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2002-07-01
Dilbert asks for a computer cable and gets a piece of rope instead.
Corporate Services, procurement, cable, computer, order, rope, cheap, ooh hoo, exclusive contract, rope distributor, Dilbert, procurement monkey

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 108

2002-07-02
Dilbert complains his technology test failed because he had a rope instead of a cable.
Corporate Services, procurement, technology, test, fail, rope, cable, contract, take sides, exclusive, vendor, Dilbert, Boss, Boss

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 108

2002-07-03
The Boss announces "Coffee with the Boss," where every employee gets an hour of quality time with him.
Start of saga: Coffee with the Boss
Management, coffee with the boss, idea, quality time, staple, skunk, banjo, that's the spirit, better than working, Boss, Carol

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 108

2002-07-04
Dilbert is first on the "Coffee with the Boss" program.
Management, coffee with the boss, opinion, chair, squeak, ungrateful, wretch, Boss, Dilbert

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 109

2002-07-05
Wally, at the "Coffee with the Boss" meeting, says he hadn't been drinking enough coffee.
Management, coffee with the boss, meeting, morale, drink, promise, table, Boss, Wally

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 109

2002-07-06
The Boss isn't told what his budget is so he won't try to spend it all.
Budget, vague, limit, spend, strategy, kidding, executive, Boss

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 109

2002-07-07
The Boss asks for ideas on how to improve morale, and Wally responds with repeating last year's potluck lunch.
Management, morale, meeting, idea, potluck lunch, schedule, conflict, PVIEP, meal, organise, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 110

2002-07-08
The Boss announces his African vacation.
Start of saga: Wally fills in for the Boss while he is on vacation
Personal, vacation, Africa, shoot, window, SUV, monkey brains, nostril, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, Asok

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 111

2002-07-09
The Boss appoints Wally to be in charge while he's on vacation.
Personal, vacation, acting boss, chair, baby, butt, wiggle, Boss, Wally

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 111

2002-07-10
Wally tells Carol he is filling in for the Boss while he's on vacation.
Management, secretary, administrative assistant, stinking baboon, arrogance, Wally, Carol

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 111

2002-07-11
Wally tells Dilbert he enjoys filling in for the Boss.
Management, vacation, relief, walk, avoid, loathe, decision, underpaid, Dilbert, Wally

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 112

2002-07-12
Wally, as acting boss, revamps the project status colour codes.
Management, presentation, revamp, project status, colour code, confess, embarrass, idea, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 112

2002-07-13
The Boss returns from vacation to learn Wally has sat in his chair.
Management, refresh, vacation, calm, relax, chair, cooty squad, burn, hazmat gear, Boss, Carol, cooty squad member

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 112

2002-07-14
A woman holds up Dilbert's project and Dilbert seeks the Boss's advice on what to do.
Project, resource, application, important, thwart, satisfaction, charm, hound, recoil, voice, thank, nothing, unhelpful, woman, Dilbert, Boss

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 113

2002-07-15
Tina forwards lots of jokes by e-mail and Catbert says that costs lost productivity.
Start of saga: Company bankruptcy because of fake profits
Personnel, records, e-mail, forward, joke, productivity, blame, bankruptcy, Catbert, Tine

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 114

2002-07-16
The Boss announces the company is filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Financial, chapter 11, file, profit, fake, laugh, stock, CFO, diversify, investment, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 114

2002-07-17
The Boss made a fortune selling his stock options while the company goes bankrupt.
Financial, fortune, stock options, bankrupt, 401K, stolen, life savings, quote marks, Alice, Boss

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 114

2002-07-18
Dilbert complains because the company went bankrupt, he is now broke. Dogbert says that's not true.
Financial, broke, bankruptcy, 401K, worthless, impersonate, investment, tobacco, sweat shop, diamond, soul, eternity, hell, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 115

2002-07-19
Dilbert wonders how the accounting firm missed the fact the company is bankrupt.
Financial, bankruptcy, accounting firm, conflict of interest, t-shirt, design, arrow, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 115

2002-07-20
Dilbert tells his mother his company went bankrupt and the accounting firm missed that fact.
Financial, bankruptcy, accountant, t-shirt, product, defective, cauldron, irony, weasel soup, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 115

2002-07-21
In his "The Wally Report," Wally tells of his visit to his hair stylist.
Meeting, Wally report, staff meeting, hair, glasses, stylist, fashion, temper, hair gel, plunger, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 116

2002-07-22
Alice is broke because the company went bankrupt, but Wally invested his money in their competitor's stock and is rich.
Financial, bankruptcy, 401K, invest, competitor, rich, stock, coffee, Alice, Wally

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 117

2002-07-23
Alice has a list of all executives who sold their stock before bankruptcy and she plans revenge.
Financial, bankruptcy, executive, stock, plan, ankle, shake, roof, bag, cat comb, Alice, Tina

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 117

2002-07-24
The Boss announces the company received a bailout loan from the government.
Financial, bankruptcy, government, lobbyist, bailout, loan, tax, product, legal, wuss, overpriced, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 117

2002-07-25
Carol says the feng shui in the Boss's office is terrible.
Office Politics, feng shui, office, energy, drain, Internet, computer fan, kill, Carol, Boss, Dilbert

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 118

2002-07-26
Dilbert asks a co-worker if he has finished the vendor comparison due today.
Office Politics, vendor comparison, promise, threat, defective, Dilbert, Ted

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 118

2002-07-27
Dilbert asks for the Boss's help to yell at a co-worker to make him do his job.
Management, help, yell, worthless, incompetent, buy, telephone call, meeting, Dilbert, Boss, Ted

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 118

2002-07-28
A grocery clerk explains to Dilbert the benefits of their frequent grocery club.
Personal, member, frequent grocery club, card, discount, junk mail, cleanup, engineer spittle, cash register, clerk, Dilbert, shopper

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 119

2002-07-29
Ming asks Dilbert his opinion about the injection of poison to remove facial wrinkles.
Fashion, inject, poison, face, wrinkle, kill, joke, correct answer, shar-pei, mother, insult, Ming, Dilbert

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 120

2002-07-30
Other engineers have managed expensive projects that have failed, but not Wally. That makes Wally the top performer.
Meeting, project, fail, expensive, coffee, top performer, economic basis, watch and learn, Wally, Boss

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 120

2002-07-31
A new parent complains to Dilbert about lack of sleep.
Personal, new baby, sleep, toll, eye, Dilbert, Becky

Book: When Body Language Goes Bad, page: 120