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1998-09-01
Wally and Alice recommend the Boss focus his attention on one project.
Management, project, attention, meeting, help, lunch, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

1998-09-02
The Boss asks everyone to work nights and weekends for a year.
Management, work nights, work weekends, inspiration, quit, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1998-09-03
Carol rejects Dilbert's receipts because they look fake.
Administration, voucher, expense, receipt, notarise, DNA, Carol, Dilbert

1998-09-04
Wally asks Carol to process his voucher.
Administration, voucher, process, priority, chance, odds, Wally, Carol

1998-09-05
Alice responds to Ted's FYI e-mail with a 12-page message.
Note: An alternative strip was published on the website showing an extra fourth panel from the newspaper. The extra panel had Alice being violent, holding Ted's heart and saying "And this is your still-beating heart."
Office Politics, e-mail, FYI, decision, response, anger, heart, kill, murder, Ted, Alice, Dilbert

1998-09-06
Dilbert asks why his request for a computer upgrade was denied.
Corporate Services, IS Department, computer, upgrade, evil incarnate, benefit, tool, chair, IT department, necessary, quantify, suspenders, Dilbert, Mordac

1998-09-07
A consulting company offers a job to Ratbert.
Start of saga: Ratbert becomes a consultant.
Professional, telephone, consulting company, pay, investment bank, job market, Ratbert, consultant

1998-09-08
Ratbert considers joining a consulting company for a bushel of money.
Professional, bushel of money, client, travel, compensation, hate, consultant, Ratbert

1998-09-09
Ratbert the consultant gets the least desirable assignments.
Consultant, partner, assignment, cannon, progress, client, helmet, suspenders, employee, Ratbert

1998-09-10
Ratbert brags about his salary as a consultant.
Consultant, salary, knowledge, Ratbert, client

1998-09-11
Ratbert brags about his salary to Dilbert.
Consultant, brag, salary, wealth, personality, disease, Ratbert, Dilbert

1998-09-12
Dilbert shows his new computer in a ring to Dogbert.
Technology, ring, computer, display, surf, Internet, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

1998-09-13
The Boss gives his annual inspirational presentation -- work hard or the competition will crush us!
Management, retreat, inspiration, competition, quality, afraid, incompetence, compromise, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1998-09-14
Wally's late for a meeting so the Boss recaps what has happened.
Meeting, late, traffic, decision, train, Wally, Boss, Asok, Dilbert

1998-09-15
Alice builds strength to have a bone-crushing handshake.
Office Politics, exercise, handshake, strength, hen party, witty, bone crushing, Alice, Tina, Wally

1998-09-16
The Boss gives a safety award to Ted for five years without injuries.
Management, safety, award, injury, incentive, Boss, Ted, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1998-09-17
Alice complains she's either stressed out or bored.
Personnel, work, stress, bored, ice water, complaint, Alice, Catbert

1998-09-18
Dogbert doesn't want to remember Dilbert's name.
Family, name, memory, buddy, big guy, name tag, Dogbert, Dilbert

1998-09-19
Dilbert creates some work for himself by changing software settings.
Technology, meeting, software, break, management, setting, Dilbert, Boss

1998-09-20
Dilbert complains personal business can't be done on company equipment during lunch.
Professional, business, personal, lunch, Internet, mock, ones, zeros, Dilbert, Boss, Wally

1998-09-21
Catbert catches Wally stealing empty cardboard boxes.
Personnel, cardboard, box, recycle, reuse, cell, arrest, goal, Catbert, Wally

1998-09-22
Improve employee's performance by making them feel bad about themselves, Catbert recommends.
Personnel, performance, insult, fault, list, Catbert, Boss, Dilbert

1998-09-23
Anonymous sources say Alice is not meeting her objectives.
Performance Review, objectives, anonymous, fist of death, Boss, Alice

1998-09-24
Alice wants to know who said she wasn't meeting her objectives.
Performance Review, objectives, source, accuracy, fact, guilty, Alice, Boss

1998-09-25
Ratbert will say whatever comes to mind.
Family, empty, mind, eye-opener, Ratbert, Dilbert

1998-09-26
Ratbert makes random observations to fill gaps in the conversations.
Family, conversation, gap, random, observation, pillow, cue, answer, Ratbert, Dogbert

1998-09-27
Carol complains of too much work so the Boss installs a partition to hide her.
Management, overwork, partition, hide, success, true story, Carol, Boss

1998-09-28
Dilbert presents the "Broken Binder Award" to Asok.
Office Politics, win, Broken Binder Award, peer, trashcan, dump, Dilbert, Wally, Asok

1998-09-29
Unusual talents surface in time for the charity talent show.
Management, talent show, charity, math, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

1998-09-30
The Boss gives Dilbert an urgent assignment though he's known about it for weeks.
Management, assignment, urgent, grateful, last minute, Boss, Dilbert