Dogbert announces he's been elected Supreme Ruler of Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler of Earth, vote, election, ruler, caning, Olympics, Dogbert, Dilbert
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Dogbert complains people don't recognise his dominion.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler of Earth, air, oxygen, passport, Dogbertland, bullhorn, Dogbert, Dilbert
The Boss tells the group they must be more flexible to survive.
Management, success, change master, job security, workload, flexibility, morale, adaptive, inflation, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert
The Boss asks Carol to type all of his incoming voice mail messages and print out his e-mail.
Office Politics, voicemail, e-mail, cafeteria, bumblebee costumes, hives, network, pre-chew, engineer, reclusive, dress code, Boss, Carol, Wally, Dilbert
Tina sends steamy e-mail to her boyfriend.
Start of saga: Tina sends a steamy e-mail to her boyfriend.
Office Politics, e-mail, love letter, steamy, send to all, suggestive, Tina, Dilbert
Tina wonders if her co-workers are professional enough to ignore her mistake.
Office Politics, e-mail, love letter, professional, career day, monkey of love, torrid, hide, Tina, Wally, kid
Catbert offers absolution for Tina's message to her boyfriend.
Office Politics, e-mail, petting, belly, resource, boyfriend, Catbert, Tina
The Boss announces peer performance reviews.
Management, performance review, peer, slander, budget, raise, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert compares peer reviews to the prisoner's dilemma.
Office Politics, performance review, peer, prisoner's dilemma, Victoria's Secret catalogue, coed prison, Dilbert, Alice, Wally
The Boss describes an unusual interpretation of how employees are key to success.
Management, employee, stock price, fired, incompetence, lie, bar chart, Boss, Alice, Dilbert
The Boss issues a quality thought of the day.
Management, voicemail, quality thought for the day, dictionary, aardvark, resume, telephone, printer, resume, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Catbert announces layoffs are coming.
Start of saga: Wally is downsized.
Downsizing, layoff, secret, future, Catbert, Wally, Ted
Wally is invited to participate in the mobility pool.
Downsizing, layoff, mobility pool, dignity, Boss, Wally
The staff act like vultures with Wally's impending layoff.
Downsizing, layoff, chair, survivor, fist fight, Wally, Ted, co-worker
Wally seeks advice from Dogbert the career counsellor.
Downsizing, fired, contract, downsize, layoff, parable, Wally, Dogbert
Dogbert, the career counsellor, devises a plan to save Wally's job.
Downsizing, layoff, quit, video camera, life force, flashlight, camcorder, Dogbert, Wally, Asok
The Boss tells Wally he won't be downsized.
Downsizing, layoff, smart, quality, downhill, good news, lunch, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Dogbert says people are getting stupider every day.
Family, stupid, complex, learn, information, supreme ruler of Earth, opinion, firehose, teacup, Dogbert, Dilbert
Alice complains she's hit the glass ceiling.
Office Politics, glass ceiling, promotion, play the game, lunch, Alice, Wally, Boss
Asok brings some space-saving ideas to the Boss.
Office Politics, font, disk space, idea, colon, semicolon, staff meeting, Asok, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert invents a new data encryption program called P.H.B.
Technology, data encryption, decode, manager babble, supermodel, pepper spray, kiss, Dilbert, Dogbert
Asok suggests a solution to Wally's problem.
Office Politics, intern, buffers, memory leak, salary, programming, software development, Asok, Wally
Asok suggests some improvements to Dilbert's design.
Office Politics, intern, design, award, internapult, Asok, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert wants to reduce the language to grunting and pointing.
Family, grammar, leadership, grunt, obedience school, common usage, point, Dogbert, Dilbert
The Boss gives instructions on how to act around the senior vice president.
Management, lie, detail, fidget, funding, stock options, chart, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, senior vice president
Catbert says morale is low because the employees are underpaid.
Management, morale, underpaid, performance review, feedback, straight face, Catbert, Boss
The Boss announces quarterly performance reviews.
Management, performance review, morale, criticism, comprehension, Boss, Alice
Dilbert has a solution to the impossible deadline he's working toward.
Management, deadline, solution, time travel, contraception, pamphlet, brochure, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert wants to fix a problem promised to a customer by a salesperson.
Family, sales, promise, brain, solution, filter, sweats, Dilbert, Dogbert
Ratbert starts misinterpreting everything Dilbert says.
Family, misinterpret, change, annoy, therapy, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert misinterprets everything Dogbert says.
Family, misinterpret, assertive, apology, clothes dryer, annoy, Dogbert, Ratbert