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1998-06-01
Dilbert gets an attack of telephone shyness.
Personal, telephone, shy, call, restroom, hide, afraid, bathroom, Dilbert

1998-06-02
Dogbert offers to help cure Dilbert's shyness attacks.
Personal, shy, attack, nude, photo, Internet, Motley Crue, cure, porn, Dilbert, Dogbert

1998-06-03
Dogbert posts nude photos of Dilbert to the Internet.
Personal, shy, cure, Internet, nude, photo, scream, reject, porn, bathrobe, breakfast, Dogbert, Dilbert

1998-06-04
Alice gets mad when her program won't compile.
Pun, software development, computer, program, compile, code, rage, Alice, police officer

1998-06-05
Dilbert wants to know what the budget is for his project but the Boss can't tell him.
Budget, project, secret, strategy, hope, Dilbert, Boss

1998-06-06
Dilbert tries to figure out the company's strategy.
Policy, strategy, cubicle, wander, deduce, first to market, premiere, Dilbert, Wally

1998-06-07
Dilbert's energy dips too low to move, even though coffee is merely yards away.
Office Politics, coffee, tired, energy, loot, trousers, computer, antidote, immobile, co-worker, pants, computer, nude, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert

1998-06-08
The unemployment dips and Catbert fears the balance of power will shift.
Personnel, newspaper, unemployment rate, gargoyle, cubicle, bug zapper, Catbert, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1998-06-09
Wally lowers his productivity because the demand for engineers is greater than the supply.
Professional, supply and demand, productivity, equilibrium, insolence, engineer, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

1998-06-10
Wally gets a cubicle roof installed.
Office Politics, cubicle, unemployment, lemonade, roof, hammer, Dilbert, Wally, carpenter

1998-06-11
Wally lords his technical skills over the people in Marketing.
Professional, marketing, skill, technical, project status, cheerleader, Wally, marketeer

1998-06-12
Ted wants to revisit the vendor selection issue even though the decision can't be changed.
Meeting, vendor, select, issue, darn, indecision, dullard, heck, pitchspoon, Ted, Phil, Wally, Dilbert

1998-06-13
Asbestos is present in the building, announces the Boss.
Science, asbestos, process, attrition, insulation, building, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

1998-06-14
Insane people always control reality, as Dogbert demonstrates.
Business, reality, insane, project, change, lie, weasel, donation, woman, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally

1998-06-15
The Boss is worried no one from his division is going for drug treatment.
Start of saga: Alice goes to the company's drug treatment program.
Management, drug, treatment program, embarrassment, Midol, childproof container, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

1998-06-16
Alice starts going to the drug treatment program.
Corporate Services, drug, treatment program, problem, proactive, hallucination, inkblot, Alice, counsellor

1998-06-17
Alice wants out of the drug treatment program.
Corporate Services, drug, treatment program, form, registration, battering ram, duct tape, objective, counsellor, Alice

1998-06-18
The top executives attend a strategy meeting where they don't get out until they agree on a new strategy.
Leadership, strategy, meeting, executive, broom, trap, Boss, janitor, Alice, Dilbert

1998-06-19
The executives got locked in a conference room and starved, Alice tells Dilbert.
Leadership, strategy, executive, telephone, starve, death, lock, outside line, Alice, Dilbert, executive

1998-06-20
The search is on to find a new CEO for the company.
Leadership, CEO, executive search firm, ethics, plunder, challenge, treasure, Dilbert, Wally, Dogbert, man

1998-06-21
The Boss complains Dilbert responds too quickly to his e-mail.
Management, e-mail, priority, compile, mumbo jumbo, software development, Boss, Dilbert

1998-06-22
The Boss introduces Dogbert as the returning CEO.
Start of saga: Dogbert returns as CEO of Dilbert's company.
Leadership, CEO, plan, asset, pillage, rhyme, Boss, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, Asok

1998-06-23
Dogbert gets a new "gopher" as CEO.
Leadership, CEO, gopher, uniform, office, trash, basketball, costume, Dogbert, Ted

1998-06-24
Dogbert explains how he will change the stock price for his own personal gain.
Leadership, CEO, stock, price, gain, budget, product, board of directors, spin off, Dogbert, director

1998-06-25
Dogbert decides to double his pay as CEO.
Leadership, CEO, board of directors, bleat, check and balance, sheep, Dogbert, Wally, director, Dilbert

1998-06-26
A representative from "United Charities" asks Dogbert to be chair.
Leadership, CEO, United Charity, health plan, free clinic, award, trophy, ceremony, Dogbert, secretary, man

1998-06-27
An investment banker helps Dogbert to loot the company and then escape.
Leadership, CEO, loot, merger, golden parachute, stock options, Dogbert, investment banker, Alice, Dilbert

1998-06-28
The Boss looks for a project leader for an important project.
Management, product, project, leader, pay, passion, allergy, medication, tingle, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1998-06-29
The Boss asks for a budget forecast from Dilbert.
Management, budget, forecast, lost, paper, chair, butt crack, Boss, Dilbert

1998-06-30
A man asks Dogbert in tech support for help using e-mail.
Tech Support, e-mail, IQ, classical music, radio, nemesis, Dogbert, man