Dogbert asks the readership for their opinions on Tina the brittle tech writer.
Leadership, opinion, rate, brittle, dysfunctional, lawyer, starship captain, e-mail, dignity, art class, Tina, Dogbert
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Dilbert stores documents in Records Retention.
Corporate Services, document, record, trashcan, store, Dilbert, clerk
Dogbert distracts Dilbert while he is telecommuting.
Telecommuting, fire, distraction, bathrobe, virtual cubicle, disturb, productivity, corporate vision, principle, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Wally.
Leadership, profit, morale, inspiration, poster, nature scene, seagull, clam, Dilbert, Wally, Boss
The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Alice.
Leadership, poster, win-win, inspire, Boss, Alice
The Boss shows an inspirational poster to Ratbert.
Leadership, inspiration, animal research, eagle, prey, reaction, Boss, Ratbert
Wally wants to become a contract employee.
Consultant, hair, quit, contract employee, wind, shirt, Dilbert, Wally
Alice prepares Wally for being a contract employee.
Consultant, quit, homeless, advice, shopping cart, food stamps, Wally, Alice
Dilbert tries to think creatively.
Creativity, fire hazard, outside the box, design, juices, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert and Wally tell Jack about Project Goosefood.
Leadership, Project Goosefood, hiring from competitors, budget, management support, network, disgrace, Dilbert, Wally, Boss, Jack
Catbert wants to stop paying for eye-glasses.
Benefits, reduce costs, glasses, radial keratotomy, squint, Catbert, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss wants to make employees empty their own trash.
Leadership, trash, trashercise, fitness, push broom, trashcan, Catbert, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, janitor
Dilbert writes an E-Mail to protest emptying his own trash.
Leadership, trash, e-mail, quality faire, engineer, Dilbert, Wally
The photocopier gets serviced.
Technology, photocopier, paper trolls, nest, 911, paper tray, Dilbert, photocopier repairman
Dilbert gives his timesheet to a secretary.
Management, timesheet, productivity, Dilbert, secretary
The Boss wants the employees to shave his head.
Management, shave head, iron, department goal, incentive, experience, Dilbert, Wally, Boss, Alice
Dilbert and Wally describe new backup software to Marketing.
Marketing, software, backup, glitter, guidance, schedule, bugs, features, network, modem, QuikProtect, sound card, swear, curse, Dilbert, Wally, marketeer
Wally has a garage sale with office equipment.
Empowerment, own the company, office equipment, car trunk, Dilbert, Wally
Wally describes firing the Marketing Department.
Empowerment, own the company, fired, marketing, security, escort, react, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, security guard
Dilbert listens to voice-mail jail.
Technology, voice mail, press one, telephone, hammer, mallet, sales, tech support, answer, question, gullible, optimistic, human being, Dilbert
Dilbert and Bob get the attention of a tech support person.
Tech Support, wedgie, turban, car, Dilbert, Bob, Dogbert, tech support problem
Alice doesn't like the Boss calling people "resources".
Leadership, project, resource, valuable asset, human being, Alice, Boss
The Boss does performance evaluations by software.
Leadership, performance review, fortune cookies, Canada, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert and Dogbert give a contract to the company lawyer.
Management, logic, contract, lawyer, obstruction of dogs, absurd, Dilbert, Dogbert, lawyer
The Boss asks Dilbert and Wally to review their job.
Start of saga: Dogbert performs an ISO 9000 on the company.
ISO 9000, job description, audit, engineer, binder, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert interviews Alice for an ISO 9000 audit.
ISO 9000, audit, doughnut, laptop computer, engineer, slide, Dogbert, Alice
Dogbert presents the results of an ISO 9000 audit to the Boss.
ISO 9000, audit, liar, untrained, unattractive, success, Dogbert, Boss
Alice sits in for the Boss. Wally and Dilbert rejoice.
Leadership, relieve, productivity, efficiency, crown, sceptre, prostrate, worship, attitude, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, co-worker
Alice asks Dilbert to find out who eats the snacks at night.
Leadership, relieve, expense voucher, security guard, crown, baseball bat, snack, Alice, Dilbert, mouse
A mouse tests Dilbert's sense of romance and mirth.
Engineer, humour, Prince, kiss, romance, Dilbert, mouse