Dilbert complains to Dogbert about his satellite broadcast of a hypnotic message.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, broadcast, satellite, poster, amusing, bra, camera, hijack, chant, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert
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Wally says Dogbert's takeover of the world may have benefits.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, war, economy, poster, bra, coincidence, D-cup, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert retires as King and master of the Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, king, pillow, camera, satellite dish, antenna, poster, radio, Dogbert, everyone-on-Earth
Dilbert tries to buy some cheap parts at an electronics supply store.
Retail, technology, Electron Hut, P-Connect adaptor post, stock, cheap, Dilbert, clerk
Ratbert explains his treatment by Dilbert having a bad experience with a rat.
Family, experience, prejudice, insult, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert tries hiding from Dilbert because absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Family, absence, heart, fond, waste basket, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert is concerned they might be a dysfunctional family.
Family, dysfunctional, family member, crime, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert
Ratbert threatens turning to crime or turning into a certified public accountant.
Family, love, crime, certified public accountant, support, Ratbert, Dilbert
Dilbert is nervous about his upcoming speech to engineers.
Professional, presentation, society, engineer, speech, naked, vision, ear, necktie, Dilbert, Dogbert
Matter becomes denser as it gets closer to the speed of light.
Pun, speed of light, dense, gym teacher, high school, book, cover-up, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert studies engineers in their native habitat.
Professional, study, native, dominant, male, female, mate, groom, engineers in the mist, vegetation, self-conscious, envelope, backpack, knapsack, Dogbert, Wally
Wally has too much testosterone -- that's why he's bald.
Start of saga: Testosterone spews from Wally.
Science, bald, testosterone, pore, attitude, hair, aggressive, Wally, Ted, Dilbert
Wally thinks women will desire him because of his excess testosterone.
Science, bald, testosterone, hair, attitude, desire, aggressive, Wally, Wally's date
Wally is popular since he has extra testosterone.
Science, bald, testosterone, hair, attitude, popular, truck, rifle, pigeon, hunt, Dilbert, Wally
Wally had his pickup truck jacked up. Wally's license plate is "W-1."
Science, bald, testosterone, truck, jacked up, tailgate, Dilbert, Wally
Wally's testosterone flow dries up.
Science, bald, testosterone, attractive, shallow, Dilbert, Wally, Wally's date
People who don't vote shouldn't complain, Dilbert says.
Politics, vote, complain, bumper sticker, logic, raise, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert's date is a serial yakker.
Dating, restaurant, yak, serial, bore, coma, play dead, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, waiter
Dilbert will go to a local school to tell the kids about a career in engineering.
Professional, school, role model, career, engineer, assignment, children, future, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert tells school kids about a career in engineering.
Professional, school, career, memo, scapegoat, vacation, engineer, technical, Dilbert, teacher
Dilbert talks to a school class about the Engineering career option.
Professional, career, cubicle, EMF, engineer, Dilbert, kid
Ninety percent of all people in engineering are male so dating opportunities for females are good.
Professional, school, career, social life, video game, dating, engineer, bonanza, Dilbert, kid
The goal of engineers is to avoid catastrophe, Dilbert tells the kids.
Professional, school, career, retire, blame, catastrophe, consultant, marketing, doughnut, Dilbert, teacher
Dilbert is ecstatic at a new gizmo to attach to his computer.
Technology, technophilia, computer, church, Dilbert, Dogbert
Statistics say office productivity dropped when computers came in.
Productivity, technology, statistics, software, program, computer model, scapegoat, employee, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert tries to find a project that's big, but not important.
Empowerment, justify existence, attention, staff cut, important, empower, quiet, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert has eliminated "work" by buying $25,000 of computer stuff.
Engineer, technophilia, computer, example, tedious, process, Dilbert, Boss
Television news focuses on death and injury.
Society, news, television, death, injury, pedestrian, van, bad news, tragedy, weather, sports, news reader
Dogbert creates a television network that reports only good news.
Dogbert-Schemes, news, television, network, drug, person of the week, happy, millionaire, brain, crime, Dogbert
Dogbert has a news show with good news, in contrast to the usual one.
Dogbert-Schemes, good-news-show, job, owl, forest, asteroid, Earth, miniseries, science, remote control, television, Dogbert, news reader