St. Dogbert exorcises the demons of stupidity from a software developer.
Technology, stupid, demon, bishop hat, sceptre, command.com, Saint Dogbert, developer
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Saint Dogbert gets rid of the Boss's demons of stupidity.
Technology, demons of stupidity, command, be gone, suit, bishop hat, sceptre, Saint Dogbert, Boss
A clip-out image of Saint Dogbert.
Technology, demons of stupidity, clip, image, protect, out out, bishop hat, sceptre, scissors, Saint Dogbert
The Boss turns into a black hole.
Management, C, grade, computer language, black hole, gravity, idea, escape, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert gets a 3-D stereo and high definition television.
Technology, 3-D, stereo, sound, HDTV, television, life, video, surround sound speakers, close, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert figures out how to get a report to another person.
Technology, fax, modem, computer, software, upgrade, e-mail, copier, toner, printer, hold, telephone, Dilbert
The Boss gives out details on the casual dress policy.
Fashion, casual, dress code, guidelines, shorts, tank top, t-shirt, jeans, sneakers, sandals, morale, underwear, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss announces casual Fridays; Wally and Dilbert are terrified.
Empowerment, casual, Friday, fashion, scrutiny, paranimals, Sears, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss criticises the engineers' dress sense on casual day.
Fashion, casual, dress, engineer, taste, bell bottoms, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss asks for ideas to delight the customers.
Management, delight, customer, price, meeting, waste, money, fire, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Dogbert says he's so cute he could get away with murder.
Family, cute, nose, ear, tail, looks, murder, hit man, mob, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert creates a "Baby Dogbert" ceramic figurine.
Dogbert-Schemes, cute, profit, ceramic, Baby Dogbert, figurine, vomit, focus group, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert complains about being called insensitive.
Personal, joke, funny, insensitive, feeling, gender, race, lifestyle, body, Dilbert, Dogbert
Wally and Dilbert abuse a guy from marketing with fearsome technobabble.
Marketing, fear, technobabble, multiplexer, space, meeting, Wally, Dilbert, marketing guy
Dilbert doesn't want to spend his life trying to please others.
Philosophy, please, fool, crush, thought, threat, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss wants to set priorities. Carol has other plans.
Management, leader, priority, calendar, yahoo, appointment, Boss, Carol
Wally says it's better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.
Office Politics, forgiveness, permission, risk, moot, reorganisation, stupid, lunch, Ted, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss says it's his job to make resources available to employees.
Management, resource, job, money, project, calendar, unavailable, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert revels in his super workstation and feels a song coming on.
Technology, happiest people, monitor, RAM, gigabytes, hard disk, song, sing, Dilbert
Dilbert asks Marketing what they want in the new product.
Product, design, marketing, screen, wallet, purse, satellite, air freshener, teeth, screen saver, communication, disease, time travel, telepathic user interface, Boss, Dilbert, marketing guy
Layoffs are handled in a humane way, the Boss says as a victim gets shot with a tranquiliser dart.
Downsizing, layoff, humane, tranquilise, dart, unemployment office, tranquiliser gun, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, hunter
Wally distributes cards for "Buzzword Bingo."
Office Politics, buzzword, bingo, objectives, attentive, proactive, Wally, Boss, Dilbert, Alice
Nobody wants to bring anything to the potluck lunch.
Office Politics, potluck, lunch, ice, salt, beverage, mineral water, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert and Wally describe the Boss in glowing terms.
Management, glowing terms, flame, idiot, dynamite, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert complains the Boss has eliminated the technical training budget.
Corporate Services, training, hair, Dilbert, Boss
Wally and Dilbert provide predictions of disaster if their projects are cut.
Budget, project, locusts, world, spin, space, Wally, Dilbert, Susan
Dilbert gets a locator device -- a dog collar.
Management, collar, extension cord, leash, humiliate, conformance, efficiency, locator, restroom, monitor, track, gerbil, rationalise, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert is put in charge of the re-engineering project.
Management, re-engineer, bandwagon, support, Hell, Dilbert, Boss