Wally describes how he "does more with less".
Management, do more with less, plan, intelligence, guilty, budget, career, unnecessary work, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice
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Dilbert tells some rumours about the TBA CEO.
Management, CEO, industry experience, Caucasian, necktie, resume, over qualified, necktie, announcement, handshake, microphone, Dilbert, Dogbert, speaker, CEO, Wally, Alice
Dogbert asks Ratbert to be his engagement manager in his new consulting business.
Start of saga: Ratbert the engagement manager
Dogbert-Schemes, engagement manager, consulting, Wal-Mart, smart, ecosystem, Dogbert, Ratbert, Boss, Dilbert
Ratbert makes an irrelevant comparisons to Wal-Mart.
Dogbert-Schemes, Wal-Mart, strategy, compare, pantyhose, Ratbert, Alice, Wally
Ratbert explains strategy options by using different presentation methods.
Dogbert-Schemes, strategy, training, matrix, presentation, spell, concentric circles, consultant, whiteboard, Ratbert, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss falls under Ratbert's consulting spell.
Dogbert-Schemes, consulting, spell, matrix, intellectual, approval, diagram, Boss, Ratbert
The Boss writes large cheques to Ratbert because he is under a consultant's spell.
Dogbert-Schemes, consulting, assumption, moron, spell, inexperience, stranger, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
Ratbert rides the Boss like he was a bulldozer.
Dogbert-Schemes, consulting, bulldozer, ride, engine noise, power, spell, file cabinet, Ratbert, Boss, Alice, Dilbert
Dilbert complains how terrible his day was.
Family, day, slides, opinion, cheetah, trampoline, chart, foil, mock, diagram, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert creatively fills in a timecard.
Management, timesheet, reorganisation, thief, liar, training, school, Dilbert, Carol
Asok asks Alice why she does e-mail so much.
Office Politics, naive question, e-mail, net after-tax earnings, shirt sleeve, Asok
The Boss doesn't want Dilbert to telecommute.
Telecommuting, manage, point, grasp, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert asks for help negotiating with the Boss for more telecommuting days.
Telecommuting, negotiate, logic, irrational, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert
Ratbert and the Boss square off to negotiate for Dilbert's telecommuting.
Telecommuting, negotiate, illogical, unproductive, will to argue, Dilbert, Boss, Ratbert
Dilbert telecommutes at last.
Telecommuting, sick days, time bank, principle, stupid, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss assigns the brochure redesign project to Alice.
Management, assignment, brochure, design, graphic artist, electrical engineer, performance review, Boss, Alice, Wally
Tina asks Dilbert to lunch.
Start of saga: Tina is enamoured with Dilbert
Office Politics, sandwich, cafeteria, romance, professional, borrow, untamed beast, Tina, Dilbert
Tina and Dilbert have lunch together.
Office Politics, fall for guys, sandwich, arousal, jerk magnet, lunch, Tina, Dilbert
Tina tells Alice about her crush on Dilbert.
Office Politics, crush, desire, pitchspoon, tech writer, engineer, Tina, Alice, Phil
Phil sentences Tina for her unnatural attraction to an engineer.
Office Politics, attractive, heck, synergy, leverage, proactive, pitchspoon, cave, tech writer, engineer, Phil, Tina
Dilbert shows a smart card to the Boss.
Technology, smart card, payment, reject, Dilbert, Boss, Wally
Dilbert invents something to interact with other universes, possibly influencing their destinies.
Technology, quantum computer, universe, chaos theory, destiny, workbench, tool, gizmo, satellite dish, shit happens, Dilbert, Dogbert
Wally finds a bug and buys stock in the competition.
Office Politics, software bug, overtime, broker, stock, analysis, motivation, competition, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
The Boss declares a technical thing to be impossible even though Dilbert has already done it.
Management, technical recommendation, impossible, spell, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert warns Alice about the Boss after the Boss is proved wrong.
Management, wrong, boss disequilibrium, photocopy, proofread, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Boss
The Boss complains they plan too much and now wants more action.
Management, action, plan, poster, measurable, Boss, Wally, Asok
Alice reminisces to Asok about promotions and raises.
Office Politics, promotion, raise, get ahead, moron, lunch, Alice, Asok
The Boss wonders why profits are down and morale is low.
Management, profit, morale, anti-management, cartoon, mission statement, root problem, comic strip, Boss, Wally
The Boss bans anti-management cartoons to raise morale.
Management, cartoon, morale, anti-management, humour, newspaper, comic strip, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert's house is protected by a security system, but it doesn't work.
Personal, security system, camera, fort, theft, hideous, fortress, criminal, video camera, security camera, lamp, sofa, couch, park bench, ear, Dilbert, thief, Dogbert
Wally's project requirements were changed on him.
Management, project requirements, work for nothing, cookie, suspenders, manager, Wally, Dilbert