Dogbert, the trial lawyer, after hearing the evidence, wants to change sides and punish his client.
Law, attorney, change sides, evidence, punish, client, awkward silence, break, court, Dogbert
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The judge finds the Boss guilty of defrauding stockholders.
Law, court, guilty, defraud, stockholder, sentence, serve time, horrible, cubicle, gavel, handcuffs, judge, officer, Wally, Boss
Tina wants the company to show more corporate social responsibility.
Management, corporate social responsibility, salary, poor people, stockholder, hose, pollute, stock option, bucket, river, sludge, coffee, zesty, Tina, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss, serving prison time in Wally's cubicle, wants to break out of the joint.
Law, convict, bust out, joint, cubicle, walk backward, joke, fresh meat, Boss, Wally
The Boss arrives back at work after serving his sentence to find morale had skyrocketed and the company showed more profits.
Law, jail, sentence, morale, profit, life has meaning, Boss, Carol
Carol brings Dilbert's temp worker to meet him.
Office Politics, request, handshake, commitment, chair, stand, escape, Carol, temp worker, Dilbert
Dilbert tries to give a temp worker an assignment.
Office Politics, fear of commitment, foot our the door, ten minute job, escape, paper, pants, temp worker, Dilbert
Dogbert's theory of intelligence says IQ drops the longer a visitor drops by your cubicle when you're trying to work.
Philosophy, theory, intelligence, drop-by IQ, cubicle, fear, banana, stopwatch, Dogbert, Alice, Boss, Dilbert
Catbert advises the Boss not to do performance reviews on time, but rather to wait until the employee screws up big.
Performance Review, schedule, screw up, wait, pounce, demo unit, burn down, customer, claw, scorch, bandage, Catbert, Ted, Boss
Dilbert gives a presentation and the pointy-haired audience argues over the background colour of the slides.
Presentation, slide, overhead, background colour, red, danger, yellow, coward, committee, standard, meteor, micro-manage, ear hole, mouth, Dilbert, Boss, pointy-haired nitwit
Dilbert asks a soon-to-be-retired co-worker for something, but he refuses to do anything.
Start of saga: the short-timer
Office Politics, deadline, sit, chair, retire, itch, awkward, Dilbert, short-timer
The Boss asks Asok to fetch the short-timer.
Office Politics, retire, push, fetch, injury, refuse, move, piece of work, Boss, Asok, short-timer
Since the short-timer is retiring soon, the Boss asks him for some honest feedback.
Office Politics, retire, honest, feedback, hard, nothing, illusion, listen, fantasise, fishing, short-timer, Boss
Asok asks the short-timer how he will be able to leave the building if he won't move any muscles.
Office Politics, leave, refuse, major muscle groups, retire, wheelchair, drag, curb, face up, Asok, short-timer
Carol tells Dilbert about an emergency strategy meeting in five minutes.
Strategy, emergency, meeting, warm and cozy, cubicle paradise, not caring, Carol, Dilbert
The Boss asks for suggestions for a new, clear strategy.
Strategy, suggestion, profit, clear, illegal, figure out, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert describes how management indecision made the project late.
Management, presentation, slide, decision, project, revision, pressure, 3D glasses, incompetence, layer, scratch n sniff, doom, laptop computer, schedule, deadline, Dilbert, Boss
A marketing person wants the engineers to build a device to turn customers into sheep.
Start of saga: Dilbert is turned into a sheep
Marketing, device, customer, sheep, free, wool, goatee, suspenders, marketing person, Dilbert
Dilbert works on his invention to turn people into mindless sheep.
Science, invention, turn into mindless sheep, cosmetic, curious, unplug, bother, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert explains to the Boss about the accident turned him into a sheep.
Science, invention, sheep, accident, lab, soft and warm, opinion, wool, shave, struggle, razor, clippers, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert tries to explain to his co-workers he has been turned into a sheep.
Science, meeting, sheep, problem, interesting, puddle, fricken, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Dilbert explains to his mom he has been turned into a sheep.
Science, sheep, bright side, remind, sweater, advice, ridicule, pushy sheep, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom
The Garbageman says Dilbert can reverse the sheep effect by attending a kickboxing class.
Science, sheep, reverse, kickboxing, sign up, change, be prepared, wear pants, trashcan, Garbageman, Dilbert, kickboxer
Wally's objectives for the previous year were to play computer solitaire and drink coffee.
Performance Review, hate, objectives, computer solitaire, drink coffee, lesson, read, sign, win, employee of the month, warn, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Wally tells Dilbert he'll be wearing headphones all day long.
Office Politics, headphones, music, drumming fingers, hum, whistle, wish me luck, inconsiderate, Wally, Dilbert
Wearing headphones, Wally sings along with Britney Spears.
Office Politics, headphones, music, Britney Spears, oops, slap, touch, midriff, Wally, Alice, Dilbert
Asok asks the Boss for a replacement for his computer monitor.
Pun, computer screen, defective, order, replacement, overrated, ignore, bang, head, desk, knock yourself out, Asok, Boss
The Boss distributes shirts as part of his War On Waste (WOW) program.
Management, shirt, War on Waste, WOW, honk, blow nose, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Wally sprained his arm using the TV remote control. He also has a cone around his face.
Health, sprained arm, remote control, change the channel, volume, stretch, cast, doctor, bandage, cone, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert thinks Wally got treated at a vet instead of a doctor.
Health, doctor, veterinarian, military service, cookie, rub my belly, I know something you don't know, code, bandage, veteran, Dilbert, Wally