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1993-01-01
Dilbert calculates a new theory about the origin of the universe.
Science, theory, origin of the universe, big bang, practical application, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 14

1993-01-02
Dilbert explains to Ratbert how all matter in the universe could collapse and fit in a thimble.
Science, matter, space, thimble, flaw in theory, logic, Dilbert, Ratbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 14

1993-01-03
Dilbert goes to free therapy from psychology students.
Personal, therapy, free, psychology, student, self-esteem, ugly, beer, handsome, mother, Dilbert, psychology student, receptionist

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 15

1993-01-04
Everyone wears a device to deliver electric shocks; the Boss's new management method.
Start of saga: Belt-o-Authority, a headband to deliver electric shocks.
Management, belt-o-authority, shock, headband, electric, performance, theory, pain, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 16

1993-01-05
The Boss enjoys shocking people as a management technique.
Management, shock, electric, headband, subjective, memo, empowerment, quality, Boss

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 16

1993-01-06
Dilbert redirects his electric shocks to Wally.
Management, shock, electric, headband, rewire, pain, rewire, humour, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert, Wally

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 16

1993-01-07
Dogbert wants to open a school for technology imbeciles.
Start of saga: School for technology imbeciles.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School for Technology Imbeciles, training, technology, imbecile, VCR, ATM, bank, microwave, CD, Dogbert, kid

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 17

1993-01-08
Dogbert welcomes students to his school for technology imbeciles.
Dogbert-Schemes, training, technology, imbecile, intelligence, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 17

1993-01-09
Dogbert asks the technology imbeciles what they can do with a microwave. The students insert a video tape.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School for Technology Imbeciles, training, technology, imbecile, microwave, video, beta, oven, tape, timer, smoke, Dogbert, student

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 17

1993-01-10
Dilbert compiles the top 100 list of things that bothers him. Dogbert takes advantage.
Family, quality of life, behaviour, countdown, toenail, soup, catalogue, prioritise, bonanza, countdown, amuse, clip, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 18

1993-01-11
Dilbert joins a group that uses acronyms for everything.
Note: The asterisk says "Big Furry Deal."
Technology, acronym, society, unwashed masses, engineer, initials, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 19

1993-01-12
Dilbert and an engineer talk in acronyms.
Technology, acronym, IBM, 586, RAM, SPARC, LAN, artificial intelligence, BISDN, AVR, Dilbert, engineer

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 19

1993-01-13
Dogbert writes an instruction book for newborn babies.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, author, baby, instruction, expert, cheese steak, Dilbert, Dogbert, parent

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 19

1993-01-14
Dogbert writes about television in his instruction book for newborn babies.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, baby, instruction, Great Book, TV listing, television, remote control, TV Guide, Dogbert, parent

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 20

1993-01-15
Ratbert clings to Dilbert's leg.
Family, hug, accept, sneak, Old Spice, Ratbert, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 20

1993-01-16
The Boss tries Management by Walking Around.
Management, MBWA, management by walking around, park, improve, Boss

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 20

1993-01-17
Dilbert gets sucked into cyberspace without his pants. Scott publishes his e-mail address: "scottadams@aol.com".
Note: Scott Adams' Internet e-mail address is announced.
Technology, Scott Adams' e-mail address, cyberspace, pants, Calvin and Hobbes, fantasy, Internet, nerd, scottadams@aol.com, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 21

1993-01-18
Dilbert decides to stay home from work because he's ill.
Health, ill, sorry, tea, waffle, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 22

1993-01-19
The Boss removes all ink from the office to save the squid.
Corporate Services, ink, squid, glue, cow, Dilbert, Boss, Alice

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 22

1993-01-20
The Boss calls a meeting to discuss paper recycling -- including the agenda.
Corporate Services, paper, recycle, drawback, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Alice

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 22

1993-01-21
The Boss says whales are useless and it wouldn't affect him if they were extinct.
Science, whale, extinct, service, fat, mammal, rescue, environment, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 23

1993-01-22
Dogbert interprets romantic language.
Dating, romance, interpreter, boring, translate, male, female, bond, restaurant, wine, business card, Dogbert, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 23

1993-01-23
Dogbert interprets what Dilbert says on his date.
Dating, romance, interpreter, translate, emotion, compassion, logic, solve, emotion, problem, reason, wisdom, compassion, fake, restaurant, wine, Dogbert, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 23

1993-01-24
Dilbert chokes at a meeting.
Professional, meeting, technology, feasible, scoff, choke, credibility, laugh, snort, breath, spittle, headcount, engineer, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 24

1993-01-25
Ted makes funny faces and tells a long story at a meeting.
Meeting, ramble, story, funny face, Ted, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 25

1993-01-26
Dogbert doesn't want to fetch a Frisbee.
Family, Frisbee, skeet, cat, pet, fetch, shotgun, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 25

1993-01-27
Tim is working on a secret project and doesn't want to talk about it.
Project, secret, confidential, gun, proprietary, important, pistol, Dilbert, Tim

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 25

1993-01-28
A co-worker has an idea to lower expenses and increase revenues.
Meeting, idea, expense, revenue, blinding flash of the obvious, finance, co-worker, Dilbert, Alice

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 26

1993-01-29
Dogbert decides to become the centre of the universe.
Dogbert-Schemes, universe, centre, brain, relationship, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 26

1993-01-30
Dilbert's date says she likes a man who can cry.
Dating, cry, water, price, trick, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 26

1993-01-31
Dilbert runs a proposal by the legal department.
Law, proposal, attitude, career, sue, memo, lawsuit, Boss, Dilbert, lawyer

Book: Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, page: 27