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1994-01-01
Dogbert films Dilbert in a passionate embrace.
Personal, dating, embrace, kiss, video, camera, worry, camcorder, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-01-02
The Garbageman explains reality to Ratbert.
Science, reality, blank slate, time, illusion, perceive, experience, VCR, video, trashcan, motion, brain, Ratbert, Garbageman

1994-01-03
The Boss transfers Dave to Marketing but there's no budget for training.
Marketing, transfer, training, budget, slap, drink, temporary fix, Boss, Dave

1994-01-04
The Boss explains the new upside-down org-chart concept.
Inequity, organisation chart, pay, important, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1994-01-05
The Boss explains the company is flattening the organisation.
Management, organisation chart, flatten the organisation, promotion, raise, job title, Beverly, Boss, Wally

1994-01-06
The Boss's brain functions are portrayed.
Management, brain, cost-cutting, profit, sales, ink, pen, Boss

1994-01-07
The Boss reads out the announcement of Tim leaving the company.
Management, footnote, announcement, opportunity, regret, medication, reading between the lines, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

1994-01-08
The company trims travel budgets. A cannon is involved.
Corporate Services, travel, budget, crash helmet, briefcase, cannon, bus fare, meeting, man

1994-01-09
Dilbert tries to find a girlfriend using an engineering project approach.
Project, girlfriend, personal life, alternative, attractive, ratio, buying power, baboon, stupid, face transplant, engineer, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-01-10
The new employee tells the truth in a project update at a meeting.
Meeting, project, random, desperation, update, emotion, bug, Boss, employee, Wally

1994-01-11
A clique of young, funny and single people is forming in the department.
Office Politics, clique, youth, humour, single, drink, ski trip, romance, work, Dilbert, co-worker

1994-01-12
Dilbert bores a co-worker by explaining something already known.
Office Politics, explanation, conversation, nod, body language, Velcro, oxygen, brain, escape, Dilbert, Ted

1994-01-13
Dogbert asks Dilbert to invest in his "Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund."
Investment, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, compound interest, cow, milk, brochure, Dogbert, Dilbert

1994-01-14
Dogbert asks a hippie to invest in his reincarnation fund.
Investment, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, rich, van, music, soul, muscle, Dogbert, hippie

1994-01-15
Dogbert advises an investor with a low liquidity to stupidity ratio.
Dogbert-Schemes, liquidity, stupid, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, qualify, ratio, brain, Dogbert, investor

1994-01-16
Dilbert shows off his "stealth business suit" that cancels sounds, resists sticky notes and prevents phone calls and pages.
Technology, stealth business suit, sound dampers, yellow sticky note, telephone, pager, lead, Sunday, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-01-17
Dilbert asks for permission to keep a plastic plant in his cubicle.
Corporate Services, Cubicle Gestapo, plastic, plant, bug, smart, permission, Dilbert, cubicle cop

1994-01-18
Dilbert decides to put a plant in his cubicle anyway.
Personal, Cubicle Gestapo, plastic plant, rebel, antiperspirant, body odour, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-01-19
Dilbert synthesises some pheromones.
Science, synthesise, pheromone, irresistible, self-love, test tube, chemical, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-01-20
Dilbert wears some pheromones on a date.
Dating, pheromone, irresistible, flirt, attraction, restaurant, mace, bribe, wine, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1994-01-21
Dilbert's pheromone cologne fries women's brains.
Dating, pheromone, aerobics, Dilbert, woman

1994-01-22
Dogbert advises Dilbert opposites attract and he should find an opposite.
Dating, opposites, drawing-power, beautiful, stimulate, pose, Dilbert, Dogbert

1994-01-23
Dilbert dropped his cell phone in the john.
Technology, cell phone, pager, john, replace, writing tool, glasses, toilet, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert

1994-01-24
The Elbonian division won the bid to launch French satellites into orbit.
Technology, Elbonia, bid, launch, satellite, orbit, France, slingshot, expensive, Boss, Dilbert, Elbonian

1994-01-25
Dilbert takes charge of the satellite launching in Elbonia.
Technology, Elbonia, satellite, launch, France, slingshot, embassy, war, Dilbert, Elbonian

1994-01-26
Dilbert reports on the status of the Elbonian satellite launching program.
Technology, Elbonia, satellite, France, war, project, status, emphasise the positive, headcount, trend, Dilbert, Elbonian

1994-01-27
The French bomb Elbonia.
Politics, war, Elbonia, France, bomb, scare, sting, hat, nupe, Dilbert, Elbonian

1994-01-28
Elbonia's war with France is suddenly over.
Politics, war, Elbonia, France, bomb, GNP, scrap, champagne, snail, escargot, embassy, megaphone, Dilbert, Elbonian

1994-01-29
Ratbert gives himself as an example of happiness because he is clueless.
Family, clueless, naked, annoy, Dilbert, Ratbert

1994-01-30
Dilbert helps preserve spotted chipmunks.
Science, Spotted Chipmunk Preservation Society, tranquilise, tree, dart, newsletter, dead chipmunk joke, humour, tranquiliser gun, Dilbert, Dogbert, man

1994-01-31
Dogbert becomes Saint Dogbert to drive out demons of stupidity.
Start of saga: First appearance of Saint Dogbert.
Technology, patron saint, broken, stupid, paw, demons of stupidity, spiritual, bishop hat, sceptre, Saint Dogbert, Dilbert