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1992-12-01
Dogbert causes the stock market to fall by pretending to be an alien and demanding surrender.
Dogbert-Schemes, antennae, hat, powers, television camera, microphone, alien, surrender, stock market, interest rates, Dogbert, reporter, Dilbert

1992-12-02
World leaders debate the demands of Dogbert the alien.
Note: Some people say the translator's head is shaped like a penis. Scott says this was not intentional.
Dogbert-Schemes, antennae, alien, demand, leader, United Nations, prank, translation, parking space, microphone, headset, reporter, delegate, translator

1992-12-03
Dogbert is voted supreme ruler of Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, alien, United Nations, supreme ruler of Earth, science, freckles, press conference, television, surprise, antenna, hat, microphone, podium, news reader, Dogbert, reporter

1992-12-04
Dogbert promises to become morally corrupt as supreme ruler of Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, alien, corrupt, moral, tax, supreme ruler of Earth, Dogbert, reporter

1992-12-05
Amazing Ronny wants to debunk the fact Dogbert is an alien.
Dogbert-Schemes, alien, supreme ruler of Earth, skeptic, debunk, cow, algebra, media, hat, antenna, cape, Amazing Ronny, Dogbert, reporter

1992-12-06
Dogbert gives tips on how to be safer in the home.
Safety, Dogbert's Home Safety Tips, toaster, vote, election, evangelism, television, luck, toaster, board, mouth, swallow, communist regime, pray, check, crush, Dogbert

1992-12-07
The Boss uses humour in the workplace to ease the tension of downsizing.
Start of saga: Humour in the workplace.
Downsizing, humour, workplace, tension, knock-knock, joke, Boss, downsized man

1992-12-08
The Boss uses humour during Dilbert's annual review: How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Performance Review, humour, tension, lightbulb, joke, appraisal, performance, engineer, Boss, Dilbert

1992-12-09
The Boss uses humour to improve creativity.
Creativity, humour, tension, head crash, loose, keyboard, Boss

1992-12-10
Wally is dressed as a clown to increase creativity.
Creativity, humour, costume, jester, clown, task force, kill, creative, Dilbert, Wally

1992-12-11
Everyone wears a "Kick Me" sign to increase humour in the workplace.
Creativity, humour, kick me, relax, injury, creative, crotch, male, balls, testicles, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, co-worker

1992-12-12
The Boss says video games sales have plateaued, so that calls for drastic action.
Management, video game, sales, plateau, diversify, pollute, outside, outdoors, inside, indoors, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1992-12-13
Dilbert wonders why people don't answer questions.
Family, question, conversation, rhetoric, torture, answer, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-12-14
The Boss temporarily transfers Dilbert to field sales -- for the wrong reasons.
Start of saga: Dilbert in Sales.
Sales, field sales, transfer, management, yank your chain, over communicating, assignment, round, Boss, Dilbert

1992-12-15
Dilbert, in Sales, is introduced to his customers.
Sales, transfer, customer, account, despise, hurt, small business, boss, new guy, Tina, Dilbert, customer

1992-12-16
A sales trainer says the company makes overpriced, inferior products.
Sales, field sales, quota, illegal, overpriced, inferior products, training, inferior products, projector, presentation, sales trainer, Dilbert

1992-12-17
A potential customer asks Dilbert the salesman to top the competitor's offer.
Sales, sales call, field sales, competitor, massage from Helga, offer, customer, Dilbert, masseuse

1992-12-18
Ratbert says drug testing at the lab will change Dilbert's mind about accepting him in the family.
Family, accept, lab, drug test, family, little, Dilbert, Ratbert

1992-12-19
Ratbert tests a growth formula at the lab.
Family, accept, growth formula, giant, sarcasm, wit, Ratbert, Dilbert

1992-12-20
Dogbert wants an expensive present for Christmas.
Family, Christmas, analysis, mortgage, gift, cash, reserves, hat, Yule log, finance, social life, Dogbert, Dilbert

1992-12-21
The Boss changes words in Dilbert's report to make it less readable.
Management, report, word, readable, fax, type size, font size, facilitate, implementation phase, editing, Boss, Dilbert

1992-12-22
A co-worker says he's not stressed by the holidays this year because everyone gets the same gift.
Family, Christmas, gift, stress, advertisement, flabmaster, socks, muscle, couch, shop, holidays, Dilbert, co-worker

1992-12-23
Wally collects for a Christmas gift for the poor.
Office Politics, Christmas, gift, poor, CD, shallow, card, money, Dilbert, Wally

1992-12-24
Dogbert is outraged Dilbert only got him one gift this year.
Family, Christmas, gift, hat, tree, Humane Society, sweater, telephone, outrage, Dogbert, clerk

1992-12-25
Dogbert doesn't want to open his gift from Dilbert since it's only a hat.
Family, Christmas, gift, hat, crown, humour, bathrobe, Dogbert, Dilbert

1992-12-26
Dry cleaning will be ready in three days even though the sign says "While You Wait."
Retail, dry cleaner, while you wait, wait, Dilbert, clerk

1992-12-27
Dilbert reads the care instructions on a shirt.
Fashion, clean, instruction, glacier, cotton, Australia, Nik-Nik bug, washing machine, Dilbert

1992-12-28
Dilbert wears a lot of personal technology.
Start of saga: Personal technology wars, featuring Techno-Bill.
Technology, personal technology, cell phone, computer, modem, envy, thesaurus, pager, palm, organise, wireless, antenna, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-12-29
Dilbert challenges Wally for technical superiority.
Technology, personal technology, pager, calculator watch, dominance, challenge, ritual, battle, compass, wireless, fax, antenna, gizmo, superior, male, Dilbert, Wally

1992-12-30
Dilbert rejoices in his superiority over less-equipped engineers.
Technology, personal technology, fax, prime engineer, superior, antenna, gadget, Dilbert, Techno-Bill

1992-12-31
Dilbert and Techno-Bill square off in a battle for technical superiority.
Technology, personal technology, fax, cell phone, modem, autodial, control module, antenna, gadget, Dilbert, Techno-Bill