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1995-03-01
Alice wonders why she never has time to eat but the men are eating by 11:35.
Office Politics, lunch, upgrade, efficiency, hungry, secret, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1995-03-02
The company rolls out two programs -- dignity enhancement and random drug testing.
Management, dignity enhancement program, random drug testing, coffee cup, clue metre, gizmo, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1995-03-03
The Boss collects DNA samples to check for anything that could hurt productivity.
Management, DNA, genetic problems, productivity, hypodermic needle, syringe, trousers, pants, deadline, Boss, Dilbert

1995-03-04
Salaries are based on predicted success, not past performance.
Management, pay, stapler mishap, predicted success, versus, past performance, DNA, predict, analysis, Boss, Dilbert

1995-03-05
Dogbert plays security guards in space.
Dogbert-Schemes, security guards in space, badge, experiment, rocket, lunchbox, gizmo, launch, safety, Dogbert, Ratbert, security guard, Dilbert

1995-03-06
The Boss asks Dilbert why he's a week behind schedule.
Management, behind schedule, leadership, parent, drunk, enthusiasm, success, blank, Boss, Dilbert

1995-03-07
The Boss adds a person to help Dilbert, but he needs training.
Management, resource, productivity, programming, untrained, training, Boss, Dilbert, Barry

1995-03-08
The Boss asks how it's going since adding an extra person to Dilbert's programming.
Management, programming, modules, mouse, microphone, announcement, public address, PA systems, Boss, Dilbert, Barry

1995-03-09
Managers will now be called "thought leaders".
Management, manager, thought leaders, Boss, Dilbert, Ted, Wally

1995-03-10
The Boss says Dilbert's performance was good, but on unimportant tasks.
Management, performance review, task, raise, bonus, salary, workplace violence, violence, Boss, Dilbert

1995-03-11
The managers attend another closed-door meeting.
Management, closed-door meeting, layoff, resume, leadership vision, action, Dilbert, Boss, manager

1995-03-12
Tina complains nobody reviews her writing.
Note: Tina's first appearance.
Project, documentation, review, technical writer, fetid pile of compost, blank page, bluff, Tina, Dilbert

1995-03-13
Dogbert is contemplating buying Dilbert's company.
Start of saga: Dogbert buys Dilbert's company.
Dogbert-Schemes, position, job, promise, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1995-03-14
Dogbert audits the company before deciding to buy it.
Dogbert-Schemes, audit, purchase, hideous, scare, consultant, Grim Reaper, scythe, skull, Dogbert, auditor

1995-03-15
Dogbert negotiates a stock price.
Dogbert-Schemes, stock, media leaks, purchase, contract, per share, Dogbert, stockholder, Boss

1995-03-16
Dogbert, the new owner of the company, makes some changes.
Dogbert-Schemes, meeting, dress code, status report, mission statement, stock options, dream, presentation, blueprint, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Boss

1995-03-17
Dilbert asks Dogbert to clarify the uncertainty and destroy rumours.
Management, rumour, productivity, contract employee, uncertainty, gopher, disgust, humiliate, Dilbert, Dogbert, Alice

1995-03-18
Dogbert wants to trim middle management at his company.
Dogbert-Schemes, middle management, FYI, document, wheelbarrow, Dilbert, Dogbert, manager, Wally

1995-03-19
Dilbert is trapped in a meeting that will not conclude.
Meeting, finish, trapped, polite, reiterate, awkward pause, Dilbert, co-worker, Dogbert

1995-03-20
Dogbert hires Catbert as the director of Human Resources.
Dogbert-Schemes, director, misery, friend, scratch, downsize, Dogbert, Catbert, Paul

1995-03-21
Catbert waves an org chart in front of the employees.
Note: Catbert is named for the first time.
Management, organisation chart, tease, downsize, paper, string, Catbert, Alice, Wally

1995-03-22
Catbert dangles an org chart in front of Alice and Wally.
Management, organisation chart, clothes, paper, string, injury, Catbert, Alice, Wally

1995-03-23
Dogbert sells the company for a huge profit.
Dogbert-Schemes, sell, profit, discrimination, buyer, lazy, funny, laws, Dogbert, Wally, Elbonian, Boss, Dilbert

1995-03-24
Dogbert explains how the Elbonians could afford to buy the company.
Dogbert-Schemes, mud, cosmetics, couch shopping network, television, advertisement, profit, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-03-25
A user-friendly computer has only one button.
Sales, user-friendly, tech support, pre-installed software, retail, sales rep, Dilbert

1995-03-26
Dilbert tries to make a photocopy but doesn't know the access code.
Administration, photocopier, access code, proprietary, Dilbert, co-worker

1995-03-27
Alice is happy the Elbonian owners will discriminate against the men.
Management, discrimination, coffee wench, coffee cup, female, engineer, Alice, Yorgi, Wally, Dilbert

1995-03-28
Alice shows Yorgi the American custom when men ask women to fetch coffee.
Management, coffee, custom, kick, coffee cup, hat, Alice, Wally, Dilbert, Yorgi

1995-03-29
The Elbonians sell the company to its biggest competitor.
Management, owner, competitor, humiliation, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1995-03-30
Liz builds a spreadsheet to compare Dilbert's and her relative qualities.
Dating, spreadsheet, compare, formula, math skills, error, intentional, Liz, Dilbert, Dogbert

1995-03-31
Alice bad-mouths the guy who worked on the project before her.
Leadership, project, bad-mouthing, slug, flea, tradition, meeting, brain, Alice, Wally, Dilbert