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1995-01-01
Wally doesn't give full answers in order to seem more valuable.
Office Politics, information, withhold, overwork, sinister, e-mail, incompetence, telephone, voicemail, computer, strategy, answer, teamwork, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1995-01-02
Dilbert complains he accomplished twice as much as Wally, but got the same tiny raise.
Management, raise, pay, management philosophy, annoy, Dilbert, Boss

1995-01-03
Wally is selected to head the campaign for "United Charity".
Management, campaign, leadership, United Charity, pitiful, honesty, policy, Boss, Wally

1995-01-04
Wally complains Dilbert's charity donations are below average.
Leadership, United Charity, donation, contribution, approved list, agency, pay, team player, society, Wally, Dilbert

1995-01-05
Wally, pretending to be a headless man, is the inspirational speaker at the "United Charity" kickoff.
Note: The headless man is Wally in disguise.
Leadership, United Charity, kickoff, inspirational speaker, headcount, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

1995-01-06
Dilbert's ego can't handle micro-management from the Boss.
Management, customer focus, report, beg, swat, men's room, micro manage, ego, paper towel, flyswatter, meeting, Boss, Dilbert

1995-01-07
Dilbert shows Ratbert a silicon chip containing an entire computer.
Technology, silicon, chip, cyborg, computer, gulp, snatch, Dilbert, Ratbert

1995-01-08
Dilbert gets to be floor warden in case of a fire.
Management, leadership, stock options, decision, floor warden, CPR, inferno, fire, safety, Boss, Dilbert

1995-01-09
The Boss announces hoteling, where employees sign up for whatever cubicle is available at the time.
Management, meeting, cubicle, hoteling, tip, toilet paper, restroom, presentation, projector, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1995-01-10
Wally has to keep his binders in a shopping cart since no one has a cubicle anymore.
Office Politics, cubicle, hoteling, binder, shopping cart, graffiti, individuality, gang, spray paint, Wally, Dilbert

1995-01-11
Dogbert announces he's starting a venture capital firm.
Start of saga: Dogbert's venture capital firm.
Dogbert-Schemes, venture capital, moron, idea, beg for money, finance, mirth, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-01-12
Dogbert partners with a technology inventor.
Dogbert-Schemes, venture capital, common stock, non-equity stock, tension, business partner, pen, sign, Dogbert, inventor

1995-01-13
An inventor wants Dogbert to finance developing a word processing program for Windows.
Dogbert-Schemes, venture capital, word processing, Microsoft Windows, software, French bread, restaurant, waitress, Dogbert, programmer

1995-01-14
Dogbert agrees to invest five million dollars, with certain conditions.
Dogbert-Schemes, venture capital, condition, chairman, car, lawn, multimedia developer, garden, Dogbert, man

1995-01-15
The new motto is "we do it right the first time."
Philosophy, mistake, quality, first time, inspiration, paralyse, meeting, poster, punish, morale, paralyse, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1995-01-16
Dilbert brings home useless documents and burns them to heat his house.
Personal, paper-burning stove, heating bill, document, furnace, fuel, Dilbert, Boss

1995-01-17
The Boss is impressed with the volume of work Dilbert carries around.
Start of saga: Dilbert is offered a promotion to management.
Personal, paper-burning stove, promotion, ethics, job offer, furnace, leadership, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert

1995-01-18
Dilbert can't decide to stay in engineering or move to management.
Professional, dilemma, career, management, engineer, dark side, pitchspoon, voice, Dilbert, Dogbert, Phil

1995-01-19
Dilbert asks Liz's opinion as to whether to become a manager.
Professional, career, management, engineer, ham radio, sex appeal, plan, goose bumps, park bench, Dilbert, Liz

1995-01-20
Phil says Dilbert is becoming a generalist and wants him to become a manager.
Professional, renounce, dark side, career, management, engineer, technical knowledge, generalist, suite of applications, pitchspoon, Phil, Dilbert

1995-01-21
Dilbert is promoted to team leader.
Management, team leader, promotion, raise, responsibility, recognition, Boss, Dilbert

1995-01-22
How product development is estimated.
Product, nature, pad, schedule, Doom, empire, beta, cardboard, estimate, telephone, gizmo, Dilbert, Boss, vice president, president, sales rep, customer

1995-01-23
Dilbert announces his promotion to team leader.
Leadership, team leader, raise, expense, fired, promotion, approval, manager, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

1995-01-24
Dilbert wants to show off his team leader status.
Leadership, perk, status, team leader, thick, cubicle, brag, Dilbert, Boss, Wally

1995-01-25
Dilbert feels like a trapped animal in a warped behavioural study.
Leadership, team leader, responsibility, authority, behaviour, pellet, reward, bell, food dispenser, pellet dispenser, Dilbert

1995-01-26
The Boss suggests forming a vision statement of their concepts for requirements.
Management, vision statement, requirement, straw man, quality vector, participate, mock, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

1995-01-27
The Boss wants to offer Dilbert's project for budget cuts because it's the most critical.
Budget, project, budget cut, finance, panic, ploy, critical, Boss, Dilbert

1995-01-28
A new employee has an idea, which is promptly suppressed.
Management, idea, fire hose, idea suppression, first idea is the toughest, new employee, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

1995-01-29
Dogbert goes to the lake to push people in.
Sports, lake, hobby, fishing, beauty, suffer, flop, wet, fishing pole, Dilbert, Dogbert, fisherman, fish

1995-01-30
The Boss complains his laptop is too heavy and Wally suggests deleting some files to make it lighter.
Technology, laptop computer, heavy, file, delete files, suggestion, why not, Boss, Wally

1995-01-31
Dilbert sends a flame message to Wally.
Technology, flame, personal hygiene, ignorance, cyberspace, insult, Dilbert, Wally