The Boss hosts a quarterly employee feedback meeting and asks for suggestions. Asok wants to know the company's long-term strategy.
Leadership, employee feedback meeting, quarterly, long term, strategy, leak, competitor, suggest, crush, stupid, trap, optimist, Boss, Asok, Wally, Alice, Carol
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Dilbert asks for a code for charging his project expenses to.
Corporate Services, code, charge, project, expense, hate, assign, freakin' hard, Dilbert, project code guy
Dilbert finally realises he hates everyone in the world.
Philosophy, realise, hate, weasel, think, innocent, child, love, tiny, unconditional, Dilbert, Dogbert
Tina signs up Dilbert for the mandatory mouse training class.
Start of saga: mouse training
Training, sign up, mandatory, mouse training, class, western grip, carpal tunnel, weak, two handed, Tina, Dilbert
A trainer kicks off the mouse training class by asking why mouse training is important.
Training, mouse training, opinion, share, important, trainer, Wally, Dilbert, Asok, Tina
The mouse training instructor introduces the concept of premature clickage.
Training, mouse training, premature clickage, contort, visualise, pair off, finger exercises, Three Stooges, trainer, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss says the latest customer satisfaction survey shows improvement from last year.
Management, survey, customer satisfaction, improve, focus group, research, pencil, attack, spontaneous, shiv, premeditated, Boss, Dilbert, Alice
The Boss decides to stay in his office and communicate only by e-mail.
Office Politics, cancel, meeting, office, e-mail, communication, report, magic, out of the office, situation, wave, Boss, Carol
The Boss introduces Rufus T. Skwerrel, new CEO and former burglar.
Start of saga: new CEO, a former burglar
Leadership, CEO, job, trailer park, burglar, merger, acquisition, accounting, suspicious, wallet and watch, buckteeth, mugger, knife, Boss, Rufus T. Skwerrel, Dilbert, Wally, Asok
Wally has been robbed by the new CEO. They discuss how much charisma he has.
Leadership, CEO, charisma, rob, miracle worker, duct tape, wallet, classy, underwear, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert relates how the new CEO robbed the building with a moving van.
Leadership, CEO, rob, moving van, break, law, opinion, tax lawyer, board of directors, duct tape, underwear, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss wants to reduce expenses, so has everyone dress in barrels.
Fashion, expense, dress code, barrel, casual barrel day, ride up, sit down, Boss, Dilbert, Carol, Wally
Dilbert has a meeting with customers. The company is poor now, so he has trouble with clothing and food.
Sales, meeting, customer, demonstrate, technology, humiliate, poor, feed, barrel, cat food, Boss, Dilbert, customer
The Boss sends Dilbert to Elbonia for a meeting and Dilbert must conserve money.
Start of saga: Cheap Elbonian trip
Travel, Elbonia, budget, meeting, limo service, airport, cheap, taxi, barrel, talker, newspaper, Boss, barrel driver, Dilbert
Dilbert says the project can't succeed and the Boss says to do it anyway.
Management, feasibility analysis, product, obsolete, succeed, credible, stupid, schedule, evil, Dilbert, Boss, Catbert
Dilbert checks in at Elbonia Air.
Travel, Elbonia, reservation, airline, check in, computer, cardboard, prop, steal, security, frisk, glove, barrel, airline clerk, Dilbert
Dilbert asks for a recommendation for a bad hotel in Elbonia.
Travel, Elbonia, cheap, direct, bad hotel, Bubonic Inn, flea, mattress, lazy, barrel, rat, Dilbert, Elbonian
Dilbert explains to the Elbonians why he is dressed in a barrel.
Travel, Elbonia, broke, dress code, lack of fashion, barrel, Dilbert, Elbonian
The Boss announces the dress code will go back to regular business attire. He'll keep changing the dress code until he finds one that will make the profits rise.
Fashion, dress code, business attire, change, style, profit, lab test, sartorial alchemy lab, spark, lab coat, safety glasses, Boss
The Boss introduces Dilbert to a woman who gets peeved at any question.
Office Politics, question, ask, question, poink, show, Boss, Dilbert, Peeved Eve
Dilbert asks Wally to floss in front of Peeved Eve.
Office Politics, dental floss, explain, follow, mutant, expression, new hire, Dilbert, Wally, Peeved Eve
Bob Weaselton, full service stockbroker, describes the different ways to relate to Dilbert, the honest way or the dishonest way.
Investment, stockbroker, stock, trust, compare, portfolio, benchmark, direct, garbage, commission, lie, haircut, whiskers, Bob Weaselton, Dilbert, Dogbert
Alice sees Dilbert's new interface design and throws up.
Start of saga: Alice gets sick at seeing a bad interface design
Product, user interface, design, colour, puke, throw up, flu, sick, vomit, Dilbert, Alice
Alice sees a doctor because she threw up after seeing Dilbert's interface design.
Health, chronic, Mahjobbis Crappus, Mahjobis Crappus, puke, user interface, design, engineer, poison, dead, stethoscope, doctor, Alice
Alice, after being given one week to live, asks the Garbageman for a cure for her poisoning.
Health, one week to live, poison, interface design, cure, ugly memory, staggering beauty, trashcan, Alice, Garbageman
Dilbert's Mom complains to Dilbert a friend's son did more projects than Dilbert and has a bigger cubicle.
Family, project, count, cubicle, double wide, CEO, elevator, Scrabble night, living hell, counterfeit vowel, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert
Dilbert's Mom complains Dilbert did only one project last year, while her friend's son did three.
Family, project, count, measure, worth, ROI, track, lose, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert, Norma, woman
Wally says at school, he was always the last kid picked to be on a team.
Office Politics, school, team, pick, super power, Wally, Alice, Asok
The Boss coughs directly on Alice.
Health, office, sniff, cold, cough, sneeze, cootie, burrow, skin, unclean, motivation, direct hit, hair, Boss, Alice, Catbert
The Boss asks Dilbert to integrate the sales database with the inventory and finance system.
Start of saga: Dilbert's project team: nitwit, ogre and $#!%
Project, integrate, sales database, inventory, finance system, nitwit, ogre, $#!%, fire, Boss, Dilbert