A cube farmer weeds out undesirable crops.
Corporate Services, cube farming, yield, reproduce, put down, pitchfork, cube farmer, Wally
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The Boss turns Alice circuit board into a doorstop with static electricity.
Technology, trick, spark, circuit board, doorstop, finger, shuffle, carpet, static electricity, ESD, Boss, Alice
Dogbert, in tech support, explains the pros and cons of upgrading software.
Tech Support, software, upgrade, corrupt, backup, bit-slap, data loss, telephone headset, delete, Dogbert
The Boss says he might lose his job if the project isn't finished on time.
Management, project, deadline, lose job, confusion, morale, dizzy, loyalty, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The Boss tries to dispel the rumour there are hidden cameras in the ceiling.
Management, hidden, camera, ceiling, mister itchy, privacy, Boss, Asok, Wally, Dilbert
An old man creates a strategic technology plan, but may not have all the bases covered.
Technology, strategic plan, support, photocopy, image, beard, planner, Alice
The Boss's intuition tells him Dilbert's analysis is wrong.
Management, analysis, intuition, Internet, modem, misunderstood, Satan, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss says he always removes crusts from sandwiches before he eats them.
Pun, sandwich, crust, bread, manager, anti-crust, anty-Christ, Boss, Asok, Wally
Saint Dogbert performs an exorcism on the Boss.
Dogbert-Schemes, exorcism, your mother, synergy, coffee, mug, reorganisation, bishop hat, sceptre, head spin, possession, Saint Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The Boss asks Dilbert to meet with a vendor while he meets with the vendor's executives.
Management, vendor, executive, complete waste of time, performance review, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss wants a budget estimate and goes into "boss hibernation" until he hears a number.
Budget, estimate, boss hibernation, 911, panic, Boss, Asok, Dilbert
Dogbert writes a management book with obvious advice and quotes from famous dead people.
Start of saga: Dogbert writes a management book
Dogbert-Schemes, management book, advice, quote, Mahatma Gandhi, dessert cart, author, obvious, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert applies for a loan to buy all the copies of his book.
Dogbert-Schemes, loan, application, book, bestseller, collateral, author, Dogbert, loan manager
A Hollywood movie mogul wants to turn Dogbert's book into a movie.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, movie deal, normal, Hollywood, author, restaurant, movie mogul, Dogbert
A kid asks Dogbert to autograph his book.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, autograph, back, flat, surface, Rhode Island, Matthew, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert looks into buying an island nation with his new wealth.
Dogbert-Schemes, buy, island nation, conquer, kit, oppress, evil tyrant, flag, Rhode Island, telephone, Dogbert
Dogbert learns what's involved in conquering a small island.
Dogbert-Schemes, how-to, conquer, island, travel, fur, sit, butt, television, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert, the Feng Shui consultant, gets rid of evil spirits from the Boss's office.
Dogbert-Schemes, Feng Shui, consultant, evil spirit, rubber band, koi pond, luck, rear assault, secretary, snorkel, fish, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert, Carol
Carol objects to providing free tissues to Dilbert.
Corporate Services, tissue, low-paid, free, Dilbert, Carol, Wally
The Boss announces a new thing: synergistic realignment.
Management, buzzword, reorganisation, synergistic realignment, the wave, emotion, Boss, Dilbert, Asok, Wally
Tina sends a derogatory and condescending e-mail.
Office Politics, e-mail, derogatory, condescending, stomach ache, flee, flame, Tina
Tina asks for help from Mordac the Preventer of information services.
Corporate Services, e-mail, insult, server, CIO, closet, gun, shoot, suspenders, Mordac, Tina
Catbert punishes Tina for shooting the CIO's credenza.
Pun, CIO, shoot, gun, credenza, cardboard, suspended sentence, hat, Catbert, Dilbert, Tina
The Boss explains their new products: software to warm a keyboard and software to make a laptop lighter.
Management, presentation, software, keyboard, warm, laptop, bundle, market driven, help, diversion, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
The theme of the annual employee meeting is "The Hindenburg," chosen by Alice.
Management, annual employee meeting, Hindenburg, balloon, theme, event, detonate, costume, dirigible, microphone, film clip, humanity, remote control, Boss, Alice, Wally
Dilbert complains about his project with no funding because it's not in the strategic plan.
Management, project, fund, strategic plan, PowerPoint, reorganisation, pray, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss disciplines Wally for slipping performance.
Performance Review, severe, disciplinary action, monster, eat, lunch, punishment, Boss, Wally, Asok, Dilbert
Juan Delegator gives Dilbert an assignment.
Office Politics, delegation, assignment, teamwork, favour, haircut, moustache, scissors, Juan Delegator, Dilbert
Juan Delegator gives the Boss some decisions to make.
Office Politics, delegation, decision, assignment, learn a lesson, moustache, Juan Delegator, Boss
The Boss says overtime is required, but no longer mandatory.
Management, overtime, mandatory, require, happy, meeting, Boss, Asok, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert and Asok complain to the Boss about impossible deadlines.
Management, product, design, leadership, stock, birthday, Dilbert, Asok