Dogbert films Dilbert in a passionate embrace.
Personal, dating, embrace, kiss, video, camera, worry, camcorder, Dilbert, Dogbert
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The Garbageman explains reality to Ratbert.
Science, reality, blank slate, time, illusion, perceive, experience, VCR, video, trashcan, motion, brain, Ratbert, Garbageman
The Boss transfers Dave to Marketing but there's no budget for training.
Marketing, transfer, training, budget, slap, drink, temporary fix, Boss, Dave
The Boss explains the new upside-down org-chart concept.
Inequity, organisation chart, pay, important, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The Boss explains the company is flattening the organisation.
Management, organisation chart, flatten the organisation, promotion, raise, job title, Beverly, Boss, Wally
The Boss's brain functions are portrayed.
Management, brain, cost-cutting, profit, sales, ink, pen, Boss
The Boss reads out the announcement of Tim leaving the company.
Management, footnote, announcement, opportunity, regret, medication, reading between the lines, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally
The company trims travel budgets. A cannon is involved.
Corporate Services, travel, budget, crash helmet, briefcase, cannon, bus fare, meeting, man
Dilbert tries to find a girlfriend using an engineering project approach.
Project, girlfriend, personal life, alternative, attractive, ratio, buying power, baboon, stupid, face transplant, engineer, Dilbert, Dogbert
The new employee tells the truth in a project update at a meeting.
Meeting, project, random, desperation, update, emotion, bug, Boss, employee, Wally
A clique of young, funny and single people is forming in the department.
Office Politics, clique, youth, humour, single, drink, ski trip, romance, work, Dilbert, co-worker
Dilbert bores a co-worker by explaining something already known.
Office Politics, explanation, conversation, nod, body language, Velcro, oxygen, brain, escape, Dilbert, Ted
Dogbert asks Dilbert to invest in his "Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund."
Investment, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, compound interest, cow, milk, brochure, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert asks a hippie to invest in his reincarnation fund.
Investment, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, rich, van, music, soul, muscle, Dogbert, hippie
Dogbert advises an investor with a low liquidity to stupidity ratio.
Dogbert-Schemes, liquidity, stupid, Dogbert's Reincarnation Investment Fund, qualify, ratio, brain, Dogbert, investor
Dilbert shows off his "stealth business suit" that cancels sounds, resists sticky notes and prevents phone calls and pages.
Technology, stealth business suit, sound dampers, yellow sticky note, telephone, pager, lead, Sunday, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert asks for permission to keep a plastic plant in his cubicle.
Corporate Services, Cubicle Gestapo, plastic, plant, bug, smart, permission, Dilbert, cubicle cop
Dilbert decides to put a plant in his cubicle anyway.
Personal, Cubicle Gestapo, plastic plant, rebel, antiperspirant, body odour, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert synthesises some pheromones.
Science, synthesise, pheromone, irresistible, self-love, test tube, chemical, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wears some pheromones on a date.
Dating, pheromone, irresistible, flirt, attraction, restaurant, mace, bribe, wine, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dilbert's pheromone cologne fries women's brains.
Dating, pheromone, aerobics, Dilbert, woman
Dogbert advises Dilbert opposites attract and he should find an opposite.
Dating, opposites, drawing-power, beautiful, stimulate, pose, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert dropped his cell phone in the john.
Technology, cell phone, pager, john, replace, writing tool, glasses, toilet, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert
The Elbonian division won the bid to launch French satellites into orbit.
Technology, Elbonia, bid, launch, satellite, orbit, France, slingshot, expensive, Boss, Dilbert, Elbonian
Dilbert takes charge of the satellite launching in Elbonia.
Technology, Elbonia, satellite, launch, France, slingshot, embassy, war, Dilbert, Elbonian
Dilbert reports on the status of the Elbonian satellite launching program.
Technology, Elbonia, satellite, France, war, project, status, emphasise the positive, headcount, trend, Dilbert, Elbonian
The French bomb Elbonia.
Politics, war, Elbonia, France, bomb, scare, sting, hat, nupe, Dilbert, Elbonian
Elbonia's war with France is suddenly over.
Politics, war, Elbonia, France, bomb, GNP, scrap, champagne, snail, escargot, embassy, megaphone, Dilbert, Elbonian
Ratbert gives himself as an example of happiness because he is clueless.
Family, clueless, naked, annoy, Dilbert, Ratbert
Dilbert helps preserve spotted chipmunks.
Science, Spotted Chipmunk Preservation Society, tranquilise, tree, dart, newsletter, dead chipmunk joke, humour, tranquiliser gun, Dilbert, Dogbert, man
Dogbert becomes Saint Dogbert to drive out demons of stupidity.
Start of saga: First appearance of Saint Dogbert.
Technology, patron saint, broken, stupid, paw, demons of stupidity, spiritual, bishop hat, sceptre, Saint Dogbert, Dilbert