A doctor evaluates his options about Dilbert suffering from the flu.
Health, ethics, flu, market value, organ, transplant, malpractice, blood, wax, Jeep, stethoscope, fabric, Dilbert, doctor
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The Bioworld volunteers think nobody values their lives because they're ex-car salespeople.
Science, bioworld, ecology, glass dome, philosophy, value, cell phone, oxygen, food, volunteer, philosophy, logic, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert
The Bioworld volunteers plead with Dogbert to end the experiment.
Science, bioworld, ecology, glass dome, experiment, food, air, sadism, Saturn, volunteer, Dogbert
Ratbert is no longer concerned with pollution because he knows rats will outlive humans.
Start of saga: Rats will outlive humans.
Science, environment, ecology, pollution, air, hardy, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert comments he is more likely to survive environmental disaster.
Family, disaster, rat, survive, ozone, pollution, Dilbert, Ratbert
Ratbert decides to conserve the human race.
Science, environment, disaster, pollution, conservation, pickle, Ratbert, Dilbert
Dilbert dislikes the television show he's watching.
Pun, television, trash, eschew, breath, own world, remote control, Dilbert, Dogbert
The engineers panic when an attractive woman is hired.
Dating, attractive woman syndrome, AWS, metabolism, social skill, turtle, mask, correction fluid, Boss, Dilbert, Liz, Dogbert
The Boss needs to cut staff but he doesn't know who to cut.
Start of saga: Downsizing contest between Dilbert and Zimbu.
Downsizing, staff cut, professional, career, valuable, monkey, pride, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu
The Boss wants to keep the engineer who projects the most professional image.
Downsizing, staff cut, professional, image, stupid, lay off, rabbit ears, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu
The contest to see who gets downsized begins. The first event is the staple chase.
Downsizing, contest, staple chase, layoff, stapler, shoot, pun, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu
The contest for the position continues with the second event: fun in a barrel.
Downsizing, contest, layoff, gullible, fun, barrel of monkeys, humour, creative, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu
Dilbert wins the contest against Zimbu and so keeps his job.
Downsizing, contest, layoff, management, fast track, banana, flea, victory jig, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu
The Boss says there are no stupid questions. He's wrong.
Management, plan, question, stupid, international date line, answer, present, Boss, man, Dilbert, Alice
Ted doesn't understand from the Boss's lingo he's being downsized.
Downsizing, right sizing, management adjusted, manager attrition, raise, flamethrower, feedback, positive, fast track, Boss, Ted, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss tries to interpret a sound made by a senior VP.
Management, senior VP, priority, vision, commitment, context, burrito, signal, demonstrate, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted
Dogbert presents himself as a psychic consultant.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, psychic, read minds, puce, primary colour, swami hat, telepathy, Dogbert, Boss
The Boss asks Dogbert to read his boss's mind.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, psychic, calendar, read minds, idiot, swami hat, telepathy, fire, Boss, Dogbert
Dogbert reads the employee's minds to find clues to improve morale.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, psychic, morale, Star Trek, romance, ski trip, key chain, logo, swami hat, telepathy, Boss, Dogbert
Dogbert the psychic senses death from Wally's cubicle.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, psychic, dead, smell, Heaven, swami hat, telepathy, Boss, Dogbert, Wally
Dilbert gives Albert a shoulder massage.
Office Politics, male bonding, shoulder massage, team player, Vulcan death grip, Dilbert, Albert
Dilbert says humans are superior because they can kill any other animal.
Science, human, superior, chipmunk, conclusion, kill, argue, slaughter, Dilbert, Dogbert, chipmunk
The Boss sends Dilbert to Elbonia to teach them quality.
Start of saga: Dilbert teaches quality management in Elbonia.
Management, Elbonia, quality, plant, English, hate, experience, Boss, Dilbert
Ratbert accompanies Dilbert to Elbonia as a bodyguard.
Family, Elbonia, trip, bodyguard, mud, voice, suitcase, Dilbert, Ratbert, Elbonian
Dilbert explains what the word "quality" means.
Training, Elbonia, quality, good, money, consultant, Dilbert, Elbonian, Ratbert
Dilbert says the first step in total quality is identifying the problem areas.
Training, Elbonia, quality, problem area, metric, mitten, stuck, breathe, total quality, Dilbert, Yorgi, Elbonian, Ratbert
Dilbert traces the root cause of Elbonia: they're a nation of imbeciles.
Training, Elbonia, quality, root cause, fishbone diagram, imbecile, club, dead fish, hat, easel, Dilbert, Elbonian, Ratbert
Manufacturing defects are down fifty percent because of Dilbert's quality management training.
Training, Elbonia, quality, manufacturing defect, production, suitcase, escape, Dilbert, Yorgi, Elbonian, Ratbert
The Boss announces Open Door Day for better communications once a month.
Management, communication, open door, whine, morale, profit, stock options, concern, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally
The Boss has a stupid assignment for the first person to make eye contact.
Management, assignment, question, eye contact, mirror, stupid, Boss, Dilbert, Ted, Alice, Wally
Dogbert wonders at how much tax people pay.
Dogbert-Schemes, tax, government, vote, constitution, levy, Dogbert, Dilbert