Dilbert encourages Ratbert to apply for a temp job at work.
Start of saga: Ratbert the Temp.
Management, temp, respect, love, learning curve, office, secretary, Dilbert, Ratbert
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Ratbert applies to be a temp employee.
Management, temp, interview, candidate, blink, nuts, balance of power, Ratbert, hiring person
Dilbert welcomes Ratbert to the company as a temp worker.
Management, temp, cardboard box, eye contact, security guard, company car, Dilbert, Ratbert
Ratbert tries to raise his sense of self-worth as a temp worker.
Management, temp, self-worth, respect, talent, cardboard box, eye contact, rubber, disease, opera, Ratbert, Dilbert, Wally
Ratbert demands respect as a temp worker, or at least eye contact.
Management, temp, respect, eye contact, cardboard box, peripheral vision, Ratbert, Boss
The Boss comes with Dilbert to see a customer and destroys the relationship.
Management, evil, meeting, customer, strategy, Internet access, tour, cancel, funding, synergy, win-win, couch, Boss, Dilbert, customer, therapist
Catbert creates new policies to annoy the employees.
Start of saga: Dress Code.
Fashion, dress code, insane, policy, employee, Catbert, Dilbert, Wally
Catbert explains the new company dress code to Alice.
Fashion, dress code, insane, casual, Friday, jeans, sadism, human resources, panty lines, policy, Alice, Catbert
Wally teases Alice about her one pair of tan pants.
Fashion, dress code, casual, Friday, tan pants, engineer, twins, polka-dot shirt, Wally, Alice, Dilbert
The Boss describes his plan to form a self-directed team.
Management, teamwork, self-directed, team, disrespect, hate, micro manage, plan, presentation, projector, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert
The Boss describes his plan to reorganise the department into fast-moving teams.
Management, teamwork, team, fast moving, plan, powerless, serf, g-force, experience, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert
Dilbert shows his career development plan to the Boss.
Management, career development, plan, emergency, ping-pong, clothes dryer, fax, resign, humour, human resources, Dilbert, Boss
Marketing gets an idea to build ant farms.
Management, marketing, engineer, ant farm, spreadsheet, NPV, assumption, presentation, doom, Dogbert, marketing guy, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert doubts his existence because of the ongoing dehumanisation from his job.
Office Politics, dehumanisation, invisible, pager, battery, Dilbert, Boss, Wally
Dilbert complains he's invisible, and asks Dogbert how to fix this.
Start of saga: Dilbert becomes invisible.
Office Politics, dehumanisation, invisible, bag on head, fix, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert advises Dilbert to carry Ratbert on his back so people can see and hear him.
Office Politics, invisible, symbiosis, Colombian coffee, coffee cup, Dogbert, Ratbert, Wally, Alice
Ratbert tries to convince the Boss Dilbert is not invisible.
Office Politics, invisible, floating in midair, bad attitude, quality meeting, squirrel, Ratbert, Boss, beaver
Dilbert describes how he increased his visibility at work.
Office Politics, visibility, invisible, increased visibility, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss goes to a meeting with other uninformed managers.
Management, meeting, uninformed managers, Dilbert, Alice, Boss
The Boss and a product manager discuss new features for a product.
Marketing, software interface, operating system, concurrent development, anti-gravity, holographic agent, pessimism, performance review, omnipotent, skull, spine, skeleton, Dilbert, product manager, Boss, Wally
Dilbert's expense report was rejected by Accounting.
Start of saga: Dilbert visits Accounting.
Accounting, expense report, pathetic, philosophy, voucher, cave, stalagtite, stalagmite, Dilbert, secretary
Dilbert goes to the accounting department to answer questions about his expense report.
Accounting, accounting department, soul, expense report, voucher, Dilbert, accounting troll
Dilbert answers questions about his expense report.
Accounting, accounting department, idiot, expense report, voucher, sadism, rope, hang upside-down, lava, humanoid, answer, accounting troll, Dilbert
Accounting criticises Dilbert for his meal costs on his expense report.
Accounting, accounting department, meals, expense report, voucher, pigeon, stun, briefcase, wool, rope, hang upside-down, lava, accounting troll, Dilbert
Dogbert frees Dilbert from the accounting department.
Accounting, accounting department, trap, expense report, voucher, cap, paradigm, clutch, rope, hang upside-down, spear, guard, lava, Dogbert, accounting troll, Dilbert
Bob feels self-conscious because his brain is so tiny.
Personal, brain, tiny, self-conscious, ear wax, Bob, Dogbert
The Boss asks Dilbert and Wally to make design changes to a product.
Engineer, design, laws of physics, radiation, beta test, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss asks Tina to write documentation for a product that doesn't exist yet.
Technology, documentation, logical guess, Microsoft, lock up, tech support, Boss, Tina
Dogbert tweaks Tina about the Venus de Milo statue.
Office Politics, tweak, brittle, insult, Venus de Milo, heavy objects, tease, gender, Dogbert, Dilbert, Tina
Dogbert tweaks Tina about the Thelma and Louise movie.
Office Politics, tweak, tease, Thelma and Louise, bad drivers, Three Stooges, Dogbert, Tina
Dogbert tweaks Tina about technical writing.
Office Politics, tweak, tease, technical writer, word processing, organisation chart, Dogbert, Tina, Boss