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1993-05-01
Dilbert bores a woman to death.
Office Politics, optical disk, file server, boring, death, Dilbert, woman, police officer

1993-05-02
Dilbert goes bungee jumping.
Retail, bungee jump, danger, law, weight, manly, expose, Dilbert, clerk

1993-05-03
Dilbert goes to a sensory deprivation chamber.
Professional, sensory deprivation chamber, stimulation, pay, mental, physical, Dilbert

1993-05-04
The Boss says they must embrace change. The engineers suspect the stench of a dead woodchuck.
Management, fad, change, newsletter, woodchuck, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Ted

1993-05-05
Dilbert tries to get service from a clerk who is pretending to be a mannequin.
Start of saga: Clothes shopping.
Fashion, mannequin, name tag, employees only, hide, retail, Dilbert, clerk

1993-05-06
A clerk won't help Dilbert.
Fashion, service, wage, public, exact change, retail, Dilbert, clerk

1993-05-07
Dilbert asks if a clothing store stocks clothes that actually fit people.
Fashion, waist, pants, retail, merchandise, shop, stock, Dilbert, clothing clerk

1993-05-08
Dilbert, having found the pants he wants to buy, tries to pay for them.
Fashion, cash register, credit card, steal, dead, chalk outline, pants, strangle, murder, Dilbert, clerk

1993-05-09
The Boss latches on to an obscure engineering fact and rubs it in.
Technology, microfleem, subradiante, curious, engineer, pain, hide, Boss, Dilbert

1993-05-10
The Boss asks Dilbert to help with the budget.
Budget, help, brand, spit, shun, guard, engineer, raincoat, Boss, Dilbert

1993-05-11
Dilbert learns the origins of the company's budgeting system.
Budget, system, monk, cask, idea, Susan, Dilbert

1993-05-12
Dilbert is shunned by the other engineers because he's working on the budget.
Budget, shun, hypothetical, electricity, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Ted

1993-05-13
A co-worker makes fun of Dilbert working on the budget.
Budget, ridicule, exciting, job, delete, revenge, Dilbert, co-worker

1993-05-14
Ratbert wonders about his existence -- maybe he's a potato.
Philosophy, Rene Descartes, I think, therefore I am, potato, yam, pillow, Ratbert, Dogbert

1993-05-15
An illiterate athlete tells his life story to Dogbert.
Society, illiterate, sports, motivational speaker, athlete, park bench, contract, drugs, Dogbert, motivational-speaker

1993-05-16
Dilbert donated money to charity.
Society, charity, donation, guilt, moral, hobby, computer, starve, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-05-17
Dilbert goes on a blind date with a two-headed telepath.
Start of saga: Two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, flowers, Siamese twins, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna

1993-05-18
Dilbert tries not to think of anything naughty on his date with a two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, naughty, thought, Siamese twins, restaurant, wine, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna

1993-05-19
Dilbert's strange thoughts are perceived by his two-headed-telepath date.
Dating, telepath, strange thought, two-headed telepath, Siamese twins, restaurant, wine, tablecloth, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna

1993-05-20
Dilbert can't get a good night kiss from the two-headed telepath.
Dating, blind date, two-headed telepath, kiss, handshake, filibuster, Siamese twins, Dilbert, Debbie / Donna

1993-05-21
The company heads hatch a plan to get rid of employees with a trick package.
Downsizing, retirement plan, math, cosine, calculate, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, manager

1993-05-22
The Boss wants to add a confusing sentence to Dilbert's report.
Management, report, dead-end technology, micro-robotics, win-win, secret, opposite, confuse, senseless, waste, Boss, Dilbert

1993-05-23
Dilbert complains about the penalties at the Bank of Ethel.
Retail, Bank of Ethel, credit card, chequing account, penalty, customer service, moral, trap, Dilbert, Ethel

1993-05-24
The Boss catches Wally napping.
Start of saga: Wally constantly daydreams about women.
Productivity, sleep, brainstorm, nurse, industrialist, dream, accounting, Boss, Wally

1993-05-25
Wally constantly daydreams about women and wants to stop.
Productivity, daydream, fantasy, productivity, accounting, engineer, marketing, Wally, Ted, Dilbert

1993-05-26
The Boss complains the men spend their time daydreaming of women.
Productivity, daydream, women, Dilbert, Wally, Ted, Boss

1993-05-27
A woman shows the Boss her "Defantalator," to stop men from daydreaming about women.
Productivity, defantalator, fantasy, daydream, gizmo, invention, think, makeup, hair, woman, Boss

1993-05-28
A woman "fixes" a man who daydreams about attractive women.
Productivity, daydream, women, defantalator, figure skating, co-worker

1993-05-29
A Mom complains to Dogbert the educational system is a failure.
Society, education, janitor, scientist, engineer, economy, maid, Dogbert, woman, kid

1993-05-30
Dilbert and Dogbert debate which part of the brain contains free will.
Science, brain, free will, chemistry, physics, blame, Dilbert, Dogbert

1993-05-31
Dogbert warns Noriko the future will be a treadmill of classes and work.
Start of saga: Noriko is concerned for the planet.
Society, education, television, school, job, explain, Dogbert, Noriko