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1996-09-01
An instructor introduces a workshop on the Company's mission and vision.
Corporate Services, workshop, training, mission, vision, group exercise, class evaluation, jargon, job security, presentation, ethics, instructor, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 9

1996-09-02
Dogbert applies to be the network administrator.
Start of saga: Dogbert is the network administrator.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, entertain, pager, tilde, dial, Boss, Dogbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 10

1996-09-03
Dogbert, the network administrator, describes how Dilbert can reach him.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, business card, e-mail, pager, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 10

1996-09-04
Dogbert, as the network administrator, tampers with the e-mail.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, e-mail, Melrose Place, monkey of love, Dogbert, Wally, Alice

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 10

1996-09-05
Asok asks Dogbert to give him a new network password.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, password, upgrade, job satisfaction, Asok, Dogbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 11

1996-09-06
Dogbert demonstrates his power as network administrator.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, take down the network, doctor, gooky stuff, computer network, Dogbert, employee

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 11

1996-09-07
The Boss asks Dogbert to program the routers to block employees from fun web sites.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, router, business plan, network cable, Boss, Dogbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 11

1996-09-08
The Boss asks for a few changes to the brochure.
Product, brochure, hallucination, sterile, positive spin, pang of conscience, Boss, Tina, Dilbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 12

1996-09-09
The Boss hires the Dogbert Touchy-Feely Institute to teach them about teamwork.
Start of saga: The Dogbert Touchy-Feely Institute
Teamwork, touchy-feely, team building, trust, blank cheque, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 13

1996-09-10
Dogbert gets the partners to break each other's fall.
Teamwork, team building, trust, fall, problem, wrong way, Dogbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 13

1996-09-11
The team-building exercise is to build a sundial using a pencil and a doughnut.
Teamwork, team building, solve problems, sundial, doughnut, pencil, Dogbert, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 13

1996-09-12
The janitor solves the problem of how to build a sundial.
Teamwork, team building, sundial, doughnut, union rules, shadow, pencil, Alice, janitor, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 14

1996-09-13
The company announces they will abandon the strategy of making good products.
Management, announcement, merger, partnership, reorganisation, stock price, spin off, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 14

1996-09-14
The company buys a dying business and stock prices rise.
Management, dying company, stock price, announcement, competitive, advantage, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 14

1996-09-15
Catbert shows the new style of cubicles, also used as fashion.
Management, cubicle, densification, head cubicle, morale, dignity, Catbert, Alice, Dilbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 15

1996-09-16
Dilbert is diagnosed with phantom-pager syndrome.
Health, pager, vibrate, phantom-pager syndrome, treatment, relocate, couch, Dilbert, psychologist

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 16

1996-09-17
Dogbert offers to fix the company's year 2000 problem.
Start of saga: Year 2000 problem
Y2K, consultant, guarantee, Dogbert, Boss

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 16

1996-09-18
Ratbert checks eighty million lines of code for reference to the current date.
Y2K, program code, binary, current year, zero, one, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 16

1996-09-19
Dogbert presents his invoice for fixing the year 2000 problem.
Y2K, invoice, spinning head, explode, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 17

1996-09-20
Tina explains how to insert a column.
Technology, column insert, draft, duh, chapter, title, Tina, Dilbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 17

1996-09-21
Dilbert suggests adding a battery backup to the product.
Technology, battery backup, idea, electricity, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 17

1996-09-22
Bob is called in to punish an annoying speakerphone caller.
Office Politics, speakerphone, philosophy, cyst, wedgie, voicemail, inconsiderate, annoy, medical, Dilbert, Bob, security guard

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 18

1996-09-23
The Boss decides to do some leadership by creating an Iron Man team-building competition.
Start of saga: The Iron Man Team-building Competition
Leadership, problem, idiot, iron man, team building, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 19

1996-09-24
Dilbert discusses his shape in preparation for the Iron Man competition.
Sports, iron man, elevator, potato, physical condition, muscle, engineer, teamwork, stairs, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 19

1996-09-25
The first event in the Iron Man exercise is the ten-mile swim.
Sports, iron man, dog paddle, ten mile swim, swimsuit, whistle, teamwork, beach, Boss

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 19

1996-09-26
Dilbert is exhausted in the ten-mile swim.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, tuna, rescue, bathrobe, catch and release, Dilbert, dolphin

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 20

1996-09-27
Dolphins refuse to rescue Dilbert in the midst of his swim.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, trunks, jaws, Dilbert, dolphin

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 20

1996-09-28
Dilbert describes his rescue from the dolphins and the water.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, deep sea fishing, rescue, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 20

1996-09-29
Dilbert tries to get his Saturday expenses covered on his business trip.
Accounting, airfare, business trip, lunch money, reimburse, hotel, cave, injury, bandage, Dilbert, accounting troll, Dogbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 21

1996-09-30
Alice seeks a programmer for her project team.
Office Politics, programmer, project team, sock puppet, policy, sadistic, software development, Alice, Catbert

Book: Journey to Cubeville, page: 22