The Boss asks Carol to ask Dilbert to add "walk the talk" to his presentation.
Management, walk the talk, presentation, walkie-talkie, big bucks, paycheque, Boss, Carol, Dilbert
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Phil offers Dilbert a choice of punishments for his sins, wealth and ineffectiveness or poverty and appreciation.
Office Politics, heck, insufficient light, pay, poverty, appreciation, pitchspoon, telecommute, Phil, Dilbert, Wally
A security guard screens Dilbert.
Corporate Services, security, Pentium, fragmented disk, optimise, Brainitor, Dilbert
Dogbert asks Dilbert his opinion on time.
Family, time, discrete events, perception, magazine, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert and Wally discuss their rank in the company.
Engineer, pond scum, status, torment, vendor, brochure, Dilbert, Wally, sales rep
Dilbert and Wally torment a vendor.
Engineer, bidding, vendor, vendor challenge course, t-shirt, hula hoop, Wally, Dilbert, sales rep
Dilbert's Mom found Dilbert's father in a restaurant.
Family, father, restaurant, all you can eat, booth, telephone, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert
Liz learns Dilbert's father has been found.
Family, father, restaurant, burrito, all you can eat, kidding, Liz, Dilbert
Dogbert sets up a "Dogbert Gullible Friends Hotline".
Dogbert-Schemes, 900 telephone number, gullible, hot line, advertisement, television, swami hat, Dilbert, Dogbert
Liz shows Dilbert a pyrophoric substance.
Personal, advanced materials, pyrophoric, gender, injury, cloud, scorch, burn, Liz, Dilbert
Dogbert designs a new logo for the company.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, logo, coffee, design, brown ring of quality, coffee cup, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice
Dogbert shows the new logo to Dilbert and Alice.
Dogbert-Schemes, logo, coffee, sloppy, opinion, coffee cup, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice
Wally says the objectives are unclear and the mission statement is gibberish.
Management, objectives, mission statement, urgent, insane, Wally, Boss, Alice, Dilbert
Wally enjoys being insane.
Office Politics, insane, understaffed, work smarter not harder, healing, cardboard box, plant, underwear, Wally, Dilbert
The Garbageman helps Dilbert over his depression.
Health, depressed, drug, exercise, mental health, antidepressant, trashcan, Garbageman, Dilbert
The Boss decides to downsize Dilbert to keep the value of his stock options up.
Management, downsize, stock options, movie, popcorn, team building, recreation, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Wally updates the Boss on the status of his action item.
Meeting, action item, estimate, status, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice
Ten injury-free days at the company comes to an ironic end.
Health, injury, chair, injury-free, irony, Dilbert, man
Chair safety training for all when somebody falls of his chair.
Health, chair, chair safety training, training, presentation, head stand, spin, acrobat, Boss, Alice, Wally
Carol enrols the Boss in Clown College.
Management, quality, college, clown college, secretaries day, prerequisite, Boss, Carol
Dilbert has buns of steel.
Health, buns of steel, video, steel, weight, magnet, hardness, firmness, muscle tone, Dilbert, Liz
Wally tests his theory about employee suggestions.
Office Politics, employee suggestion, idea, pencil, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert creates software to be a mentor for Asok.
Office Politics, mentor, automentor, job satisfaction, accomplishment, resume, massage, stain, hopelessness, artificial intelligence, Dilbert, Asok
Alice sets some achievable objectives for herself.
Management, objectives, measurable, torso, vital organ, warning, Alice, Boss, Wally
Dilbert thinks about what to do next.
Productivity, quality initiative, joke, cubicle, co-worker, Dilbert
Dogbert proposes providing day care.
Start of saga: Dogbert provides day care.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, duct tape, slobber, Boss, Dogbert
Dogbert gathers requirements for his proposed day care.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, child labour, illegal alien, garment, slave labour, discount, Dogbert, Alice
Dogbert's free range day care is implemented.
Dogbert-Schemes, day care, plan, free range, evil troll, free range, economical, PowerPoint, Dogbert, kid
The Boss improves employee satisfaction in his department.
Leadership, employee satisfaction, survey, satisfaction task force, Boss, Dilbert, Alice
Dilbert's new D-Chip filters television's violence, dishonesty and sexual innuendo.
Technology, D-Chip, television, violence, dishonesty, sexual innuendo, weather, news, sports, drama, comedy, commercial, advertisement, gizmo, tool, Dilbert, Dogbert