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1994-03-01
The Boss says it's simple to re-engineer. Just talk to the employees who would be fired.
Start of saga: Dilbert re-engineers.
Management, re-engineer, fire, data, business process, flying monkey, design, question, success, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 77

1994-03-02
Dogbert wants to be a re-engineering consultant because he would be objective about downsizing.
Dogbert-Schemes, re-engineer, consultant, objective, downsize, attitude, robe, cherub, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 77

1994-03-03
Dilbert recommends re-engineering the business process. It does not go well.
Management, report, recommend, re-engineer, business process, cough, skull, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 78

1994-03-04
In the last election, Dogbert convinced Dilbert not to vote.
Politics, election, vote, disagree, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 78

1994-03-05
Dogbert warns Dilbert his technical degree is obsolete in five years.
Engineer, obsolete, doohickey, magazine, newspaper, degree, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 78

1994-03-06
Dogbert explains how to get rid of deadbeats and whiners in a group.
Management, reorganise, deadbeat, whine, project, competent, performance review, competition, teamwork, success, subgroup, transfer, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 79

1994-03-07
The Marketing department is the Engineering department's customer.
Marketing, department, customer, feasibility study, boss, work, Dilbert, Fred, Wally

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 80

1994-03-08
The Boss wants the budget analyst to decide which engineering projects to cut.
Budget, ignorance, strategy, engineer, intelligent, choice, Boss, Susan

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 80

1994-03-09
The Boss claims the value of the average employee will increase.
Downsizing, value, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 80

1994-03-10
The Boss announces there will be no promotions or raises this year.
Leadership, raise, inflation, uncertain, manager, leader, mathematical certainty, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 81

1994-03-11
Dilbert tells the Boss that without raises, the smart people will leave.
Leadership, raise, quit, potluck, engineer, headcount, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 81

1994-03-12
Dilbert calculates their worth at retirement if they get no raises.
Benefits, inflation, retire, aluminum can, shopping cart, net worth, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 81

1994-03-13
Dogbert explains how to politely let somebody know they're babbling.
Personal, body language, babble, watch, smash, daily planner, polite, Heimlich Manoeuvre, Kevorkian Dodge, wristwatch, surrender, Heimlich Manoeuvre, Dilbert, Dogbert, Alice

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 82

1994-03-14
The Boss reorganises -- again -- to help floundering projects.
Management, project, strategy, reorganise, bold, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 83

1994-03-15
The Boss creates a new layer of management and hires an MBA for it.
Management, MBA, Harfurd, rabbit ears, Boss, Dilbert, Richard

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 83

1994-03-16
The Boss asks for a name for the reorganised department.
Management, reorganise, name, food service, procurement, chips and dips, engineer, ambition, unled, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 83

1994-03-17
The Boss has a whole new take on reorganisation that involves body parts.
Management, reorganisation, liver, transplant, body part diagram, anatomy, accounting, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 84

1994-03-18
Wally thinks reorganisations are excuses for getting rid of some employees.
Office Politics, organ donor, reorganise, downsize, shoulder, form, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 84

1994-03-19
The Boss announces a major reorganisation to Susan, building to real bad news.
Management, reorganisation, budget, fire, bad news, Boss, Susan

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 84

1994-03-20
Wally looks forward to retirement -- fixed income and health problems.
Professional, retire, fixed income, health, wrinkle, complain, pre-meeting, survive, productivity, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 85

1994-03-21
Dilbert asks Cheryl for lunch next week.
Dating, lunch, hungry, turn down, reject, Dilbert, Cheryl

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 86

1994-03-22
A woman turns down lunch with Dilbert because she's dead.
Dating, lunch, dead, spasm, stiff, hand truck, Dilbert, woman

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 86

1994-03-23
Dilbert asks Lisa out for dinner but she's washing her hair.
Dating, dinner, wash, hair, coffee, clean, Dilbert, Lisa

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 86

1994-03-24
Dogbert the prophet says the world will end in the year 2000.
Start of saga: Dogbert the prophet predicts the end of the world in the year 2000.
Y2K, doomsday, prophet, logic, world will end, round number, gullible, swami hat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 87

1994-03-25
Dogbert explains why the world will end in the year 2000 -- round numbers.
Y2K, world will end, round number, predict, mobile home, anxiety, swami hat, creator, universe, base ten, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 87

1994-03-26
Dogbert asks a moron for his money, to prepare for the year 2000.
Y2K, world will end, money, evil, bank, deductible, piggy bank, savings, swami hat, Dogbert, moron

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 87

1994-03-27
Dilbert gets performance anxiety at the automated teller machine.
Technology, ATM, bank, impatient, Mandarin Chinese, United Way, Visine, performance anxiety, glare, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 88

1994-03-28
Wally and Dilbert are jealous Zimbu designs commercial products so fast.
Start of saga: Zimbu has an advantage using the computer -- a tail.
Science, product, design, secret, mouse, tail, cut and paste, evolution, advantage, Wally, Dilbert, Zimbu

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 89

1994-03-29
The Boss is impressed Zimbu can design products with his tail.
Science, product, evolution, tail, mouse, design, disk drive, security software, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 89

1994-03-30
Dilbert says if tails were an advantage, then people would have them.
Science, tail, mouse, evolution, C programmer, squirrel, whiskers, buck teeth, Dilbert, Zimbu, Boss, Rocky

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 89

1994-03-31
Zimbu explains why tails are an advantage to use the mouse.
Science, tail, mouse, evolution, Darwin, species, extinct, Zimbu, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 90