Dilbert calculates a new theory about the origin of the universe.
Science, theory, origin of the universe, big bang, practical application, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Dilbert explains to Ratbert how all matter in the universe could collapse and fit in a thimble.
Science, matter, space, thimble, flaw in theory, logic, Dilbert, Ratbert
Dilbert goes to free therapy from psychology students.
Personal, therapy, free, psychology, student, self-esteem, ugly, beer, handsome, mother, Dilbert, psychology student, receptionist
Everyone wears a device to deliver electric shocks; the Boss's new management method.
Start of saga: Belt-o-Authority, a headband to deliver electric shocks.
Management, belt-o-authority, shock, headband, electric, performance, theory, pain, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The Boss enjoys shocking people as a management technique.
Management, shock, electric, headband, subjective, memo, empowerment, quality, Boss
Dilbert redirects his electric shocks to Wally.
Management, shock, electric, headband, rewire, pain, rewire, humour, Dilbert, Boss, Dogbert, Wally
Dogbert wants to open a school for technology imbeciles.
Start of saga: School for technology imbeciles.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School for Technology Imbeciles, training, technology, imbecile, VCR, ATM, bank, microwave, CD, Dogbert, kid
Dogbert welcomes students to his school for technology imbeciles.
Dogbert-Schemes, training, technology, imbecile, intelligence, Dogbert
Dogbert asks the technology imbeciles what they can do with a microwave. The students insert a video tape.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School for Technology Imbeciles, training, technology, imbecile, microwave, video, beta, oven, tape, timer, smoke, Dogbert, student
Dilbert compiles the top 100 list of things that bothers him. Dogbert takes advantage.
Family, quality of life, behaviour, countdown, toenail, soup, catalogue, prioritise, bonanza, countdown, amuse, clip, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert joins a group that uses acronyms for everything.
Note: The asterisk says "Big Furry Deal."
Technology, acronym, society, unwashed masses, engineer, initials, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert and an engineer talk in acronyms.
Technology, acronym, IBM, 586, RAM, SPARC, LAN, artificial intelligence, BISDN, AVR, Dilbert, engineer
Dogbert writes an instruction book for newborn babies.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, author, baby, instruction, expert, cheese steak, Dilbert, Dogbert, parent
Dogbert writes about television in his instruction book for newborn babies.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, baby, instruction, Great Book, TV listing, television, remote control, TV Guide, Dogbert, parent
Ratbert clings to Dilbert's leg.
Family, hug, accept, sneak, Old Spice, Ratbert, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss tries Management by Walking Around.
Management, MBWA, management by walking around, park, improve, Boss
Dilbert gets sucked into cyberspace without his pants. Scott publishes his e-mail address: "firstname.lastname@example.org".
Note: Scott Adams' Internet e-mail address is announced.
Technology, Scott Adams' e-mail address, cyberspace, pants, Calvin and Hobbes, fantasy, Internet, nerd, email@example.com, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman
Dilbert decides to stay home from work because he's ill.
Health, ill, sorry, tea, waffle, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss removes all ink from the office to save the squid.
Corporate Services, ink, squid, glue, cow, Dilbert, Boss, Alice
The Boss calls a meeting to discuss paper recycling -- including the agenda.
Corporate Services, paper, recycle, drawback, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Alice
The Boss says whales are useless and it wouldn't affect him if they were extinct.
Science, whale, extinct, service, fat, mammal, rescue, environment, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert interprets romantic language.
Dating, romance, interpreter, boring, translate, male, female, bond, restaurant, wine, business card, Dogbert, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dogbert interprets what Dilbert says on his date.
Dating, romance, interpreter, translate, emotion, compassion, logic, solve, emotion, problem, reason, wisdom, compassion, fake, restaurant, wine, Dogbert, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dilbert chokes at a meeting.
Professional, meeting, technology, feasible, scoff, choke, credibility, laugh, snort, breath, spittle, headcount, engineer, Dilbert, co-worker
Ted makes funny faces and tells a long story at a meeting.
Meeting, ramble, story, funny face, Ted, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally
Dogbert doesn't want to fetch a Frisbee.
Family, Frisbee, skeet, cat, pet, fetch, shotgun, Dilbert, Dogbert
Tim is working on a secret project and doesn't want to talk about it.
Project, secret, confidential, gun, proprietary, important, pistol, Dilbert, Tim
A co-worker has an idea to lower expenses and increase revenues.
Meeting, idea, expense, revenue, blinding flash of the obvious, finance, co-worker, Dilbert, Alice
Dogbert decides to become the centre of the universe.
Dogbert-Schemes, universe, centre, brain, relationship, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert's date says she likes a man who can cry.
Dating, cry, water, price, trick, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dilbert runs a proposal by the legal department.
Law, proposal, attitude, career, sue, memo, lawsuit, Boss, Dilbert, lawyer