Dogbert, in tech support, says the software works, so it must be a wetware problem.
Tech Support, software, liveware, wetware, CAT scan, break room, labour market, monitor, Dogbert, Ted, Wally
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The Boss complains the Internet is slow, which can be caused by people looking at porn.
Tech Support, Internet, slow, pornography, track, Dogbert, Boss
Dilbert's date explains she likes a man with a sense of humour.
Dating, humour, joke, spontaneous, spill, try too hard, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dilbert's date thinks Dilbert is socially defective.
Dating, understand, social, defect, unique, preference, argue, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Posteriors grow to fit the chair, Alice tells the Boss.
Office Politics, posterior, chair, goldfish, mission, glue, Alice, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Catbert announces travelling employees must share hotel rooms.
Start of saga: Dilbert and Wally share a hotel room.
Travel, privacy, share, dignity, hotel, shower, Catbert
Dilbert asks Wally to share a room at the next conference.
Travel, hotel, share, roommate, spoon, rule, conference, Dilbert, Wally
Wally and Dilbert arrive at their shared hotel room.
Travel, hotel, share, exercise, wind, sleep, Dilbert, Wally
Wally, sharing a hotel room with Dilbert, wants to exercise in the nude.
Travel, hotel, share, exercise, jumping jacks, clothes, single occupancy, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss wants Dilbert to get rid of all URLs on their web pages.
Technology, web page, URL, Uniform Resource Locators, idiot, placate, Boss, Dilbert
Wally reports his accomplishments -- moving data to a disaster recovery backup facility.
Management, status, report, disaster, recovery, backup, diskette, resume, accomplishment, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert passes the time at a boring meeting.
Meeting, boring, unproductive, creative, fidget, pen, breath, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker
The Boss's son is the new manager of the technology development group.
Start of saga: The Boss's son is the new manager.
Management, technology development, college, attic, hide, son-of-a-boss, Boss, Dilbert, Boss's son
The Boss taught his son everything he knows.
Management, pickle, jar, juice, eye, meeting, son-of-a-boss, Boss's son, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
The new product should be so simple the Boss's wife could use it.
Management, son-of-a-boss, product, simple, mom, hamster, physicist, Boss's son, Alice
The Boss's son gets promoted to vice president of Marketing.
Management, knowledge, promotion, vice president, marketing, piano, gift, son-of-a-boss, Boss's son, Dilbert, Wally
Create a project plan, the Boss tells Dilbert.
Leadership, project, plan, strategy, radiation, Boss, Dilbert
Myron complains his name was changed to Moron by a spell checker.
Management, moron, spell checker, report, Myron, Boss
The Boss asks Dilbert to build a global satellite network with only $12,000.
Management, goal, motivation, satellite, budget, dizzy, network, Boss, Dilbert
Alice overhears a loud conversation outside her cubicle.
Office Politics, conversation, cubicle, loud, distract, shut up, Alice, co-worker
Dilbert asks the Boss why he hasn't interfered lately.
Start of saga: The Boss is replaced by an alien.
Leadership, alien, project, interfere, empower, dumpster, bonus, budget, Dilbert, Boss
The aliens discuss how the Boss's replacement should act so as not to draw suspicion.
Science, alien, suspicion, competent, caring, leader, organisation chart, overwork, Boss, alien, Carol
The alien, disguised as the Boss, tries to act normal at the office.
Science, alien, prison, spaceship, shorts, quality of work, Bad Thing, tail, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, alien, Alice
Dilbert thinks the Boss has been replaced by an alien.
Science, alien, captive, prison, observation, Dilbert, Dogbert
The aliens demand to know the Boss's management secrets.
ISO 9000, management, secret, downsize, help crash, Alps, ISO 9001, crutches, ray gun, alien, Boss, Alice
Dilbert asks for the Boss's help to use the better vendor.
Management, marketing, paper, tissue, vendor, reminder, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert complains to his Mom and she says she's proud of him.
Family, budget, deadline, purchase, proud, Navy Seal, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom
Dilbert frantically buys things to avoid future budget cuts.
Sales, budget, deadline, personality, moon, butt, Dilbert, sales rep
Ted wants to talk at the meeting, but all the good points have already come up.
Meeting, talking point, momentum, value added, babble, Ted, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Ted compensates for his lack of skills and knowledge by raising issues.
Professional, skill, knowledge, issue, sales, training, meeting, oxygen, Ted, Dilbert
Ted justifies his existence by clipping articles and routing them around.
Professional, newspaper, article, relevant, route, stall, scissors, Ted, Wally