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1993-07-01
Dilbert wants a raise since his patent will earn fifty million dollars for the company.
Management, patent, earn, raise, profit, budget, recognition, excuse, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 92

1993-07-02
Dilbert wants to know if his illustration for his presentation is clear.
Presentation, illustration, Elvis, credenza, lightning, video teleconference, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 92

1993-07-03
Dilbert gets a bad reaction to his artwork at a presentation.
Meeting, artwork, presentation, projector, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 92

1993-07-04
Dilbert feels sad and Ratbert wants to cheer him up.
Family, sad, hug, clean, shoe, relationship, depressed, frown, smile, Dilbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 93

1993-07-05
While brainstorming, Alice imagines herself away from the rest of the group.
Meeting, brainstorm, imagine, clueless, insult, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 94

1993-07-06
Dilbert discovers fruits and vegetables that stimulate happiness.
Start of saga: Happiness from fruits and vegetables.
Science, brain, chemical, happiness, ban, government, fruit, vegetable, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 94

1993-07-07
Government agents come to confiscate Dilbert's happiness drug.
Science, happiness, drug, fruit, vegetable, government, confiscate, nutrition, pistol, outlaw, gun, sunglasses, Dilbert, government man

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 94

1993-07-08
Dilbert erases his formula for making a happiness drug out of fruits and vegetables.
Science, happiness, drug, erase, pursue, wedgie, jail, pistol, gun, sunglasses, discomfort, proactive, fulfilled, government man, Dilbert, Bob

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 95

1993-07-09
Dogbert makes collectible commemorative plates with acorns on them.
Dogbert-Schemes, commemorative plate, collectible, acorn, mystery, horde, moron, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 95

1993-07-10
Dogbert introduces a new series of commemorative plates -- a French guy with a hat.
Dogbert-Schemes, commemorative plate, collectible, acorn, French guy with a hat, missing, pillow, Russian, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 95

1993-07-11
Dilbert wonders why he's so unlucky in love. Maybe it's because he's so knowledgeable in science. Dogbert has a simpler explanation.
Philosophy, dating, science, intimidation, self-esteem, ego, Occam's Razor, simple, idiot, unattractive, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 96

1993-07-12
Dogbert writes a health book with obvious advice.
Dogbert-Schemes, health-book, joggerobic, carpet, ignorance, formula, food, sleep, exercise, jog, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 97

1993-07-13
Dogbert is in a commercial for his joggerobic carpet patch.
Dogbert-Schemes, television, advertisement, fad, diet, exercise, joggerobic, book, athlete, jog, mail order, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 97

1993-07-14
Dogbert branches out into other products because of his successful joggerobic carpet patch.
Dogbert-Schemes, joggerobic, carpet, expand, product research, carpet club for men, cash, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 97

1993-07-15
Ratbert invents "Carpet Patch Kids" for a new product.
Dogbert-Schemes, product, direction, carpet patch kids, unique, name, personal attack, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 98

1993-07-16
The newest fad is for employees to evaluate the Boss's performance.
Management, fad, policy, appraisal, performance review, retribution, subordinate, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 98

1993-07-17
Ratbert worries he isn't reaching his full potential as a rat.
Family, bubonic plague, potential, population, Europe, temperature, glory days, sick, illness, Dilbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 98

1993-07-18
Dilbert gets a perfect attendance award.
Health, award, attendance, children, meeting, germ, stress, gloat, immune system, sick, health, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 99

1993-07-19
The Boss sucks the life out of an employee turning him into a damp rag.
Start of saga: Employees turn into damp rags.
Management, project, money, support, status report, damp rag, budget, life force, empower, brunch, Boss, co-worker, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 100

1993-07-20
Dogbert offers to help the damp rags -- for a fee.
Dogbert-Schemes, class action suit, damp rag, life force, fee, BMW, spineless, Dogbert, damp rag

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 100

1993-07-21
Dogbert confronts the Boss about turning employees into damp rags.
Dogbert-Schemes, class action suit, damp rag, car wash, blow nose, law firm, accounting, Dogbert, Boss

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 100

1993-07-22
A lawyer tries to intimidate Dogbert for bringing a lawsuit.
Law, class action suit, intimidation, case, Dogbert, lawyer

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 101

1993-07-23
Dogbert calls the defendant's lawyer in his suit.
Law, court, trial, class action suit, lingerie, defendant, witness, gavel, Dogbert, lawyer, judge

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 101

1993-07-24
Dogbert sums up his argument and tries to bribe the jury.
Law, court, trial, class action suit, bribe, kickback, reasonable doubt, jury, self-addressed stamped envelope, SASE, gavel, Dogbert, judge

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 101

1993-07-25
The engineers ask their president some questions and get surprisingly honest answers.
Management, president, minority, fear, making babies, salary, profit, training, honesty, question, talent, fired, Boss, Mr. Goodenrich, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 102

1993-07-26
The jury awards Dogbert fifty million dollars in the damp rag lawsuit.
Law, court, trial, class action suit, verdict, Maytag dryer, gavel, glasses, best dressed, jury, jury foreman, judge

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 103

1993-07-27
Dogbert gloats about his fifty million dollar lawsuit win.
Family, trial, middle class, buy and sell, calculator, Dogbert, Dilbert, flunky

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 103

1993-07-28
Dilbert proposes a biodome experiment to Dogbert.
Start of saga: Biodome experiment.
Science, bioworld, glass dome, ecology, volunteer, engineer, picture, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 103

1993-07-29
The design for Bioworld is complete, and Dogbert has selected the volunteers.
Science, bioworld, glass dome, ecology, volunteer, car salesman, coincidence, design, satellite dish, antenna, model, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 104

1993-07-30
The dome is sealed in the Bioworld experiment for two years.
Science, bioworld, ecology, glass dome, plant, delivery, survival, dome, resource, seal, Dilbert, Dogbert, volunteer, delivery man

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 104

1993-07-31
The Biodome experiment is off to a bad start with no plants in the dome.
Science, bioworld, ecology, glass dome, plant, oxygen, journal, laptop computer, diary, sign, emotion, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 104