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2001-08-01
The Boss wants a new chair and Carol wants his old chair.
Office Politics, order, chair, smell, roll, redeploy, tact, important, eye, Boss, Carol

2001-08-02
Wally distinguishes between the strong and the weak on a team. The strong work on perpetuating their genes.
Management, teamwork, nature, weak, energy, gene, negative, spin, Wally

2001-08-03
Dilbert tries to get back to work after a chat with a co-worker, but the co-worker takes root in Dilbert's cubicle.
Office Politics, cubicle, chat, busy, work, bye, take root, tree, sprout, branch, leaf, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker

2001-08-04
The Boss asks everyone to be on the lookout for anyone suspicious because of recent thefts.
Management, rash, theft, lookout, suspicious, meeting, poster, motivation, break room, arrest, police officer, Boss, Ted, Wally, Dilbert, police officer

2001-08-05
The Boss asks Carol to take a list of key employees to Catbert. Her name isn't on the list.
Management, list, key employees, insane, department, interoffice envelope, downsizing, funky, Boss, Carol, Catbert

2001-08-06
Dogbert reviews movies he hasn't actually seen.
Dogbert-Schemes, movie, review, critic, Picasso, Night of the Living Squirrel, art, studio, payoff, obvious, Dilbert, Dogbert

2001-08-07
A movie producer negotiates purchasing a movie review from Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, movie, review, critic, buy, rave, suspenseful thrill ride, delightful, new year's day, comedy, telephone, movie producer, Dogbert

2001-08-08
Wally gets a Clean Desk Award. He shares his secrets on how he manages to do it.
Management, clean desk award, tip, clutter, throw, men's room, cubicle, plaque, Boss, Wally

2001-08-09
The Boss introduces morale money employees earn for doing good work and can buy logoed items at the company store.
Management, morale money, meeting, earn, company store, logo, coffee mug, cash register, Boss, cashier

2001-08-10
Asok requests an ergonomic evaluation of his chair and keyboard.
Health, ergonomic evaluation, chair, keyboard, hurt, hand, numb, Asok, Boss

2001-08-11
The Boss says eating six bananas a day will cure carpal tunnel.
Health, carpal tunnel, cure, eat, banana, hand, teenager, data, medical advice, pimple, Boss, Asok

2001-08-12
Dilbert and the Boss one-up each other to see who owes who what.
Management, decision, information, funding, study, business case, deadline, infinity, win, laser, focus, customer, Dilbert, Boss, Wally

2001-08-13
The Boss is asked to say something at Bob's funeral, a former employee, but the Boss is stuck for something to say.
Management, Bob, die, family, funeral, performance review, communication skills, attendance, podium, microphone, flowers, Catbert, Boss

2001-08-14
In customer service, Dogbert wants the customer to find the serial number by pulverising the case with a hammer.
Corporate Services, customer service, serial number, pulverise, case, hammer, void, warranty, telephone headset, Dogbert, customer

2001-08-15
Dogbert wants to profile employees using handwriting analysis.
Dogbert-Schemes, analyse, handwriting, steal, profile, double-blind, scientific study, smiley face, liar, Dogbert, Boss

2001-08-16
Dogbert accuses an employee of stealing by using handwriting analysis.
Dogbert-Schemes, analyse, steal, loner, disturb, thief, burn at the stake, liberal, ear, Dogbert, employee, Boss, police officer

2001-08-17
Catbert asks the Boss to lower his group's average performance evaluation.
Personnel, performance evaluation, average, rating, touch, Catbert, Boss, Dilbert

2001-08-18
The Boss inspires his group by using his powers of communication.
Management, power of communication, inspire, gaaa, zombie, too late, Boss, Dilbert, Asok, Wally

2001-08-19
To put Ratbert to sleep, Dilbert tells the story of his life.
Family, sleep, story, once upon a time, monster, pointy hair, villager, objective, random, optimism, cry, listen, Ratbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

2001-08-20
The Boss asks everyone to save energy. Wally falls asleep at the meeting.
Meeting, sleep, snore, energy, hydro generator, drool, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

2001-08-21
A woman at a health club says she wants an intelligent and homely guy, for a change.
Start of saga: Dilbert dates a much better woman, who wants to improve him
Dating, attractive, dumb, self-centred, intelligent, homely, health club, weight lifting, sweatband, Amber, Dilbert, woman

2001-08-22
Amber presents Dilbert a list of things to improve about himself.
Dating, list, improve, lose weight, wardrobe, haircut, car, odour, perfect, Amber, Dilbert, Dogbert

2001-08-23
Amber realises her list of improvements for Dilbert might be too much, so she considers meeting him halfway.
Dating, mismatch, improve, level, gain weight, haircut, teeth, stain, tobacco, Amber, Dilbert

2001-08-24
Dilbert asks the Garbageman for advice on dating a beautiful woman.
Dating, beautiful, advice, heap, fresh garbage, exciting, mysterious, compare, compost, trashcan, Dilbert, Garbageman

2001-08-25
Dilbert, with his girlfriend, subtly turns the light out.
Dating, couch, kiss, light, save energy, meet, awkward, Dilbert, Amber, Bob

2001-08-26
The engineers are trapped at a meeting to determine a process on how to solve their problem.
Meeting, problem, process, solution, idea, develop, cross discipline, swat team, offsite, lockup, firewall, Asok, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

2001-08-27
Alice says her performance is high but her pay is industry average.
Performance Review, exceed, expectation, pay, market average, under achiever, earn, Alice, Boss

2001-08-28
The Boss wants to lower costs by inducing the smarter employees to leave.
Personnel, cost, retire, package, induce, smart, mission statement, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert

2001-08-29
The Boss volunteers to be in the dunk tank for the fund raiser.
Management, dunk tank, volunteer, United Charity, ball, bonk, line, unconscious, Boss, Carol, Alice, Dilbert

2001-08-30
Wally says he worked all night so he wants a day off to make up for it.
Management, work all night, comp day, security video, pile of debris, conversation, jump, Wally, Boss

2001-08-31
A parts clerk says they don't give out parts anymore so they don't have to reorder.
Retail, parts, vicious cycle, reorder, survey, customer satisfaction, parts clerk