper takes Dilbert.
Personal, antidepressant, reap, work, like, over my limit, catch and release, scythe, Grim Reaper, Dilbert
Dilbert wonders why he wasn't afraid of death.
Personal, technically dead, fear, cubicle, lunch, Dilbert
Paul Ooshen prepares for his meeting by adopting scents, oily fingers and annoying sounds.
Office Politics, scent, hog farm, rain, oil, onion, nasal sound, leaky coffee mug, keyboard, doughnut, Paul Ooshen, Alice
Alice invites Tina to work out with her.
Health, work out, company gym, conversation, security guard, exhaust, cow, milk, hamburger, sweatband, shorts, Alice, Tina, Jim
Dogbert plans to start selling an anti-itch lotion, but it's really just honey.
Dogbert-Schemes, anti-itch lotion, honey, disclaimer, bottle, customer list, nice, bear, Dogbert, Dilbert
The Boss receives an award from the Family-Haters Association.
Professional, award, Family-Haters Association, anti-family practises, certificate, hang, notice, Boss
Alice has a bad case of bed hair because she overslept.
Personal, overslept, stare, bed hair, confuse, shower, unleash, unhygienic, fist of death, Alice, Asok, Dilbert
The Boss praises Dilbert for doing two jobs well, but has no budget for raises.
Performance Review, two jobs, well, budget, raise, attaboy, cheapen, problem, Boss, Dilbert
Catbert monitors employee e-mail to look for recently estranged lovers. He uses this information to promote people.
Personnel, monitor, e-mail, estranged lovers, promotion, job title, curse words, win, Catbert, Ted, Tina
The Boss asks Carol to phone the police because his car has been stolen. She thinks he forgot where he parked it.
Management, police, car, stolen, forget, park, magic powers, presto, appear, freaky, Boss, Carol
The Boss asks Dilbert to make a boring presentation so the CEO will slip into a trance.
Presentation, PowerPoint, bore, CEO, trance, whisper, subliminal suggestion, budget, kill, monster, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Bob the security guy demonstrates the new biometric security system. It identifies people by their pulse, heat and fingerprints.
Security, biometric, demonstrate, system, pulse, heat, fingerprint, identify, Boss, Bob security guy, Wally