The Boss has no brain function after his accident, but he can still talk.
Health, accident, brain, talk, staff meeting, IV stand, EEG, doctor, Boss, Dilbert
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Microsoft misspelled a word in their spell-checking software.
Technology, Microsoft, headquarters, spell checker, market power, industry standard, Comdex, Microsoft employee, Bill Gates
Tina discovers a misspelled word in her spell-checking software.
Technology, sabotage, spell checker, global conspiracy, Webster, dictionary, Tina, Wally
Dogbert recommends "face time" with the vice president to get a promotion.
Family, promotion, face time, photo, relative, paperwork, Dogbert, vice president, secretary, Dilbert
A report shows what raises would have been if the company hadn't cancelled raises.
Management, raise, report, cancel, imaginary, pretend, Carol, Dilbert
Asok asks Wally why employees are evil and obstructionist.
Office Politics, wisdom, mentor, evil, obstruction, coincidence, good, stab, lazy, headache, explode, Asok, Wally
Asok now reports to Alice instead of the Boss. They can no longer communicate directly.
Start of saga: Asok reports to Alice and gets cut off from the world.
Management, report, speak, middle person, request, e-mail, Boss, Asok, Alice
Now that he reports to her, Asok has trouble getting Alice to respond.
Management, respond, e-mail, voicemail, telephone company, question, Asok, Alice
Asok complains no one returns his calls or replies to e-mails.
Office Politics, telephone, e-mail, loser, no offence, Asok, Wally
Dilbert gives a financial model of the company to the Boss.
Management, financial model, Charles Lindbergh, lightbulb, danger, understand, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss creates his own financial model of the company without knowing assumptions.
Management, financial model, assumption, spreadsheet, strategy, pay, tax rate, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss experiments with his financial model: sales go up as he changes the page number.
Management, financial model, danger, spreadsheet, page number, sales, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Justin, in an interview, tells why he wants to work for the company.
Professional, interview, asthma, medical research, hydroelectric dam, idealism, box, Dilbert, Justin
Dogbert discovers he's cuter when his ears are up.
Start of saga: Dogbert is cute with his ears up.
Family, cute, ear, kill, jury, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert withdraws money from other peoples' accounts. He can do that because he is cute.
Dogbert-Schemes, cute, ear, bank, withdrawal, account, funny, count, Dogbert, bank teller
Dogbert goes driving. He gets away with crimes because he is cute.
Dogbert-Schemes, cute, ear, crime, drive, car, ambulance, driver's license, warning, Dogbert, police officer
Ted brings a radio to his cubicle, much to the annoyance of Alice.
Office Politics, cubicle, radio, request, smash, Ted, Alice, Dilbert
Ted opposes Dilbert's plan without having read it.
Project, plan, oppose, opinion, agenda, meeting, emotionally invested, Ted, Dilbert
Dilbert walks through a decoy plan for people to hate, and then displays the real plan.
Project, plan, worm, decoy, mouth, Dilbert, co-worker
The Boss worries the arrows for the direction signs are pointing the wrong way.
Management, problem, conference, direction sign, arrow, site, deep-water platform, hotel, bid, right, left, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert chats with a supermodel who has trouble getting dates.
Start of saga: Dilbert dates a supermodel.
Dating, chat, computer, supermodel, beauty, intimidate, system administrator, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert prepares for his date with a supermodel.
Dating, supermodel, Internet, vase, trash, flower, skull, skeleton, Dilbert, Dogbert, Bonita
The supermodel looks much thinner in person.
Dating, restaurant, camera, supermodel, makeup, hair, Dilbert, Bonita
Dilbert and the supermodel order dinner. Dilbert has much more than the supermodel.
Dating, restaurant, spaghetti, garlic bread, mint, supermodel, skull, skeleton, Dilbert, Bonita, waitress
Dilbert says goodnight to the supermodel on their first date.
Dating, goodnight, kiss, famous, sexy, eye socket, skull, skeleton, engineer, Dilbert, Bonita
The Boss says they must maintain speed and be faster than the competition.
Leadership, motivational speech, sign, desk, urgent, competition, logic, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Dogbert
The new corporate policy puts Alice to sleep.
Policy, corporate, mumbo jumbo, sleep, plan, initiative, framework, architecture, strategy, Boss, Alice, Wally
The Boss hires Dennis, a sadistic nut.
Start of saga: The sadistic nut.
Management, sadistic nut, indispensable, vomit, Boss, Dennis, Alice, Dilbert
Dennis the sadistic nut attacks a woman at a meeting.
Office Politics, sadistic nut, meeting, question, body lotion, dead camel, skill, prima donna, co-worker, Dennis, Wally, Dilbert
Dennis the sadistic nut attacks Asok.
Office Politics, sadistic nut, intern, cruel, honesty, fun, marriage, Dennis, Asok, Dilbert, Wally
Catbert sends Wally home because shorts are not acceptable.
Fashion, shorts, dress code, skinhead, bald, acceptable, Catbert, Wally