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1993-12-01
Dilbert takes Matt to a meeting.
Meeting, mentor, meeting, talk, assignment, Dilbert, Matt

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 38

1993-12-02
Dilbert shows Matt his computer.
Technology, mentor, technical training, mouse, inconvenient, Dilbert, Matt

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 39

1993-12-03
Dogbert wins the bid for the new corporate fitness program.
Dogbert-Schemes, bid, corporate fitness program, aerobics, laugh, engineer, Boss, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 39

1993-12-04
The engineers do aerobics.
Dogbert-Schemes, corporate fitness program, aerobics, skeptic, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 39

1993-12-05
Wally wants Dilbert to take over his project while he's on vacation in Aruba.
Project, vacation, Aruba, deliverable, waiter, career, coincidence, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 40

1993-12-06
Dilbert needs a replacement chair because his is broken. The warehouse only has manager chairs.
Office Politics, chair, warehouse, manager, promotion, armrest, Dilbert, warehouse clerk

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 41

1993-12-07
Dilbert wants to use empowerment to get a chair above his station.
Empowerment, chair, authority, warehouse, engineer, cubicle, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 41

1993-12-08
Dilbert takes a chair from another cubicle because his is broken.
Professional, chair, steal, heck, elevator, walkie-talkie, Dilbert, Phil

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 41

1993-12-09
Phil, prince of insufficient light, sentences Dilbert for stealing a chair.
Personal, chair, steal, heck, demon, troll, accountant, summon, Dilbert, Phil, Ed

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 42

1993-12-10
Dilbert is sentenced by Phil to lunch in Accounting for stealing a chair.
Accounting, chair, penalty, lunch, Dilbert, Phil, accountant

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 42

1993-12-11
Ratbert writes a short story for people with little patience.
Family, author, short story, patience, sequel, blah, pillow, commercial success, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 42

1993-12-12
Dogbert shows how to deal with personality defects.
Office Politics, personality defect, laugh, nervous, zombie, chatter, boring, seal, cubicle, Dogbert, Todd, Allen, Virginia, Matt, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 43

1993-12-13
Stan lies openly to a customer about tech specs, Dilbert can't counter him.
Marketing, Star Trek, RAM, beam me up, Spock, tachyon field emissions, Dilbert, Stan, customer

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 44

1993-12-14
Stan defends himself when Dilbert says he lied to the customer.
Marketing, karate, promise, engineer, deliver, class, Dilbert, Stan

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 44

1993-12-15
Dilbert fits a change of clothes into a Pringles can.
Start of saga: Clothes in a can.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, fabric, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 44

1993-12-16
Dilbert finds a name for his tubular luggage.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, Dorkage, tubular luggage, target market, invention, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 45

1993-12-17
Dilbert's clothes are wrinkled from being in a can.
Fashion, clothes, Pringles, wrinkle, tubular luggage, reject, Dilbert, woman

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 45

1993-12-18
Ratbert pastes pictures of himself into Dilbert's photo album.
Family, photo, album, baby, ugly, bad, mother, Ratbert, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 45

1993-12-19
Dilbert invents a time machine and wants to use it for garbage disposal.
Science, trash, garbage, time machine, explore, recycle, decompose, tool, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 46

1993-12-20
Dogbert presents a list of Christmas demands to Dilbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, Christmas, demand, hostage, life support, Santa, list, instruction, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 47

1993-12-21
Dogbert gives Ratbert a list of Christmas demands. All items can be shoplifted.
Dogbert-Schemes, Christmas, demand, shoplift, valet, pencil, steal, list, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 47

1993-12-22
At Christmas, it's better to give than receive, Dogbert tells Bob.
Family, Christmas, better to give than receive, income, wedgie, season, coin, Dogbert, Bob

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 47

1993-12-23
Dogbert is worried he doesn't have enough Christmas gifts.
Family, Christmas, present, gift, run away, psychology, dead, snow bank, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 48

1993-12-24
Dogbert pressures Dilbert to do more Christmas shopping.
Family, Christmas, present, gift, shop, guilt, doubt, hype, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 48

1993-12-25
It's Christmas day. Dilbert, Dogbert and Ratbert exchange gifts. Dilbert welcomes Ratbert to the family.
Family, Christmas, present, guilt, welcome, allowance, bathrobe, tree, gift, Dilbert, Ratbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 48

1993-12-26
Dilbert's date can't stop talking about her old boyfriend.
Dating, restaurant, old boyfriend, coma, funny, handsome, luck, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Jack

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 49

1993-12-27
Dogbert wants a world map for his war room.
Start of saga: Dogbert plans world conquest.
Dogbert-Schemes, map, store, retail, war room, ambassador, France, air sick, diplomatic immunity, Dogbert, map store clerk

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 50

1993-12-28
Dogbert plans his world conquest.
Dogbert-Schemes, war room, conquest, sneeze, brain cell, election day, map, part ticket, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 50

1993-12-29
Dogbert says he'll name a city after Ratbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquest, Pittsburgh, Yoo Hoo, city, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 50

1993-12-30
Dogbert calculates which world takeover scheme would cause the least losses.
Dogbert-Schemes, army, religion, lawyer, conquer, spreadsheet, student, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 51

1993-12-31
Dogbert gets people to sign a petition to be world leader.
Dogbert-Schemes, petition, hunger, conquest, law, boilerplate, establishment, monarchy, Dogbert, man

Book: Fugitive from the Cubicle Police, page: 51