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1993-03-01
A writer of a 15 year-old memo still brags about it.
Office Politics, famous, memo, typo, performance review, resting on laurels, Tim Zumph, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 40

1993-03-02
The Boss announces raises are now dependent on evaluations by co-workers.
Management, raise, evaluation, budget, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 40

1993-03-03
Employees are no longer the valuable asset, the Boss says.
Management, employees are our most valuable asset, money, carbon paper, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 40

1993-03-04
A newly engaged woman shows off a cheap diamond ring.
Office Politics, engagement, diamond ring, shopping channel, list price, good save, woman, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 41

1993-03-05
Dilbert tells Linda she looks pudgy in that dress.
Personal, dress, pudgy, martial arts, criticism, constructive, Dilbert, Linda, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 41

1993-03-06
Dilbert complains about celebrity photographers and how much easier it would be if photos were retouched.
Society, photograph, paparazzi, celebrity, Cindy Crawford, kiss, scan, retouch, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 41

1993-03-07
People introduce themselves at a meeting. Dilbert panics.
Office Politics, meeting, introduction, district, wit, Norway, pay, pressure, Dilbert, Boss, co-worker, Dogbert, Alice, Wally

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 42

1993-03-08
Dogbert taunts Dilbert when his new computer goes out-of-date.
Start of saga: Dilbert's new computer is obsolete.
Technology, museum, computer chip, out of date, state of the art, leading edge, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 43

1993-03-09
Dilbert's new computer is already obsolete.
Technology, obsolete, technology curve, look down, engineer, Dilbert, Wally, Ted

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 43

1993-03-10
Dilbert gets pitch for fingernail computers that know where your fingers are.
Technology, fingernail-computer, laptop, outdated, obsolete, keyboard, Dilbert, sales rep

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 43

1993-03-11
Dogbert becomes a professional insulter.
Dogbert-Schemes, professional insulter, ugly, disguise, garbage day, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 44

1993-03-12
Dogbert delivers an insult-o-gram from a woman to her ex-husband.
Dogbert-Schemes, insult-o-gram, wife, satellite, photograph, cloudy, tip, Dogbert, man

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 44

1993-03-13
Dilbert tells his date he just wants to be friends.
Dating, romance, friend, reverse psychology, porpoise, restaurant, wine, mammal, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 44

1993-03-14
When Dilbert asks a woman on a date, she says he must pass the challenge of fear.
Dating, challenge of fear, test, slam, weasel, elevator, abuse, staple, manliness, bulletin board, Dilbert, woman

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 45

1993-03-15
A budget analyst asks Dilbert to calculate the impact of replacing the engineers with plants.
Budget, emergency, exercise, plant, replace, rent, Dilbert, budget analyst

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 46

1993-03-16
A budget analyst summarises 600 projects into three bullet points.
Budget, presentation, summary, impact, project, oxygen, Jell-O, competition, budget analyst, Boss

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 46

1993-03-17
Ratbert believes he is evolving into a flying rat.
Family, evolution, fly, advantage, wing, happy, bat, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 46

1993-03-18
Ratbert wants to fly without waiting to evolve wings.
Science, evolution, Wright brothers, fly, airplane, flap, Dilbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 47

1993-03-19
Bob says it's possible to fly if Ratbert flaps his arms hard enough.
Science, fly, impossible, arm, flap, embarrassment, Ratbert, Bob

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 47

1993-03-20
Dilbert "helps" a cashier by paying a sum that makes change "easy."
Engineer, change, arithmetic, cash register, Dilbert, cashier

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 47

1993-03-21
Dogbert says, beyond all reason, crabby people get what they want.
Dogbert-Schemes, crabby, demand, reward, punish, power, dance, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 48

1993-03-22
The Boss can't promote Dilbert to Engineering prima donna without disorders.
Engineer, prima donna, mumble, disdain, personality, disorder, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 49

1993-03-23
Dilbert wants to be promoted to "technical prima donna."
Start of saga: Technical prima donna.
Technology, prima donna, promote, Dustin Hoffman, Sean Penn, paparazzi, personality disorder, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 49

1993-03-24
Dilbert practises ignoring others as part of training to be technical prima donna.
Technology, prima donna, promotion, disdain, ignore, dummy, question, practise, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 49

1993-03-25
Dilbert tells the Boss he deserves to be technical prima donna.
Technology, prima donna, promotion, emotionally unstable, dangerous, fire extinguisher, foam, technical knowledge, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 50

1993-03-26
The Boss wants all employees to fill out a confusing form.
Management, form, obfuscation, confusion, trick, quit, sign, rescind, decline, reverse, incline, discontinue, employment, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 50

1993-03-27
Dogbert learns hypnosis.
Start of saga: Dogbert takes over the world by hypnosis.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, book, remember, sandblast, cracker, conquest, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 50

1993-03-28
Rumours are flying aliens from the planet Zorb will take over the company.
Office Politics, management, rumour, alien, Zorb, lizard, corn dog, touchy-feely, team player, Dilbert, Boss, Wally

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 51

1993-03-29
Dogbert wants a device to take over the satellite broadcasts.
Dogbert-Schemes, technology, satellite, hijack, pirate, broadcast, gizmo, illegal, fishing lure, satellite dish, antenna, Dogbert, clerk

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 52

1993-03-30
After Dogbert hypnotises people, Bob will whack everyone else with his tail.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, conquer, television, accountant, tail, whack, callous, sensitive skin, Dogbert, Bob

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 52

1993-03-31
Dogbert broadcasts his hypnotic message to take over the world.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, broadcast, satellite, poster, chant, king, camera, satellite dish, antenna, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 52