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2001-03-01
Dogbert deactivates a pupil's moral compass in his management training class.
Training, management, twist, ear, skull, moral compass, deactivate, leadership, working weekends, unlock, brain, Dogbert, management trainee

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 19

2001-03-02
In Dogbert's management training class, Tim demonstrates the cloak of invisibility.
Training, management, cloak of invisibility, demonstrate, hide, slide, desk, Dogbert, Tim, Alice

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 19

2001-03-03
Alice doesn't like being a manager anymore so she asks Wally to smother her with a pillow.
Management, like, favour, house, smother with a pillow, kidding, struggle, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 19

2001-03-04
Fred, the incompetent VP, gets fired by Catbert. They discuss the format of the announcement.
Personnel, incompetent, favour, resignation announcement, terse, smile, ambiguous, e-mail, VP, Catbert, Fred

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 20

2001-03-05
Alice gets her soul back after being demoted.
Management, soul, claim ticket, demotion, non-management, cubicle, Alice, Phil, Alice's soul

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 21

2001-03-06
Wally uses a huge bottle of water to avoid work.
Management, bottle of water, glug, avoid work, assignment, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 21

2001-03-07
Dilbert decides on a product to buy, but the sales person talks him out of it.
Start of saga: Honest vendor
Sales, close, mistake, truth, XQ-7, security, reliability, Dilbert, honest vendor

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 21

2001-03-08
Dilbert tells Wally about an amazing thing: a vendor who tells the truth.
Sales, vendor, truth, amazing, focus group, meeting, afraid, sandwich, Dilbert, Wally, honest vendor, Asok

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 22

2001-03-09
A vendor says Dilbert will want to throw the product through a window five minutes after he buys it.
Sales, vendor, truth, throw, window, loss, repair, component, shame, die, gizmo, honest vendor, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 22

2001-03-10
The honest vendor says goodbye to Dilbert, saying he'll probably spank his hamster.
Sales, vendor, honest, goodbye, handshake, spank, hamster, repeat business, overrated, honest vendor

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 22

2001-03-11
The Boss asks Dilbert to return a phone call to a vendor so the Boss can save himself two minutes.
Management, delegation, stalk, prey, surprise, vendor, save two minutes, guess, background, telephone number, question, answer, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 23

2001-03-12
The Boss tells everyone to not be afraid of change. Ted says he wants to move to China and change gender.
Management, afraid of change, gender change, operation, China, wonder, listen, Boss, Ted, Wally

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 24

2001-03-13
The Boss was suspicious about Alice calling in sick on a Monday.
Health, suspicion, sick, Monday, sneeze, cough, optional guts, internal organs, hair, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 24

2001-03-14
Wally, wearing a gas mask, tells Alice it's OK for her to sneeze.
Health, germ, sick, sneeze, gas mask, explode, hair, Wally, Alice

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 24

2001-03-15
The Boss promotes Dilbert to president of their dot-com subsidiary.
Management, promotion, dot-com, subsidiary, president, fire, raise, billion shares, stock, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 25

2001-03-16
Dilbert, CEO of a dot-com, lays everyone off because there's no profit. The staff wonder what "laid off" means.
Management, CEO, profit, laid off, compliment, bottle, wonder, Dilbert, baby, dot-com employee

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 25

2001-03-17
Dogbert, tech support, advises the Boss to reboot his mousepad because it's incompatible with his operating system.
Tech Support, mousepad, incompatible, operating system, reboot, watch, telephone headset, monitor, Dogbert, Boss

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 25

2001-03-18
The Boss asks Dilbert to get approval from Marketing for a plan. Dilbert gets a cloud of doom.
Marketing, approval, cloud of doom, reject, plan, smite, enemy, customer, shorts, staple, demon, proposal, Boss, Dilbert, marketing guy

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 26

2001-03-19
Catbert wants to reduce staff by twenty, and gives the Boss a list of people who are almost worked to death.
Personnel, reduce, staff, headcount, layoff, almost worked to death, project, Catbert, Boss, Ted

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 27

2001-03-20
Dilbert phones a woman and gets trapped in her voicemail.
Dating, telephone, Paris, lousy movie, voicemail, bad feeling, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 27

2001-03-21
Dilbert's date says she likes men who take charge.
Dating, take charge, c'mon, bowling alley, dumb, realise, Dilbert's date, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 27

2001-03-22
Dilbert's date asks him why he won't give an opinion on anything.
Dating, opinion, spineless, environment, invitation, unnecessary pain, yell, cry, public, restaurant, wine, Dilbert's date, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 28

2001-03-23
The Boss wants to show the VP only the areas they're doing well.
Management, loser, numbers, doing well, internal subterfuge, eighty percent, moustache, dark glasses, disguise, Boss, Dilbert, VP

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 28

2001-03-24
Catbert describes two programs, Golden Handcuffs for the best employees and Prickly Panties for the rest.
Personnel, retain, golden handcuffs, program, prickly panties, bowl of candy, dental plan, Catbert, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 28

2001-03-25
The Boss rates Tina's performance as poor because she did no work.
Performance Review, rating, poor, no work, technical documents, e-mail, forward, attachment, Boss, Tina, Dilbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 29

2001-03-26
Dilbert asks for advice before going to a job interview. Dogbert says to juggle items from the desk.
Professional, job interview, advice, juggle, confidence, staple, Dilbert, Dogbert, interviewer

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 30

2001-03-27
Dogbert makes Ratbert VP of Operations for his new power utility company.
Start of saga: Dogbert's power utility company
Dogbert-Schemes, good news, bad news, power utility company, VP of Operations, office, wheel, generator, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 30

2001-03-28
Dogbert gets Bob to be the Director of Marketing for his new power utility company.
Dogbert-Schemes, power utility company, director of marketing, revenue, monster under the bed, light, blanket, kid, Dogbert, Bob, Billy

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 30

2001-03-29
Dogbert, in a television commercial, asks everyone to buy electricity from his new utility company.
Dogbert-Schemes, power utility company, electricity, television, advertisement, California, environmentalists, furnace, incinerate, Dogbert, maintenance worker

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 31

2001-03-30
Asok gets Ted to admit the delays are his fault and declares victory.
Meeting, delay, fault, agree, win, excite, victory lap, sore loser, trip, immature, injury, Asok, Ted, Wally

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 31

2001-03-31
An interviewee tells Catbert he has five years experience as a dot-com president.
Personnel, job interview, five years experience, dot-com, president, burn, luck, profit, joke, smile, dot-com president, Catbert

Book: Another Day in Cubicle Paradise, page: 31