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1994-04-01
Zimbu claims humans will allow themselves to be kept in cages as pets.
Corporate Services, monkey, cage, cubicle, pet, Dilbert, Zimbu

1994-04-02
Bob insists he is a vegetarian.
Vegetarian, chicken, vegetable, fish, clam, threat, Dilbert, Bob

1994-04-03
Wally's performance review will be excellent if he eats a bug, the Boss says.
Performance Review, bug, technique, motivate, bun, management, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

1994-04-04
Dilbert wants to get ahead, so he must follow in the Boss's footsteps.
Start of saga: Dilbert wants to be a manager.
Management, promotion, footsteps, lobotomy, quality, training, Dilbert, Boss

1994-04-05
As part of his management training, Dilbert wears a waste basket on his head.
Management, office politics, promotion, waste basket, Dilbert, Boss

1994-04-06
Dogbert advises Dilbert to badmouth co-workers to make himself look better.
Note: Title strip for "Big Things are Coming My Way."
Personal, Bad Thing, office chair, doughnut, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert, Lisa

1994-04-07
Dilbert invites the Boss and his wife to dinner.
Office Politics, promotion, dinner party, cook, gourmet, disease, crash dummy, Boss, Dilbert, Boss's wife

1994-04-08
Dogbert sells value priced lottery tickets.
Dogbert-Schemes, lottery, ticket, value priced, odds of winning, man, Dogbert

1994-04-09
Ratbert buys a value priced lottery ticket from Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, lottery, ticket, value priced, wealth, luck, luck, hedonist, Ratbert, Dogbert

1994-04-10
Dogbert thinks everyone should have their weapon of choice.
Philosophy, gun, weapon, NRA, Charlton Heston, bazooka, rocket, ammunition, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-04-11
A salesman hawks a device conforming to international standards for communications.
Technology, standards, communication, experience, telephone, gizmo, sales rep, Dilbert

1994-04-12
The Boss actually hires a weasel to write weasel-words for a business case.
Management, weasel, business case, mink, Boss, Dilbert, weasel

1994-04-13
A weasel translates Dilbert's situation into weasel words.
Management, project, business case, vendor, cost-justify, ethics, weasel, Dilbert

1994-04-14
The Boss wants to ship the latest project to customers for beta testing.
Project, Project Dewdrop, Project Ducky, explosion, customer, beta test, PC board, tool, Boss, Dilbert

1994-04-15
The beta test must be delayed since the product keeps exploding, Dilbert tells the Boss.
Project, beta test, trial, explode, pessimist, non-disclosure agreement, NDA, gizmo, Dilbert, Boss

1994-04-16
Alice tells Dilbert she hates to take makeup off.
Personal, makeup, Tammy Faye, bowling ball, bowling alley, Dilbert, Alice

1994-04-17
The Boss provides vision for the group and it's sugar and caffeine enhanced.
Leadership, vision, sugar, doughnut, coffee, servant, laid off, gardener, blind, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

1994-04-18
The company bids for DSN, the company that provides static to blank channels.
Start of saga: Dogbert Static Network.
Dogbert-Schemes, DSN, static, bid, television, Hollywood, channel, Dogbert Static Network, sunglasses, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, Alice

1994-04-19
Dilbert tells Dogbert he can't copyright static on television.
Dogbert-Schemes, DSN, copyright, television, film, library, whistle, static, sunglasses, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-04-20
The Boss hears rivals are also bidding for control of the DSN.
Dogbert-Schemes, DSN, rival, bid, investment, creativity, consultant, spend, co-worker, Boss

1994-04-21
Dogbert is offered sixty billion for the "Dogbert Static Network."
Business, Dogbert Static Network, buy out, stock, mercury dime, Dogbert, executive

1994-04-22
Dilbert is assigned to the takeover of DSN.
Management, takeover, DSN, downsize, broadcast, Boss, Dilbert

1994-04-23
Dogbert plans to build an amusement park; but it's to amuse Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, amusement park, blueprint, wedgie, maze, restroom, bathroom, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-04-24
Wally is jealous of Dilbert's voice-controlled computer.
Technology, envy, voice control, computer, mouse, colour printer, swear, delete, Wally, Dilbert

1994-04-25
Dilbert can't master the photocopier.
Technology, photocopier, reduce, collate, staple, darken, legal size, paper, copy, thip crinkle and spoit, Dilbert, woman

1994-04-26
The Boss announces appliances will be given out instead of raises.
Leadership, appliance, television, refrigerator, lava lamp, mayonnaise, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-04-27
The Boss wants an upgrade for his computer.
Technology, upgrade, computer, cardboard prop, motherboard, desk, Boss, Dilbert

1994-04-28
The Boss dumps another "Top Priority" on Dilbert after neglecting it for weeks.
Leadership, priority, Boss, Dilbert

1994-04-29
A guy wastes time at a Friday meeting.
Meeting, fort, Friday, waste of time, co-worker, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1994-04-30
The Boss ridicules Dilbert's notion of challenging a bad decision.
Management, bad decision, career, mixed signals, necktie, Boss, Dilbert