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1999-07-01
A cube farmer weeds out undesirable crops.
Corporate Services, cube farming, yield, reproduce, put down, pitchfork, cube farmer, Wally

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 118

1999-07-02
The Boss turns Alice circuit board into a doorstop with static electricity.
Technology, trick, spark, circuit board, doorstop, finger, shuffle, carpet, static electricity, ESD, Boss, Alice

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 118

1999-07-03
Dogbert, in tech support, explains the pros and cons of upgrading software.
Tech Support, software, upgrade, corrupt, backup, bit-slap, data loss, telephone headset, delete, Dogbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 118

1999-07-04
The Boss says he might lose his job if the project isn't finished on time.
Management, project, deadline, lose job, confusion, morale, dizzy, loyalty, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 119

1999-07-05
The Boss tries to dispel the rumour there are hidden cameras in the ceiling.
Management, hidden, camera, ceiling, mister itchy, privacy, Boss, Asok, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 120

1999-07-06
An old man creates a strategic technology plan, but may not have all the bases covered.
Technology, strategic plan, support, photocopy, image, beard, planner, Alice

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 120

1999-07-07
The Boss's intuition tells him Dilbert's analysis is wrong.
Management, analysis, intuition, Internet, modem, misunderstood, Satan, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 120

1999-07-08
The Boss says he always removes crusts from sandwiches before he eats them.
Pun, sandwich, crust, bread, manager, anti-crust, anty-Christ, Boss, Asok, Wally

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 121

1999-07-09
Saint Dogbert performs an exorcism on the Boss.
Dogbert-Schemes, exorcism, your mother, synergy, coffee, mug, reorganisation, bishop hat, sceptre, head spin, possession, Saint Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 121

1999-07-10
The Boss asks Dilbert to meet with a vendor while he meets with the vendor's executives.
Management, vendor, executive, complete waste of time, performance review, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 121

1999-07-11
The Boss wants a budget estimate and goes into "boss hibernation" until he hears a number.
Budget, estimate, boss hibernation, 911, panic, Boss, Asok, Dilbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 122

1999-07-12
Dogbert writes a management book with obvious advice and quotes from famous dead people.
Start of saga: Dogbert writes a management book
Dogbert-Schemes, management book, advice, quote, Mahatma Gandhi, dessert cart, author, obvious, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 123

1999-07-13
Dogbert applies for a loan to buy all the copies of his book.
Dogbert-Schemes, loan, application, book, bestseller, collateral, author, Dogbert, loan manager

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 123

1999-07-14
A Hollywood movie mogul wants to turn Dogbert's book into a movie.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, movie deal, normal, Hollywood, author, restaurant, movie mogul, Dogbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 123

1999-07-15
A kid asks Dogbert to autograph his book.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, autograph, back, flat, surface, Rhode Island, Matthew, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 124

1999-07-16
Dogbert looks into buying an island nation with his new wealth.
Dogbert-Schemes, buy, island nation, conquer, kit, oppress, evil tyrant, flag, Rhode Island, telephone, Dogbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 124

1999-07-17
Dogbert learns what's involved in conquering a small island.
Dogbert-Schemes, how-to, conquer, island, travel, fur, sit, butt, television, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 124

1999-07-18
Dogbert, the Feng Shui consultant, gets rid of evil spirits from the Boss's office.
Dogbert-Schemes, Feng Shui, consultant, evil spirit, rubber band, koi pond, luck, rear assault, secretary, snorkel, fish, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert, Carol

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 125

1999-07-19
Carol objects to providing free tissues to Dilbert.
Corporate Services, tissue, low-paid, free, Dilbert, Carol, Wally

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 126

1999-07-20
The Boss announces a new thing: synergistic realignment.
Management, buzzword, reorganisation, synergistic realignment, the wave, emotion, Boss, Dilbert, Asok, Wally

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 126

1999-07-21
Tina sends a derogatory and condescending e-mail.
Office Politics, e-mail, derogatory, condescending, stomach ache, flee, flame, Tina

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 126

1999-07-22
Tina asks for help from Mordac the Preventer of information services.
Corporate Services, e-mail, insult, server, CIO, closet, gun, shoot, suspenders, Mordac, Tina

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 127

1999-07-23
Catbert punishes Tina for shooting the CIO's credenza.
Pun, CIO, shoot, gun, credenza, cardboard, suspended sentence, hat, Catbert, Dilbert, Tina

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 127

1999-07-24
The Boss explains their new products: software to warm a keyboard and software to make a laptop lighter.
Management, presentation, software, keyboard, warm, laptop, bundle, market driven, help, diversion, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 127

1999-07-25
The theme of the annual employee meeting is "The Hindenburg," chosen by Alice.
Management, annual employee meeting, Hindenburg, balloon, theme, event, detonate, costume, dirigible, microphone, film clip, humanity, remote control, Boss, Alice, Wally

Book: Random Acts of Management, page: 128

1999-07-26
Dilbert complains about his project with no funding because it's not in the strategic plan.
Management, project, fund, strategic plan, PowerPoint, reorganisation, pray, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Excuse Me While I Wag, page: 9

1999-07-27
The Boss disciplines Wally for slipping performance.
Performance Review, severe, disciplinary action, monster, eat, lunch, punishment, Boss, Wally, Asok, Dilbert

Book: Excuse Me While I Wag, page: 9

1999-07-28
Juan Delegator gives Dilbert an assignment.
Office Politics, delegation, assignment, teamwork, favour, haircut, moustache, scissors, Juan Delegator, Dilbert

Book: Excuse Me While I Wag, page: 9

1999-07-29
Juan Delegator gives the Boss some decisions to make.
Office Politics, delegation, decision, assignment, learn a lesson, moustache, Juan Delegator, Boss

Book: Excuse Me While I Wag, page: 10

1999-07-30
The Boss says overtime is required, but no longer mandatory.
Management, overtime, mandatory, require, happy, meeting, Boss, Asok, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Excuse Me While I Wag, page: 10

1999-07-31
Dilbert and Asok complain to the Boss about impossible deadlines.
Management, product, design, leadership, stock, birthday, Dilbert, Asok

Book: Excuse Me While I Wag, page: 10