Ratbert wants to jump on the garbage.
Family, garbage, fresh, jump, urge, silly, best things in life, trashcan, Ratbert, Garbageman
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Dilbert has no time to meet objectives when he gets interrupted by urgent items.
Performance Review, objectives, schedule, urgent, handwriting, sample, note, work avoidance, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss checks his schedule for today's activities.
Professional, schedule, wedgie, vigorous, blind, planner, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert meets Larry the vendor and his group of tag-alongs.
Sales, vendor, tag-along, product, knowledge, gizmo, Dilbert, Larry
A woman complains to Catbert she is underpaid for her work.
Personnel, compensation review, duty, underpaid, qualify, subordinate, true story, woman, Catbert
The company has won a bid to create an electronic archive of great art works.
Start of saga: Dilbert creates a digital archive of great art works.
Project, bid, digital archive, art, error, blue period, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert shows the digital version of "The Last Supper" to the Boss.
Project, digitise, art, index, Last Supper, clutter, bagel, clip art, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert tells Tina about his project of collecting great art works.
Project, digital, art, mistake, story, newsletter, improve, Dilbert, Boss, Tina
The company decides to stop technical support on all its products.
Tech Support, product, recorded message, customer, resource, profit, bonus, evil, spirit, man, Dilbert, Alice
During an interview, Catbert asks the potential hire if constant interruption would bother him.
Personnel, interview, interrupt, honesty, ineffective, Catbert, man
Dilbert and Dogbert fly to the moon in a cubicle.
Start of saga: Dilbert and Dogbert fly to the moon and discover NASA's hoax.
Science, launch, rocket, moon, liftoff, seatbelt, cubicle, bad idea, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert and Dogbert land on the moon in their cubicle.
Science, moon, cubicle, space program, hoax, NASA, temperature, oxygen, engineer, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman
All the women who love engineers are on the moon, Dilbert discovers.
Science, NASA, moon, experiment, rival, shuttle, space flight, underwear, party hat, woman, engineer
The engineers have a contest to see who can stay on the moon.
Science, NASA, moon, engineer, contest, drink, underwear, party hat, woman, engineer
The Boss asks Dilbert to work through lunch.
Professional, shoddy, lunch, ethics, banana, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Catbert tells Wally to fill out a vacation request form or lose his vacation.
Personnel, vacation, request, form, exist, shadow, cubicle, philosophy, prey, Catbert, Wally
The Boss sends out his motivation message for the day.
Leadership, motivation, message, indecision, telephone, Boss
Wally didn't like the draft of the user manual because the characters were empty.
Technology, review, user manual, draft, engineer, bald, novel, Tina, Wally
Catbert wants a contract employee to become a regular employee.
Start of saga: contract employees versus regular employees.
Personnel, contract, regular, employee, compensation, motivation, stupid, Catbert, contract employee
Catbert and a contract employee discuss the benefits of becoming a regular employee.
Personnel, contract, regular, employee, compensation, benefit, stockholder, intangible, Catbert, contract employee
Employees don't fall for the "intangible benefit" story anymore, Catbert tells the Boss.
Personnel, contract, regular, employee, intangible, benefits, meeting, gun, cane, Catbert, Boss, stockholder
Dilbert gives his time sheet to Carol, who throws it away.
Administration, timesheet, input, creative, Dilbert, Carol
The Boss celebrates everyone who had a birthday in the past year.
Management, birthday, cake, honour, forget, prop, sing, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Asok, Alice
Dogbert combines the words "con" and "insult" and gets "consult."
Dogbert-Schemes, con, insult, consult, expensive, demean, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert, the consultant, recommends whatever amuses him, since he's not responsible to the stockholders.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, accountable, currency, Elbonia, eye-crud, analysis, Dogbert, Boss
No bonuses this year, even though Dilbert's performance was excellent, says the Boss.
Management, bonus, performance, Elbonia, currency, sting, fault, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert says the project will be reviewed by another manager.
Project, plan, phase, review, complete, skip, Dilbert, manager
The new department mascot will be a beaver says the Boss.
Management, mascot, beaver, woodchuck, perky, inspiration, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The Boss says Dilbert should act like an agent of change, not a peon.
Management, peon, agent of change, work group, business card, paper trail, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert documents Carol's procedures for time sheets as an ISO 9000 requirement.
ISO 9000, timesheet, trashcan, magic, complain, procedure, clipboard, Dilbert, Carol
Dilbert buys from a weasel even though it's cheaper elsewhere.
Pun, weasel, price war, convenience, pun, lesser of two evils, Dilbert, weasel, Dogbert