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1995-09-01
Dogbert asks the readership for their opinions on Tina the brittle tech writer.
Leadership, opinion, rate, brittle, dysfunctional, lawyer, starship captain, e-mail, dignity, art class, Tina, Dogbert

1995-09-02
Dilbert stores documents in Records Retention.
Corporate Services, document, record, trashcan, store, Dilbert, clerk

1995-09-03
Dogbert distracts Dilbert while he is telecommuting.
Telecommuting, fire, distraction, bathrobe, virtual cubicle, disturb, productivity, corporate vision, principle, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-09-04
The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Wally.
Leadership, profit, morale, inspiration, poster, nature scene, seagull, clam, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

1995-09-05
The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Alice.
Leadership, poster, win-win, inspire, Boss, Alice

1995-09-06
The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Ratbert.
Leadership, inspiration, animal research, eagle, prey, reaction, Boss, Ratbert

1995-09-07
Wally wants to become a contract employee.
Consultant, hair, quit, contract employee, wind, shirt, Dilbert, Wally

1995-09-08
Alice prepares Wally for being a contract employee.
Consultant, quit, homeless, advice, shopping cart, food stamps, Wally, Alice

1995-09-09
Dilbert tries to think creatively.
Creativity, fire hazard, outside the box, design, juices, Dilbert, Boss

1995-09-10
Dilbert and Wally tell Jack about Project Goosefood.
Leadership, Project Goosefood, hiring from competitors, budget, management support, network, disgrace, Dilbert, Wally, Boss, Jack

1995-09-11
Catbert wants to stop paying for eye-glasses.
Benefits, reduce costs, glasses, radial keratotomy, squint, Catbert, Dilbert, Wally

1995-09-12
The Boss wants to make employees empty their own trash.
Leadership, trash, trashercise, fitness, push broom, trashcan, Catbert, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, janitor

1995-09-13
Dilbert writes an E-Mail to protest emptying his own trash.
Leadership, trash, e-mail, quality faire, engineer, Dilbert, Wally

1995-09-14
The photocopier gets serviced.
Technology, photocopier, paper trolls, nest, 911, paper tray, Dilbert, photocopier repairman

1995-09-15
Dilbert gives his timesheet to a secretary.
Management, timesheet, productivity, Dilbert, secretary

1995-09-16
The Boss wants the employees to shave his head.
Management, shave head, iron, department goal, incentive, experience, Dilbert, Wally, Boss, Alice

1995-09-17
Dilbert and Wally describe new backup software to Marketing.
Marketing, software, backup, glitter, guidance, schedule, bugs, features, network, modem, QuikProtect, sound card, swear, curse, Dilbert, Wally, marketeer

1995-09-18
Wally has a garage sale with office equipment.
Empowerment, own the company, office equipment, car trunk, Dilbert, Wally

1995-09-19
Wally describes firing the Marketing Department.
Empowerment, own the company, fired, marketing, security, escort, react, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, security guard

1995-09-20
Dilbert listens to voice-mail jail.
Technology, voice mail, press one, telephone, hammer, mallet, sales, tech support, answer, question, gullible, optimistic, human being, Dilbert

1995-09-21
Dilbert and Bob get the attention of a tech support person.
Tech Support, wedgie, turban, car, Dilbert, Bob, Dogbert, tech support problem

1995-09-22
Alice doesn't like the Boss calling people "resources".
Leadership, project, resource, valuable asset, human being, Alice, Boss

1995-09-23
The Boss does performance evaluations by software.
Leadership, performance review, fortune cookies, Canada, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1995-09-24
Dilbert and Dogbert give a contract to the company lawyer.
Management, logic, contract, lawyer, obstruction of dogs, absurd, Dilbert, Dogbert, lawyer

1995-09-25
The Boss asks Dilbert and Wally to review their job.
Start of saga: Dogbert performs an ISO 9000 on the company.
ISO 9000, job description, audit, engineer, binder, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1995-09-26
Dogbert interviews Alice for an ISO 9000 audit.
ISO 9000, audit, doughnut, laptop computer, engineer, slide, Dogbert, Alice

1995-09-27
Dogbert presents the results of an ISO 9000 audit to the Boss.
ISO 9000, audit, liar, untrained, unattractive, success, Dogbert, Boss

1995-09-28
Alice sits in for the Boss. Wally and Dilbert rejoice.
Leadership, relieve, productivity, efficiency, crown, sceptre, prostrate, worship, attitude, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, co-worker

1995-09-29
Alice asks Dilbert to find out who eats the snacks at night.
Leadership, relieve, expense voucher, security guard, crown, baseball bat, snack, Alice, Dilbert, mouse

1995-09-30
A mouse tests Dilbert's sense of romance and mirth.
Engineer, humour, Prince, kiss, romance, Dilbert, mouse