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1994-08-01
Dogbert's ad agency comes up with a new name for the company. Alternative strip: The Boss gives an assignment to Mark who doesn't receive it very well.
Note: An alternative strip was also published this day.
Start of saga: Dogbert's ad agency creates a new image for Dilbert's company.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, company name, astronomy, electronics, Uranus, Hertz, management, assignment, scream, enjoy, facial expression, advertising, Boss, Dilbert, Mark, Alice, Dogbert

1994-08-02
Dogbert unveils the new slogan for the company.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, company image, abuse employees, cubicle, presentation, projector, advertising, Dogbert, Boss

1994-08-03
Dogbert outlines the commercial he plans to produce.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, commercial, hidden camera, documentary, competition, advertising, Dogbert, Boss

1994-08-04
Dogbert's commercial will show company cars braking to avoid pedestrians.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, commercial, pedestrian, Dick Clark, bloopers, television, advertising, Dogbert, Boss

1994-08-05
Dilbert worked day and night to finish the design for a cancelled project.
Management, Project Zebra, design, cancel, kill, binder, travel, Dilbert, Boss

1994-08-06
Dogbert invites over a hairless cat.
Family, hairless cat, spray-on hair, goldfish, spray can, Dogbert, Dilbert, hairless cat

1994-08-07
Dilbert shows the new engineer the ropes.
Office Politics, new employee, anti-productivity pod, telephone, background noise, aisle, hangman's noose, cubicle, Boss, Dilbert, Laurie

1994-08-08
Liz finds Dilbert oddly appealing but doesn't want to get physical until after marriage.
Dating, appeal, get physical, marriage, husband, literal, sex, Liz, Dilbert

1994-08-09
Dilbert is oddly relaxed, despite Liz's views of sex before marriage.
Note: Dilbert's tie lays flat.
Dating, get physical, marriage, relax, tie lays flat, Unitarian, religion, sex, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-08-10
The Boss brings bad news about how to raise profits.
Management, profit, pencil, sell pencils, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1994-08-11
Special kinds of teams are required to survive in a tough year.
Management, profit, team, downsize, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, Ted

1994-08-12
Dilbert announces a still-single shower in his honour.
Office Politics, still-single shower, registered pattern, Electron Hut, wedding gift, baby shower, invitation, Dilbert, Alice

1994-08-13
Dogbert does an impression of a dog in space.
Family, dog in space, humour, impression, physical humour, lost art, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-08-14
Dogbert explains the many types of friends.
Society, friend, close, buddy, boyfriend, girlfriend, stereotype, love, lust, television, platonic, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, man, woman

1994-08-15
A management fast-tracker wants to fax a report to the CEO.
Office Politics, management, fast track, report, CEO, fax, shredder, suspenders, Wally, management fast-tracker, Dilbert

1994-08-16
Dilbert says he received so many new assignments, there was no time for work.
Family, assignment, meeting, hamster on a wheel, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-08-17
Two goals this year are to improve customer service and downsize.
Downsizing, customer service, staff, service people, screw up, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

1994-08-18
Wally is fired, and an outplacement agency will help.
Downsizing, outplacement, fired, cubicle, photocopy, food stamps, downsize, food stamps, counterfeit, Boss, Wally

1994-08-19
Dogbert's Outplacement Agency welcomes Wally.
Downsizing, Dogbert's Outplacement Agency, freelance, ego, cubicle, DOA, telephone, Dogbert, Wally

1994-08-20
Ratbert says he can look interested by making his eyes big.
Family, big eyes, interest, annoy, fake, laptop computer, Ratbert, Dilbert

1994-08-21
The Boss rejects Dilbert's report because there are no alternatives listed.
Professional, report, proposal, alternative, tax break, career, cow chip, microchip, Boss, Dilbert

1994-08-22
Dilbert says he needs four additional engineers to finish the project on time.
Management, project, deadline, menacing statement, downsize, headcount, overwork, threat, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

1994-08-23
Dogbert asks a genetic scientist for an army of slave clones.
Start of saga: Giant cucumbers.
Dogbert-Schemes, genetics, research, slave, army, conquer, cucumber, seed, Dogbert, scientist

1994-08-24
Dogbert plants seeds for his army of giant cucumbers.
Dogbert-Schemes, army, mutant, slave, cucumber, sea monkey, boot camp, watering can, flower pot, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-08-25
Dogbert prepares for conquering the world with his giant cucumbers.
Dogbert-Schemes, army, mutant, cucumber, conquer, salad shooter, pickle, world domination, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-08-26
Sue is hired to run the Dignity Enhancement Program.
Downsizing, dignity enhancement program, hard work, less money, budget, Boss, Dilbert

1994-08-27
Dilbert is king of his cubicle, absolute ruler of his tiny realm.
Office Politics, cubicle king, loyal subjects, coffee, moat, barbarian, stapler, binder, Dilbert, Wally

1994-08-28
A woman takes offence at Dilbert's use of the word "acute."
Feminism, image, fuzzy, acute, offence, sexist, pun, apology, witch, Dilbert, woman

1994-08-29
Dilbert writes a report to say why his job shouldn't be outsourced.
Management, report, outsource, consultant, pride, logic, Boss, Dilbert

1994-08-30
Dilbert decides to get an MBA with night classes.
Start of saga: Dilbert attends MBA classes.
Professional, MBA, night class, prestige, babe ratio, knowledge, course catalogue, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-08-31
Dilbert can't work unpaid overtime because of his MBA classes.
Professional, MBA, overtime, NPV, luck, Dilbert, Wally